Consumer male god

Songjiang Central Park.

Southeast gate of Tongxin Road.

11:55.

When Han Lie got out of the car, his mood was hard to describe.

It’s not like there are no shopping malls and snack streets in Songjiang University Town. Wenhui Road is so busy, so why don’t you go shopping and come to the park in the middle of the night?

When they appear alone, they are quite normal, but when they come together, they are diagnosed with some serious illness...

Carrying two bouquets of flowers, Brother Lie felt a little numb.

Entering through the southeast door, he just took out his mobile phone, lowered his head and was about to dial a number, when a figure jumped out in front of him.

"Fuck!"

Han Lie was startled, and when he turned around, he saw that it was a mentally ill man who was still running at night at almost 12 o'clock. His clothes were white on top and black on the bottom, and he jumped out from the shade of the tree like a freak.

Just as he was relaxing, a sweet smile came from behind him on his right.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

When I turned around, my dear, those two people were in the dim light...

Han Lie walked over with a wry smile. As the distance got closer and closer, their figures under the street lights became clearer and clearer, and the dog man became more and more excited.

Come on, it’s so beautiful!

After not seeing each other for a few days, they both had new hairstyles.

Ding Xiang had a short clavicle haircut, with the ends of her hair cut straight and her bangs straight, making her head look super small and full of first love.

What’s even more amazing is that, I don’t know who instigated it, but she also dyed her hair into a cooler color similar to “grandma gray”. Good guy, under the warm street light, she looks like an elf princess!

Chen Yanfei also played with her head - she made herself a big wave that was curved but not curled.

There are a few long strands of hair on the inner layer that are highlighted and dyed platinum, and naturally hang down on the chest. Hiss... such breasts.

Ah no no, so fashionable...

What they both wore was different from usual.

Inside Lilac is a somewhat complicated lace-trimmed long skirt, paired with a white down jacket. It's a bit Lolita, a bit princess, and a bit weird two-dimensional.

Chen Yanfei wore a rare pair of shorts + flesh-colored leggings + high boots, with a long down jacket on top.

From the back, it looks unremarkable.

From the front, wow! ~~~

Chen Yanfei's crotch may be only slightly narrower than Liang Wu, but she looks healthy and well-proportioned, not a peach or a pear, but... uh... a village girl who helps the family work all year round?

It's hard to describe, but she gives people the impression that she is healthy, and she must be a very capable person to marry into the family.

With such wide hip bones, there is no gap between the thighs. This kind of figure...

Suck!

Brother Dog sniffed and coughed, he felt a little cold, don't think too much.

Then he waved the flowers in his hands to them both enthusiastically.

"Hi, Princess Xiangxiang! Hi, village flower! Happy New Year!"

"puff!"

Ding Xiang burst out laughing, while Chen Yanfei was angry and funny.

During the Chinese New Year, she is a princess, but I am a village beauty?

Chen Yanfei put her hands in her coat pockets and stood motionless, ready to express her attitude.

As a result, Lilac happily dragged her forward two steps...

"Brother Lie, happy new year! Happy new year!"

Ahhhh, so angry!

Chen Yanfei was completely helpless by Xiaobai, so she had no choice but to show Han Lie a little smile.

"Hey, tough guy, you are really punctual. You just came here for the New Year countdown, right?"

A well-placed wry smile appeared on the actor's face.

"Am I not the director of our literature and art department? I am rushing to put it on the shelf. It is my first New Year's Day party and I am so busy... Hey, you didn't go to see the performance? I heard that our school has a grander one."

After explaining, without waiting for their reply, Han Lie immediately threw the bouquet in front of them.

"It's hard to buy flowers today, but I tried my best. Let's see if you like them?"

The assistant is very reliable, and the two bouquets of flowers are not the same.

What Han Lie gave to Lilac was a small fresh bouquet with light blue hydrangea as the main body, decorated with lavender lilac flowers and baby's breath.

What was presented to Chen Yanfei was a large bouquet with lilies as the main body and a pink rose quietly sandwiched in the middle.

Lilac was pleasantly surprised when she took the bouquet of flowers that belonged to her.

"Wow! It's so beautiful... Thank you, thank you, Brother Lie, I like it so much! I must buy a vase tomorrow morning... How many days can it last?"

Although Chen Yanfei curled her lips as if she was disgusted, her movements were not slow at all.

I took the flower and looked at it again and again, with stars shining in my eyes.

"Okay, I guess you have a good heart..."

Han Lie quietly winked at Chen Yanfei, and then replied to Lilac with a smile: "Take good care of it, I think it can bloom until spring."

"Liar!"

Ding Xiangbai glanced over, but couldn't help but sweetly pursed her lips: "I just know how to coax children..."

Look, she knew she was coaxing a child, but she just wanted to be coaxed.

What does giving for free mean? (laughing with arms akimbo)

Chen Yanfei was also in a good mood, and she didn't even care about the doggy man flirting with her as soon as he came up to her.

This is coaxing in place.

