Consumer male god

The party started on time at 8:00 sharp.

Seeing Yan Qing's gorgeous appearance in a red dress, Han Lie felt that his youth had ended prematurely.

In his previous life, his youth truly began on the train bound for the Magic City.

Chatting up with Chen Yanfei was the bravest thing he had ever done.

The climax of Han Lie's youth was probably seeing Xi Luting appear on the New Year's Day party stage. The surprise was a bit too profound.

Well, the usual squad leader Xi Luting and the leggy cold-faced queen on stage are completely two different creatures.

The former will always make people feel so annoyed and want to run away, while the latter will make the bitch take the initiative to kneel down, crying and begging, "ravage me and hit me hard"!

Of course, Han Lie is not that kind of silver.

He had the courage to pursue Yu Yun, but he couldn't do it. He was just a piece of cake, and he really never cared about Xi Luting.

As for dreaming about... a little boy having two erotic dreams, does that count?

cant!

In the dreams of young people, teachers from all walks of life appear more frequently. Is that admiration?

That’s a lot of effort!

Anyway, Xi Luting really amazed Han Lie's youth, making him suddenly realize that his college time should not be wasted, and then he pursued Yu Yun passionately, but he was beaten by PUMA.

What a sad story...

In his previous life, there were two moments that truly made Han Lie feel that his youth was over.

The first time was when Yu Yun and Duan Xiaoyi finally got married to each other. The beggar version of Brother Lie "thought" that his youth was officially over and the two brothers were completely mature.

The second time was when Han Lie finally got a deal with an extremely difficult customer. A new employee in the department who was in his 70s and had a good looks showed his admiration and goodwill to him. He wanted to treat him and also wanted to ask for advice. He seemed to be interested in Han Lie. interesting.

Then Han Lie smiled and fell down, not taking a word seriously.

Several days after that incident, Han Lie realized belatedly, oh, so I am already so mature?

That year... Han Lie was 29 years old.

In modern society, men's adolescence is stretched out.

I don’t know if it’s just the post-90s generation, but boys in Han Lie’s group generally get married very late. Until their early thirties, a large number of them only care about their own entertainment, with a negative mentality and lack of sense of responsibility.

The same was true for Han Lie before his rebirth, but he became very strange after his rebirth.

The main body of [Gou Lie]'s mentality is the sobriety, self-awareness and caution of an adult, but it does not lack the wanton and high-spirited spirit of a young person. He can switch between different forms as freely as instinct.

Girls such as Chen Yanfei, Pan Ge, Xi Luting and others have always felt that dog men are contradictory and mysterious, and this is the reason why.

So in fact, Han Lie couldn't hang out with anyone, not even Fang Tongzhi, Liu Yingjun and others, not to mention Pan Zi Douzi's group of flower wine warriors.

Who can?

Only the best goddesses can survive for a while...

I am not an LSP. Every reborn person is autistic. I am just a patient who needs to be cured.

Han Lie thought so and stood in the corner and quietly applauded the first program.

Yin Qin and the others organized the party very well.

With sufficient funds for the event, the costumes and other elements of the stage have been improved to a higher level. When six young and beautiful girls danced cute Korean dances wearing uniform hot pants and white stockings, the gentleman was very It’s hard not to applaud them.

Listening to the howl of wolves in the audience, the instigator smiled softly, hiding his merit and fame.

Most of the school leaders were watching the ceremony in the front row. Wang Tianqing sat next to the Dean of Students. There was an empty seat next door, reserved for Minister Han.

But Han Lie didn't want to sit over.

What a real man wants to do most at the moment is to go backstage to express condolences to the heroes.

Brother Lie didn't even think about it and went straight to the backstage.

Waiting area, props area, men's changing room, women's changing room...

Hey, hey, hold on to me!

Brother Lie had a clear goal, but he was stopped halfway.

Liu Beibei, who has gorgeous makeup, was particularly excited when she saw Han Lie. The dress she was wearing was a chest-tie style, that is, two pieces of cloth were wrapped from the waist up, pulled together at the back of the neck, and a piece of the middle of the chest was naturally exposed. skin.

Good guy, when she took two steps in front of Han Lie in surprise, Brother Lie's eyes twitched several times in his eye sockets.

"Minister, it's finally time to review the troops? How did we perform?"

Yan Qing and the two male hosts Little A and Little B stood aside, smiling politely.

The pride of the seniors did not allow them to be so unreserved. Anyway, there was nothing that Han Lie could ask for in a short period of time, so why were they so kitschy?

Brother Lie stabilized his eyes, smiled and said perfunctorily: "It's good. It's more passionate than I thought. The cheers of the audience can prove everything..."

Those LSPs screamed and screamed.

She wanted to continue chatting, but unfortunately Yin Qin came over.

"minister!"

