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After the taxi drove a long way, Han Lie's tight body suddenly relaxed and he slumped in the seat, breathing heavily.

Good guy, the gadgets produced by the system are really exciting!

I can't stand it, I can't stand it, it's so exciting!

The chewing gum that Han Lie was chewing just now was a gift when he bought fruits on the day he visited Pan Ge's house.

【Sticky fruity chewing gum】

[24 capsules per box, divided into 4 flavors]

[After chewing, the breath will last for a long time, and the oral skin will be filled with sugar for a long time, continuing the good mood]

[Disadvantage: Will produce a certain degree of stickiness]

[Duration: 2 hours]

[Sweetness +50, Friction +50, Bioelectricity +50, Pleasure +50]

Among them, taste is not the key point, and the sweetness has nothing to do with Han Lie. Bioelectric Han Lie did not experience it, but the friction really made the experience full.

Bonbonding!

He slumped on the chair and recited the "Liu Li Primal Vow Sutra" silently. It took a while before Han Lie returned to normal.

Abba Abba, it’s not a loss today.

I didn’t win when I played IQ, and I didn’t lose when I played Yin.

Pan Ge is quite outrageous, but he is not bad either. When you meet your opponent, you will meet a good talent, perfect~~~

As for whether she will be angry...

Maybe, maybe not, but that doesn't matter.

As long as she still wants to take advantage of me, she can't fall out in a hurry.

She is different from Xi Luting.

Xi Luting is a holy warrior who accumulates power. Once he finds that the situation exceeds his ability, he will self-destruct and kill others.

Pan Ge prefers to control the situation and will never do anything that involves a life-and-death situation.

What else is there to be afraid of?

What Han Lie is best at is pulling. If you can't kill him in one go, then just wait for him to be slowly worn to death by the dog.

There is no woman that cannot be fixed by two kisses. If so, kiss her twice more.

He has gangster skills and a bunch of gangster props...hehehe, whoever encounters him will be unlucky~~~

…

Pan Ge was stunned for a while, then silently took out his cell phone.

Open the recording software and play it back. Your fingers gradually tighten and your knuckles turn white.

What a dog...

Not a single flaw was revealed, not a single useful word!

The recording failed to achieve the expected results and could not be used to coerce Han Lie. Pan Ge had no choice but to return upstairs in a daze.

Before entering the door, she patted her cheek, cheered up, and returned to her usual calm and reserved self.

In the private room, everyone was still peeling crayfish slowly and chatting to kill time.

Among them, Xiao Dongbei is the most active, flattering his sisters-in-law and making them happy.

Of course, without Brother Lie, he would not dare to call Xi Luting "third sister-in-law" again.

This guy's intelligence is sometimes good and sometimes not good. Today he is in a relatively smart state.

"...Don't talk about flirting with girls. My brother Lie usually doesn't have time to chat. He's either reading or reviewing games. It's rare to see him chatting about playing games on QQ, right, Ding Ding?"

"Well, Brother Lie is really working hard."

Ding Ding had quietly sent out the photos he had secretly taken before, and was now in a state of atonement, praising Han Lie to the highest standard in the world.

"Brother Lie's desk is full of serious books. I often see him flipping through the textbooks for his sophomore and junior years. It seems that he has learned almost all the professional courses."

"yes!"

Xiao Dongbei slapped his thigh: "How else could Brother Lie take first place?"

Xi Luting, Yu Yun and Fang Feifei listened with great interest.

Since Han Lie stopped going to class, they didn't know what Han Lie did every day.

Apart from summoning the meal card on time, it is really difficult to contact him at ordinary times.

When Pan Ge heard the praises from Xiao Dongbei and Ding Ding, his depression calmed down a little.

Dog things are quite outstanding in nature...

Don't be in a hurry, settle the accounts with him slowly!

She calmly sat back down, and Xi Luting casually took her into his arms. He was about to ask her what business she had with Han Lie, but when he lowered his head and saw Pan Ge's lips, his pupils suddenly shrank. .

Xi Luting's willow eyebrows stood up, and he pulled Pan Ge into his arms with all his strength, whispered into her ear, and asked through gritted teeth.

"Where's your lipstick?"

Plop!

Pan Ge's heart beat heavily.

Oops!

It’s a big deal!

She is not an experienced girl. It is her first time to do pop pop, and she doesn’t know what to pay attention to. How would she know that she needs to refill her lipstick after eating secretly?

So, how to explain it now?

Eaten by, by, a dog? !

No, no, getting beaten is a trivial matter, but being embarrassed is more important than life or death!

In a blink of an eye, Cheng Fu, who has been cultivated for a long time, played a key role.

Pan Ge pursed his lips calmly and replied casually: "I just asked for a piece of chewing gum at the front desk. Maybe I licked it off while chewing the gum."

"oh……"

Xi Luting nodded.

Just as Pan Ge felt relieved, Queen's junior classmate asked again: "What kind of lipstick did you use?"

Pan Ge's heart skipped a beat again.

"The Revlon I use will not fade easily. Your lipstick is either Dior or Armani, but it will fall off even if you eat chewing gum?"

Facing the sneering Xi Luting, Pan Ge's brain was spinning at high speed.

Soon, an excuse was found.

"I just went downstairs to buy milk tea. I didn't put on any makeup. I just put on lip balm."

Pan Ge's expression was so calm, showing no flaws at all.

To be honest, she wanted to croak to herself.

As a result, Xi Luting suddenly bared his teeth and sneered, almost biting her ear.

"Yeah?"

"yes!"

"Haha, can you make your lips swollen from chewing gum? You're really good..."

d(д)! ! !