Knock on the blackboard - don't explain the principles, it's for one-on-one use!

If you are alone with a girl, you must explain as little as possible and don't put your posture too low.

But remember, analyze the specific situation in detail and never apply mechanically.

For example, now, two best friends and sisters appear together. It just so happens that their personalities are completely opposite and complementary, one is strong and the other is soft, one is outgoing and the other is reserved.

At this point, there are only two ways -

Either win over Chen Yanfei and suppress Xiaobai together.

Either win over Xiaobai and fight against Queen Chen together.

In short, they must not be allowed to unite and share the same hatred.

Therefore, not explaining, pretending to be aloof, being cunning and sophistry, and being forceful in confrontation are all tantamount to seeking death. In any minute, Chen Yanfei will pull Dingxiang to unite the front and turn her into disgrace.

So Han Lie decisively lowered his stance and tried hard to get Xiaobai's understanding. Even if Chen Yanfei was still dissatisfied, at least they were separated and we had a helper.

This is called soft confrontation and hard attack. Have you learned it?

get out of class is over!

…

Chen Yanfei's attitude was more generous than expected, so the rest was actually quite enjoyable.

Han Lie took the initiative to throw out the topic: "Why are you celebrating New Year's Eve in the park? Aren't the schools and commercial streets more lively?"

"My classmates are all joining in the fun in the commercial street."

Chen Yanfei smiled softly: "I have been busy as the monitor for more than half a semester, and I just want to be quiet today."

I do not believe!

Gou Lie was muttering in his heart, but it didn't stop him from continuing the conversation: "Weren't you also the monitor in high school?"

"How can there be so many things in high school as in college?"

"It seems..." Han Lie looked thoughtful and full of pity, "Isn't it that good to be the monitor of a key university?"

"Of course!"

Ding Xiang suddenly spoke up, filled with indignation: "What's wrong with key universities? There are all kinds of people, and some people are more annoying!"

"for example?"

Han Lie showed great interest and asked a question.

Since they both have the desire to talk, let them talk.

A man who behaves actively is not necessarily a warm man, but a man who is willing to listen silently and is good at giving timely feedback will definitely make girls more fond of him.

There are many unattractive men with mediocre careers who marry real goddesses whom the rich second generation cannot pursue. It is precisely because real goddesses generally do not value money, but care more about being comfortable with each other. This is also the wonder of love.

Of course, whether the marriage can continue to work well in the future is another matter.

…

"For example, Fang Xing, Sister Feifei has been very clingy recently!"

Ding Xiang exposed Chen Yanfei's background and suddenly laughed, remembering something interesting.

Chen Yanfei glanced at her helplessly, then turned to explain to Han Lie.

"It has nothing to do with the suitor. Whether or not I am the squad leader will not affect their attitude. It is not the same thing.

As for Fang Xing...

Maybe it's because you put too much pressure on them last time. After coming back, Fang Xing felt a little unbalanced. Luo Zijun happened to be a little awkward in front of me recently and was not so enthusiastic, so Fang Xing thought he could give it a try in case of success. What's up? "

Listening to Chen Yanfei analyze the reasons and mentality of boys pursuing her with such a calm attitude, Han Lie felt amazing.

This girl can never be coaxed.

See how awake she is?

If he had been five or six years older, Han Lie might have fallen into disgrace.

"So, the main reason is that they are unwilling to cooperate with your work?"

Brother Lie didn't pay much attention to Fang Xing. From the decisive way Chen Yanfei dealt with Pan Xiaoshuai, he knew that as long as she didn't like it, there was no use in chasing her.

"Um."

Chen Yanfei nodded lightly.

“I can’t make everyone like me, and many people won’t cooperate just because they don’t like it, even if it’s something that benefits everyone.

Furthermore, many students in our school are the kind of people who are extremely focused on themselves. They come to me whenever they are in trouble, but are nowhere to be seen when they want to help.

I can cope with it, but sometimes I feel tired...

Forget it, it’s Chinese New Year, why are I telling you these unpleasant things? "

"it does not matter."

Han Lie looked back at her sincerely: "These are the troubles that you must experience on the way to growing up. I like you to share them with me."

Chen Yanfei raised her lips and turned her head to look at the dog man: "Really? Do you also have these troubles on your way of growing up?"

Without waiting for Han Lie to respond, Ding Xiang muttered: "I don't think so... Brother Lie seems to be able to handle everything easily..."

Han Lie quietly stood behind Chen Yanfei, stretched out his hand from behind, and rubbed Ding Xiang's head.

It's a bit risky, but...it feels so good!

"Is there anyone who has everything going well? I must have encountered more weird things than you."

Han Lie suddenly remembered the Five Tiger Generals in his previous life in 1918, but he tortured Diaosi Lie to death.

Although he has jumped out of that fire pit in this life, this does not prevent him from sharing those weird people and weird things with Chen Yanfei.