Wanwan, a girl from Henan, was even more talkative than usual today: "You weren't here when we needed you, and now you're here to cause trouble for us... Stop blocking the door, okay!"

Then I... go in?

Before Brother Lie could make a decision, Yin Qin pulled him inside.

Liu Beibei was angry and resentful, so she had no choice but to wave her hand reluctantly: "Bye brother Lie, next time I'm in the group @伱, don't pretend not to see it anymore!"

Brother Lie is very wronged.

I really didn't see it...

In the large group of the Ministry of Literature and Art, during the peak period, 99 messages can be posted in 5 minutes. There are people @Minister Han, where can I see it every day?

You don’t attach pictures when you chat privately…

Despite this, Han Lie still said goodbye politely to Liu Beibei, Yan Qing, A and B: "Come on! Tonight is yours, so shine as much as you want!"

"Don't worry, it's for sure!"

Until Han Lie's figure disappeared around the corner, Liu Beibei stood there reluctantly, waving her hands like a watchful stone.

Yan Qing watched with cold eyes, neither happy nor angry, while Little A and Little B showed a trace of disdain and jealousy.

Liu Beibei turned around and took in all their expressions. Her smile suddenly dropped and she raised her chin high.

Oh, you look down on me?

When you are severely beaten by society, you will know what kind of pain it is to have no one to turn to for help... You idiot!

…

Han Lie was led by Yin Qin through the corridor and into the waiting area. As his eyes widened, he felt a breath of powder coming into his face.

Naturally, a party cannot be all about girls performing.

However, the humanities itself has a strong yin and a weak yang. Calculated proportionally, there are still only a few boys who are talented enough to appear on the stage.

Therefore, the whole backstage is a big garden.

A girl who was originally in her 60s or 70s puts on make-up and wears thin or close-fitting Chinese clothes. The youthful vitality and slenderness unique to young girls take over, making her look extremely alluring.

That kind of impact made Han Lie almost afraid to move forward.

However, the overall atmosphere backstage was tense and busy, and any beauty would be diluted by the pressure of being on stage. Not many people were in the mood to chat with Han Lie.

"Minister Han!"

He said hello, and then shouted at the top of his lungs: "Where's the paperclip? Come on, come on! My skirt is about to fall off!"

Brother Lie quickly turned his head.

Don’t look at anything inappropriate, Amitabha.

As a result, I turned around and saw fresh safety pants again...

Feeling around casually, Han Lie found many familiar faces - but they were only familiar, and he really couldn't recognize them.

For most women, heavy makeup and no makeup are two different things, just like Liu Yue looks better with clothes on than NOtry.

So despite the crowd of beauties backstage, Brother Lie quickly became numb.

Then as they were walking all the way in, Zhao Shengnan suddenly rushed over and stopped Yin Qin.

"Yin Qin, why are you still lingering here? The girl group is looking for you!"

"ah?"

Yin Qin was stunned for a moment, then frowned and muttered: "Why is it endless? Haven't we already dealt with it before..."

"Oh, go ahead!"

Zhao Shengnan urged again, and then waved: "Minister Han, don't be idle, come here and help me!"

I?

Han Lie was a little puzzled.

You are very busy, how can I help?

Yin Qin quickly disappeared into the women's locker room with full of displeasure, while Han Lie was pulled by Zhao Shengnan and turned three corners all the way to the innermost utility room.

When she slammed the door and the room was dark, Brother Lie finally understood.

"Wait a minute! So it's a private request?"

"Hoo ho ho ho..."

Zhao Shengnan smiled maliciously, turned on the flashlight, led Han Lie around the obstacle blocking the front half of the room, and reached into the back.

Compared to the chaos in the front, there is a small, neat and empty space in the back.

There are old desks and chairs beside the walls, and there are a few old-fashioned sponge sports mats on the ground, and there are even picnic tablecloths on the mats.

The curtains in the room were tightly drawn, and two sets of clothes were neatly placed on the windowsill, next to two large schoolbags.

Huh?

Why two sets?

Suddenly a person rushed towards Brother Lie's back, and he hugged him back. His hand felt very familiar.

Okay, the case is solved.

"You are so brave, you are so ridiculous!"

Zhengfang Liji criticized the two of them sternly, but Zhao Shengnan didn't say a word and rushed over to spread his down jacket on the desk.

The innocent Hualou Xiaoxiao said solemnly: "Mr. Han, we sisters also have a program that we would like you to watch..."

…

It was a successful party, a triumphant party, a crazy party.

At the end, Director Zhang of the Student Affairs Office saw Han Lie who was sweating profusely and immediately shook hands with him with a smile on his face.

"Han Lie, the level of today's program is very high, thank you for your hard work!"

The car director in the office asked with concern: "Are you exhausted? It's not easy... Put on your coat quickly, don't catch a cold!"