Depend on!

My lips were swollen by a dog? !

Pan Ge almost jumped up, but was firmly held down by Xi Luting. An ominous aura gradually spread.

"Then...that might be spicy food...hehe..."

"You just ate some steamed scallops and clams, and you didn't even touch a bite of the spicy crayfish..."

Xi Luting's voice was faint and faint, as if coming from the underworld.

"Just do it, don't force me to do it!"

You'd better do it directly...

Pan Ge couldn't think of any reason, but he made up his mind to fight to the end.

What move?

I would rather call a mage to summon the spirit later than confess!

"I don't know... Is it really swollen? Is it serious? It shouldn't be..."

Next, Pan Ge started to act stupid.

Xi Luting tried every means but could not tell the truth.

However, there was no need for Pan Ge to confess, Xi Luting had his own guess.

Even though she doesn't look very smart in other aspects, when it comes to talking about pornographic projects, she knows it better than anyone else.

The only difference is...

Who took the initiative? !

Okay, okay, no matter who takes the initiative, my dog ​​man is being chewed by a stinky bitch!

Xi Luting's good mood was completely ruined.

Pan Ge would rather die than fight again, and he was full of lies. The eyes of the holy warrior gradually began to flash with a dangerous light.

Made, I haven’t even tasted it!

The string that held "reason" in Xi Luting's brain suddenly broke.

Ding Ding quickly lowered his head, trembling with fear.

But...how should I film the next flattery?

Little Northeast was not filmed.

Xi Luting actually held on, quickly stood up, and went out with a cold face.

"Let's go back to the dormitory!"

…

Han Lie felt a little tired.

CF has more pre-requisite basics and is not very intense at the beginning, but it is quite troublesome to learn technical moves.

And communication is even more troublesome. The coach doesn’t understand any Chinese, and Han Lie’s English level is not enough to understand those professional terms...

The problem is huge.

Han Lie stopped the training in time, went to the front desk to find the beautiful girl, and started flirting with her after saying "hey".

Two sentences of pleasantries, three sentences of joking, and the sixth sentence goes straight to the point.

"You help me translate, and I'll treat you to chicken on the weekend. You can kill time and have a handsome guy to accompany you, right?"

The beautiful Miss Lisa was moved.

"OK, I like your arrogance, leave it to me!"

The young lady’s Chinese is obviously unreliable. What does it mean to be arrogant?

However, she confirmed Han Lie's previous view - as long as you are brave enough, foreign ladies are not terrible.

To be honest, as long as you are cheerful and confident, you can flirt with any color.

Whether you get it or not has something to do with your appearance and wealth. To make friends, all you need is a mouth.

As a result, Han Lie's training time gradually became more enjoyable.

Feeling comfortable after a full workout, Han Lie turned on mute on his phone when he returned to school, checked WeChat, and felt increasingly happy.

The housekeeper sent greetings.

"Wow! One for three, tough guy, you are so good!"

Brother Lie was already prepared.

He discovered it when Ding Ding secretly took photos. No need to ask, he must have complained to Xiang Xiang again.

Brother Lie hit back with a big pot and slammed it onto Ding Yu's head.

"Ding Ding was afraid that I would flirt with his sister, so he refused to let me sit next to him and forced me to sit between Xi Luting and Yu Yun. I thought he just wanted me to have more choices, but it turned out that he was actually ready to secretly Complain?!”

"puff!"

Chen Yanfei and Ding Xiang, who looked at the reply at the same time, laughed together.

Chen Yanfei gave a thumbs up to Ding Xiang: "Your brother is so reliable!"

Ding Xiang couldn't laugh or cry: "It's like the stupid thing he can do."

It was so reasonable that they both believed it.

Housekeeper: "No matter what the reason is, you are having a great time anyway, right?"

"What a pleasure!"

Han Lie immediately sent over two photos taken during fitness, and then opened his mouth to explain.

"It was just a simple meal. I sat down for less than 45 minutes in total. I hurriedly went to the city to work out. I didn't dare to eat too much greasy food..."

"Yo? It's so rare...why do you suddenly want to work out?"

Chen Yanfei and Ding Xiang were both a little surprised.

Then, we saw the peak performance of the top predator.

"What happened last time you two came to my place scared me. To be honest, if those three foreign students have been so stubborn, I really won't be able to protect you.

Later, I learned from the experience and felt that I should practice something.

This gym has the best boxing gym in the city upstairs. Once I have finished my physical training, I will go up and have a look..."

Are you moved?

That's for sure!

Unless you are just a nobody in other people's hearts, any girl will be moved by anyone who has a good impression of you.

In particular, the large stains of sweat on Han Lie's sports vest, as well as the clenched teeth and stretched face with blue veins, can clearly show the hard work he has put in for this.

The most important thing is that Han Lie tried his best first and then explained the reason in an understatement.

Instead of selling your words in advance and then just perfunctory.

Chen Yanfei and Ding Xiang were both silent.

Finally, she replied with a complicated mood: "Then come on, I hope you become a real tough guy soon!"

Brother Lie chuckled and slumped back in his chair happily.

Then, in a relatively calm and casual manner, he asked them to go out for dinner.

"I won the first place prize in the competition, and I have treated my classmates to dinner today. I was just thinking about when you two would have time...did you win on the weekend?"

Chen Yanfei looked at Ding Xiang subconsciously.

Ding Xiang pulled her long hair at the temples, avoided her eyes, and said softly: "Let him treat you alone..."

Chen Yanfei's pupils shrank, wondering if Ding Xiang meant what she thought.

*****

Thanks to the third leader of Baizhou, Spread flowers~~~