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The eldest brother wanted to treat guests to dinner, so Ding Ding and Xiao Dongbei returned to the dormitory early.

"Brother Lie, have you called me sister?"

Ding Ding didn't want to ask at first, but he was really worried, so he finally asked.

Xiao Dongbei was confused: "What the hell? What do you mean?"

No one paid any attention to him.

Han Lie smiled and raised his fingers at Ding Ding: "If you don't mention it, I haven't remembered it yet. Give me your sister's contact information."

Grass!

Tintin wished he could give himself a slap.

What a shame for a mentally retarded person!

Ding Yu took out his phone with a grimace and looked through his address book. Xiao Dongbei stared blankly for a while, then suddenly it exploded.

"Damn it! Ding Ding, you are so unjust!"

Han Lie turned his head, thinking that this guy was also thinking about Ding Xiang, and his eyes became a little dangerous.

As a result, Xiao Dongbei yelled angrily: "We agreed to lick big brother together, but you actually secretly do something behind my back?"

Then, facing Han Lie, he smiled like a flower: "Brother, I want to confess, I want to tell the truth! I have already advised Ding Ding to introduce Sister Xiang to you, but I don't agree with it!"

puff!

As for the bad guy, it has to be you...

Han Lie shook his head dumbfounded, but Ding Yu had nowhere to vent his anger and became anxious.

"Brother-in-law, help me peel him!"

Xiao Dongbei was completely numb when he shouted this voice.

"Damn it, you are so shameless... Brother, I don't have a sister, do you think it would be okay to have a 12-year-old cousin?"

"..."

Ding Yu's eyes widened and he was shocked.

Good guy, it's up to you to be ruthless... You're so damn capable of killing me!

Han Lie laughed and scolded: "Get out of here! What a fool! If you really have that kind of filial piety, hurry up and marry a beautiful wife!"

"Good!"

Xiao Dongbei thumped his chest: "Don't worry, on the wedding day, you go to the bridal chamber first!"

Ding Yu doesn't know how to do it at all.

It feels like the world view has been greatly impacted, and the previous comments were too early.

Is this the world of the boss?

very scary!

…

After being excited for a while, Han Lie took the cheerful Xiao Dongbei and the withered Ding Ding to the hotel.

It was 4:50 when we arrived at the place, and they hadn't arrived yet.

The three of them simply stood at the door and waited for them for a while.

Xiao Dongbei winked and asked: "Brother, you squeezed your legs so badly last time, how did you make up with it later?"

Ding Ding felt that he had a say in this matter, so he spoke with excitement.

"What's the point of reconciliation? They quarreled with my sister last time! But Brother Lie is not used to it at all. He scolded Xi Luting as if he was scolding his granddaughter. She didn't dare to say a word!"

Xiao Dongbei was stunned when he heard this: "Good guy! You don't need to reconcile your relationship. Are you used to scolding?"

"That's right! Brother Lie is so fierce!"

Tintin nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, his face full of admiration.

Xiao Dongbei suddenly chuckled: "Ding Ding... can your sister bear the scolding?"

(⊙o⊙)! ! !

Ding Yu was stunned and suddenly became stupid.

Ai? !

Brother Lie is fierce and cruel to women, why should I be happy riding a horse? !

Damn it, I regret it, please give me my sister’s cell phone number!

Ding Yu felt fierce in his heart, and then quietly glanced at Han Lie, who was wiping tears from his laughter, and finally chose to give his silent blessing.

Sister, everyone has his or her own destiny, so you have to carry your own peach blossoms...

Han Lie was very amused by these two idiots. In fact, they were either really stupid like Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Young, or they were two-bit young people who especially liked to have fun with their mouths.

Since graduating from high school, Han Lie has not seen such a cheerful young man for more than ten years.

Well, it feels like I'm really back to my youth.

Ding Ding was making trouble with Xiao Dongbei, and Xiao Dongbei suddenly stared across the road, his mouth slightly opened, as if his laughter was about to flow out.

Ding Ding and Han Lie turned around at the same time, and sucked in a mouthful of cold skin at the same time.

Across the road, three girls came.

On the left is Fang Feifei, quite conservative, but with bunny ears.

On the right is Yu Yun, with her coat open and her tight sweater fluttering wildly.

The most dazzling one is Xi Luting walking in the middle.

Wearing a pair of leather shorts, black silk stockings and boots, I am already 179cm tall. With high heels, I am afraid that I must be 1.85 meters tall? !

Those two long legs, after taking a step forward, seemed to be piercing the man's eyes.

There are two "dwarfs" on the left and right to set off...

The really awesome A exploded!

When they crossed the road and came to the three of them, the three brothers all looked up.

Good guy, no one is taller than her...

Xi Luting was extremely proud, with a smile in his eyes: "Are we not late?"

Brother Lie felt an unprecedented disadvantage and was furious: "Little Cucumber, do you want to rebel?"