Yin Qin, who had been looking for Han Lie for half a night, looked at her minister suspiciously and kept thinking in her mind: What kind of large props need you to move?

After thinking about it over and over again, I couldn't recall the minister's presence at any heavy physical work site.

Why are you so tired?

As Yin Qin thought about it, she was suddenly startled and turned back to look for Zhao Shengnan.

As a result, Sister Zhao was backstage, gesticulating among the crowd.

My head is a little sweaty, but my hair is not too messy.

There was a little dust on the down jacket, but the shirt underneath was clean.

The jeans are fine, but my legs are shaking a bit...

Well, there’s so much and messy work behind the scenes, and it’s really hard work.

Yin Qin didn't notice anything wrong, shook her head mockingly, and turned to supervise everyone in organizing the props - many costumes were rented outside and had to be returned.

While helping to clean up, he suddenly saw Lou Xiaoxiao, who was holding his head and feeling a little dizzy.

"Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with you? Are you tired?"

"nothing."

Lou Xiaoxiao yawned and replied with a strong nasal voice: "It's hot and cold backstage. I seem to have a cold."

"Thank you for your hard work, go back and rest! There is not much work left, it doesn't matter!"

"Okay, you're welcome then, senior."

Lou Xiaoxiao walked out with her schoolbag on her back. Yin Qin glanced at her back, shook her head and muttered: "The physical fitness of these little princesses! Another one whose legs are shaking when walking..."

…

Han Lie had fun with Dean Liu, Director Zhang, and Director Che for a while, but unexpectedly didn't see Lao Zhang.

"Where's Principal Zhang? Are you dissatisfied with our work?"

In fact, this sentence is a bit presumptuous, but since Han Lie and Liu Dalu had a small meeting in Lao Zhang's office for a day, and Lao Zhang had to give up space, this group of people in the school understood Han Lie's actual status. .

Director Zhang said casually: "Principal Zhang must return to our school."

Director Che smiled and responded with a flattering pat: "Yes, our school also has a party, and the preparations are more careful than ours, but let me see, the results are not necessarily better than ours!"

"Um."

Han Lie nodded seriously: "Our students' literary and artistic qualities are not bad at all, but the details such as obeying the Taoism are still a little lacking. When I look at them from a distance, they feel okay, but when they are close, they are not hard to understand.

In the future, I will continue to be strict in this regard and strive to produce two high-quality programs that can be broadcast on TV. "

"good!"

"Ambitious!"

"If you need any support, just ask the hospital!"

Director Che, Director Zhang, and Dean Liu all applauded. Liu Hong, the head teacher of the finance class, was crowded in the back and couldn't flatter him, so he kept wandering around anxiously.

In the end, Liu Hong, the Smiling Tiger, could only shake his head and sigh: "At a party, Han Lie was busy in front and behind, busy both inside and outside. He is really a model of a dedicated cadre!"

No more, no more!

Brother Lie waved his hand modestly.

The benchmark cannot withstand such disasters. I am tired and tired...

After finally dealing with the school leaders and having to take the main force of the department to celebrate the victory, Han Lie couldn't bear it anymore and didn't want to go.

So he called the assistant, Yin Qin, and Wang Tianqing, and ordered: "Yin Qin counts the number of people, Wang Tianqing organizes and leads the team, Liang Wu, you go to the Sheraton to arrange the food and drinks, and hold the celebration banquet.

I have a temporary banquet and I can't attend. You can eat, drink and have fun by yourselves. "

"no problem!"

Wang Tianqing nodded sharply, then sent a text message to Han Lie——

"Today is New Year's Eve!

Don't you think the sponsor's father is going to summon your Sailor Moon to transform?

I had booked a hotel room in advance, and Xiao Qi went to arrange a surprise. Don’t you really want to have fun?

It doesn’t matter if it’s late, you can stay up all night, dear!

If you like it, please reply 1.

If you like it very much, please reply 11111…”

When he saw the content, Brother Lie, who was fearless, was so frightened that he trembled all over.

I can’t afford it, I can’t afford it, my favorite way to celebrate the New Year is to go to bed early...

Han Lie decisively replied: "I'm drinking with my father-in-law. If I can't get out, don't think about it and don't disturb me."

Then he deleted the entire conversation record and got into a taxi on the roadside.

“Go to the Banyan Tree Hotel.”

Today, no one can stop me from sleeping vegetarian!

While swearing a poisonous oath, another message with a photo suddenly popped up in vx.

The photo is of a dimly lit street intersection, with two people raising their hands to express their feelings.

The tall one is Chen Yanfei, and the short one is Xiao Dingxiang.

Housekeeper: "Is it good or bad? It seems like the two of us are still a little lonely and deserted during the New Year's Eve. We lack someone who can take us on adventures and make us warm up."

Fuck!

Brother Lie wailed, feeling that he couldn't live this day.