"Your school emphasizes foundation, and the students are all top academics. The students are a little selfish at best. Our school is different. It can be called a concentration camp for monsters and monsters.

For example, there is a male dormitory in our class, and those five guys are simply indescribable.

A berserk warrior from the Northeast, he will lead his mother when he opens his mouth, and he will take action if he disagrees with him.

A local demolisher in the magical city, nicknamed the Great Onmyoji, as long as you are a little bit outstanding in any aspect, he will definitely step on you with his yin and yang..."

Han Lie spoke eloquently, telling some of the dirty things that the Five Tiger Generals had done, which shocked them both to the point of exclaiming from time to time.

"Really? Are you sure?"

The innocent Lilac felt incredible.

The incident of Fang Feifei being fucked to pieces has not happened yet, and it is probably unlikely to happen in this life, but there are still a lot of bad things that happened to the five of them.

"Of course it's true. They made our class miserable."

Brother Lie shrugged and let it continue naturally, getting to the point.

“There are many incredible things in this world, as well as stupid and bad people. Just because you don’t see them, doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, only about 43% of our peers have been admitted to college, and only 4.8% have been admitted to key undergraduate programs such as 211 or above. The classmates you come into contact with every day are already the best and highest quality among your peers. .

So don’t worry about the little troubles now. When we leave the campus, we will encounter more weird things than now, not less.

When faced with troublesome people and troublesome things, my approach is to ignore them and work hard to improve myself.

The higher you stand, the more qualified people you come into contact with in your daily circle.

We can isolate bad people and bad things from life.

At the same time, if you are strong enough, those idiots will not dare to challenge you. They will squat in front of you, stick out their tongues, and smile..."

"puff!"

Ding Xiang burst into laughter suddenly and said angrily: "I hate it, my Labrador is not an idiot..."

Good guy, it is indeed you!

Ding Xiang's brain circuit is so strange, but so cute, and Chen Yanfei obviously really got what Han Lie meant.

Moreover, her expression became a little...indescribable.

"What's wrong?"

Han Lie noticed her changes and felt extremely puzzled.

Did I behave badly?

That's not right. It's step-by-step, well-founded, mature and steady, and it's very good, right?

Just as she was puzzled, Chen Yanfei suddenly sighed.

"You are indeed much more mature than me... When I first became high school class president, my dad also advised me the same way... The words are different, but the meaning is the same."

Good guy!

So that's what happened? !

Han Lie and Ding Xiang, who was also confused, looked at each other, and suddenly a great power surged up, making him unable to help but feel embarrassed.

"Then change your words!"

What? !

Chen Yanfei was stunned for a moment, and finally figured out what "change her words" meant, and her face suddenly turned red.

"Asshole! Go to hell!"

When she subconsciously raised her hand, Han Lie jumped out fiercely.

You have already taken advantage that you shouldn't have taken, so just hide if you can from being beaten...

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, that's not what I meant!"

Chen Yanfei didn't listen at all, and chased after her with flowers in her hands, while cursing in shame and anger: "Then what do you mean? You have the ability to take advantage of me, but if you have the guts, don't hide away?!"

In the middle of the night, Han Lie didn't dare to run too far, so he had to circle around Lilac.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Watching the two of them making a fuss made Ding Xiang extremely happy. Her laughter like silver bells echoed in the empty park, which was very underworld...

In fact, it's not that Chen Yanfei can't joke, the main thing is, the time is wrong - Ding Xiang is here, you actually want to be my father? !

Die for me!

Within a few seconds, Han Lie was arrested and brought to justice by her.

While being beaten, he begged for mercy.

"Hey, sister, sister concubine! I know I was wrong... The countdown is counting down!"

In fact, time has already passed zero silently, and the bell in the distance rang and stopped, but in such a relaxing night, reasons are not the point, emotions are the scale of memory.

Chen Yanfei kicked the dog man hard, pouted, and muttered unwillingly: "Let you go... Remember to call me sister from now on!"

Her eyes were sparkling and her emotions were complicated.

In this situation, if there were only two people present, they would hold her face and kiss her deeply.

However, Han Lie could only smile brightly as if unaware: "Okay, sister concubine! Let's go, I will take you to have a supper, the first meal in 2014, let the three of us have a drink together!"

"Great!"

Ding Xiang jumped up and cheered, then trotted to Han Lie's right side, right next to him.

Sister concubine?

Sister Fei, go whichever way you like, just don’t squeeze in between us...

Chen Yanfei was stunned for a moment, then thought again and again, and even lowered her eyes to look at the lilies and roses in her hands. Finally, she bit her lips lightly and walked to Han Lie's left.

The distance was controlled very subtly, and Han Lie was separated by one punch.

It’s Chinese New Year, I want you two to be beautiful for a while, listen up, just for a while!

Well, Lilac probably didn't hear anything...

She quietly grabbed Han Lie's sleeve, raised the corners of her mouth and narrowed her eyes, looking extremely beautiful.

***

I’m working hard to teach my brothers, can you book the guaranteed tickets early next month?