But on the surface, he remained calm at all. He smiled and praised, "The black stockings are good."

Xi Luting blushed, Han Lie was already greeting Yu Yun and Fang Feifei.

"Feifei is so cute today!"

"Yunyun, Ding Ding, you know me. This is Xiao Dongbei."

Everyone chatted happily for a few words, then entered the store together and came to the reserved small box.

Han Lie was the first to sit down, and then Xiao Dongbei started to make arrangements.

"Come on, sister Xi, sit on Brother Lie's right, and Yunyun, sit on Brother Lie's left. I will guard the dishes and serve you tea and water!"

sensible!

In contrast, Ding Ding is a bit tangled.

On the one hand, I think, brother-in-law, are you worthy of my sister by hugging her so much?

On the other hand, I feel that Brother Lie's previous confession seemed to be just a joke, and he actually didn't want to harm my sister... Otherwise, why would he call me up so openly?

After thinking about it for a while, he decided to secretly take a photo and send it to his sister later, and not care about anything else.

Brother Lie is too dangerous and his emotions are too complicated. I can’t understand him!

…

When ordering, Fang Feifei and Yu Yun were both in high spirits.

"I finally have a chance to kill you!"

"Yes! If you eat us, give me back double the amount!"

Han Lie offered encouragement: "Then come on, come on for 5,000 yuan."

The two of them chattered about ordering food, but Xi Luting did not participate.

Looking around the private room, he asked casually: "Why did you book such a big room? Are you really just inviting a few of us?"

"Otherwise?" Han Lie asked, "Who else do you want to come?"

"It's not a question of who I want to come."

Xi Luting's expression became a little serious.

"Feifei accidentally saw your message by Lu Yao, Hongli and the others. Lu Yao had already let it slip in the class group that only the three of us were invited. In fact, many students have objections."

Of course Han Lie knew that some people would feel uncomfortable, but he didn't care.

After thinking for a moment, he replied lightly: "So what? I won't stay in Humanities for long."

With a "boom", Xi Luting's brain seemed to thunder.

Is he leaving?

Where to go?

when?

what should I do?

My thoughts were chaotic and complicated, one after another floating like water hyacinths, pressing one down, another floating up, and finally they all floated on the water.

Densely packed, every detail is filled with sadness.

Her expression changed again and again, and finally she forced a straight face and asked briefly: "Going abroad?"

Han Lie secretly smiled and shook his head: "A transfer student."

"oh."

Xi Luting bit his lip and asked again: "Where have you decided to take the exam?"

"Shanghai Foreign Affairs Headquarters."

"fine……"

Xi Luting's expression darkened, losing his usual coldness and vigor.

"You and Chen Yanfei are a good match...Lilac is also very good...so who do you like?"

"like it all."

The dog man said something rude again, but she didn't have the energy to be angry.

Xi Luting's mind was in a mess.

The grievances surged up in waves, but she could do nothing but suppress them and maintain her final demeanor.

She no longer looks like a queen like this, she looks like a pitiful little girl.

Not only did Han Lie not feel sorry for her, but he was still smiling.

hateful!

You are really not human!

She gradually recovered from the shock, and suddenly realized that something seemed wrong.

Seeing the smile on Han Lie's face getting bigger and bigger, just like every time he was teased, Xi Luting suddenly had an idea flash in his mind.

wrong!

SISU is not a member of the Twelve Schools of transfer students at all!

"Damn! Are you kidding me again?! Are you going to take the entrance exam with your head?"

"Hahahaha...you are so slow to react!"

Han Lie was about to laugh and do the splits, and slapped his thigh hard.

Xi Luting felt a pain in his leg, coupled with the grievance in his heart, he exploded on the spot.

"You go to hell for me!"

Bang bang bang bang bang!

Guapi Queen Boxing!

Five punches per second, hammering Han Lie for five seconds.

If it weren't for the thick blood and strong armor, he would have been beaten to death on the spot.

Fang Feifei and Yu Yun, who were ordering dishes, turned around in shock, feeling that these two idiots were going too far.

Of course, Fang Feifei thinks Han Lie is a bitch, and Yu Yun thinks Xi Luting is a bitch.

The position is very firm.

"Brother Lie, can you please stop bullying Sister Tingting all the time? She won't be happy if you bully Da Naiyun."

"Why are you so fierce, monitor? Girls should be obedient, sensible, and gentle..."

Han Lie smiled enough and nodded.

Xi Luting didn't feel relieved, and glared at Yu Yun: "Get out of here! It's none of your business!"

Yu Yun slapped the menu on the table.

Then, instead of arguing with Xi Luting, he looked at Han Lie aggrievedly.

"Brother Lie~~~Look at her, she is simply unreasonable!"

Good guy, you two had the same hatred the day before yesterday...

Han Lie ignored them and took the initiative to pick up the menu and hand it to Xiao Dongbei and Ding Ding.

"Let's see what else you want to eat. When it's almost done, ask the chef to start cooking."

Xiao Dongbei and Ding Ding looked at each other, Ding Ding shrank his head, and Xiao Dong Dong gritted his teeth.

"Brother, that's enough! Sisters-in-law, do you want some milk tea? I'll buy it!"

Everyone was collectively confused.

Tintin looked at his good brother with wide eyes, his face full of disbelief.

You really work hard...

Xi Luting was stunned, Yu Yunmei was terrible, and Fang Feifei was so shocked.

"As expected of being your friend!"

Fang Feifei gave a thumbs up.

Yu Yun shyly shook her head: "Don't yell, I'm just my brother's sister~"

"Okay, sister-in-law!"

Xiao Dongbei continued to nod and bow: "What kind of milk tea do you want to drink?"

Han Lie was even amused, this brother can handle it!

Yu Yun also burst out laughing, her beautiful eyes flashing, and she said delicately: "Then I want the original flavor."

"Good!"

Xiao Dongbei immediately looked at Xi Luting: "Sister-in-law, are you there?"

"I'm not your sister-in-law!"

Han Lie hurriedly reminded: "Third sister-in-law."

Xiao Dongbei slapped his forehead, apologetically, turned around and walked out.

"I'm going to buy milk tea!"

When he slipped away, Ding Ding suddenly realized something was wrong.

Why did I fall into the battlefield again while riding a horse? !

I wanted to leave, but I couldn't bear the excitement, so I was so confused.

Xi Luting was shocked by the dog man's teasing. He gritted his teeth and took out his cell phone angrily.

You don't want to make me feel comfortable, do you?

Okay, none of us will feel comfortable!

Han Lie's sharp eyes noticed that she was actually dialing Pan Ge, and he quickly grabbed the phone and hung up.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble. My time is limited and I have to go to the gym later. I won't have much free time until the holidays. Can't we have a good meal?"

Pooh!

Eat well and you pat my thigh? !

Have a good meal and you let people call me third sister-in-law? !

Xi Luting snorted coldly, crossed his arms and looked sideways at the dog man.

Apparently he hasn't calmed down yet.

Han Lie smiled slightly, stopped teasing her, and started coaxing her again.

Moreover, he actually didn't coax her to be alone...

"Everyone here is my good friend, who cares, helps, and takes care of me. I have long wanted to invite you all to come out for a get-together, but I didn't have a reason.

Today I got my first bonus in my life. It’s not much, but it’s quite meaningful.

So I want to share this happiness with my best friends.

Tingting asked me just now if I was afraid that the classmates in the class would have objections if I only invited so many people.

What I want to tell you is that friends are more valuable than friends. I only care about people I recognize. I don’t care what others think or praise me or scold me.

But you can't. You can only praise me, but you can't scold me.

Come, let's have a drink together! "

The children were so moved that they all raised their drink glasses.

Ding Ding was flattered, Fang Feifei felt that she had seen Han Lie correctly, and Yu Yun was secretly happy, feeling that her efforts on Han Lie were not in vain.

Only Xi Luting was not easy to coax. He looked at the dog man suspiciously, feeling that this guy was acting again.

If you suffer a lot and get cheated, you will always make progress.

I can’t tell exactly what’s going on, but there must be something wrong when my mouth is particularly sweet.

The next second, Han Lie held her hand under the table.

Xi Luting's pretty face turned red and she struggled hard, but couldn't break free.

She didn't dare to use too much force, for fear of being caught by Yu Yun and Fang Feifei, so she pinched Han Lie's fingers and pinched them hard.

hiss……

Han Lie's eyes twitched in pain, and then he pressed her thigh hard.

Then, his eyes widened.

I go……

It's November, why don't you wear a pair of thermal pants under your stockings?

Well, it feels better if you don’t wear it...

Xi Luting trembled all over, quickly grabbed the dog's paw and dug in hard with his nails.

Gan!

Little Cucumber’s explosive temper is so difficult to deal with!

Han Lie quickly let go, almost unable to maintain his expression.

Overall, I suffered a lot.

No legs that can't be separated by stockings are worth three nail marks and four purlins, right? !

Han Lie was feeling depressed when Xi Luting's cell phone rang.

Pan Ge called back.

Xi Luting glared at Han Lie fiercely and picked up the phone.

"I'm fine. I dialed the wrong number just now."

Pan Ge really didn't believe it: "Is it true?"

Xi Luting continued to talk without changing his face: "Of course, when have I ever lied to you?"

"Then who are you with?"

"Myself!"

"oh."

The door of the private room was suddenly pushed open, and Xiao Dongbei stood awkwardly at the door holding several cups of milk tea.

Behind him, Pan Ge put down his phone with a sneer.

*****

Went to the hospital during the day.