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Xiao Dongbei could see that Han Lie was in a good mood, so he plucked up the courage and began to introduce himself.

"Brother, my name is Xiangbei, Dongbeiyin! You can call me Xiaobei or Xiaodongbei!"

LV hurriedly answered: "My name is Ding Yu, nicknamed Ding Ding."

"Han Lie."

Brother Lie nodded and sat down on the table with great dignity.

Under the firepower of Level 3 acting skills, Ding Ding and Xiao Dong Dong were suppressed as if they were facing a club grandpa, and they lost all confidence.

However, today's brother lie does not take the path of depression, his temperament is no longer gloomy and gloomy, and he is finally not so scary.

Therefore, the atmosphere is relatively gentle.

Xiangbeikou Ruoxuanhe said: "My house is in a mountainous area, and in a small county, it's a little bigger!"

My parents used to be forestry workers, and now they specialize in harvesting wood and earning hard-earned money.

Brother Lie, when are you going to renovate your house? If you want to get solid wood floors and solid wood furniture, just tell me and it will work! "

Extrovert is quite outgoing, but not very smart.

Coupled with the splayed head, big face, and noisy temperament, he is a typical fool.

As for the usual grumpiness...

Is that a style that can be shown to Brother Lie? !

Ding Ding spoke nervously: "Well, I'm from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and my family works in a factory...Brother, do you smoke?"

The child turned back and took out a box of Hetianxia's famous brand, which is extremely expensive, from the cabinet. After opening it, he was about to light a cigarette for his elder brother.

Brother Lie waved his hand: "I don't smoke, you can do whatever you want."

The two of them put down their cigarette cases in unison.

random?

I am free to der!

"It's better not to smoke. In fact, we don't smoke much..."

"That's right! We just smoke for fun!"

Brother Lie almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Look at how scared the children are, what a sin...

If things continue like this, it's not conducive to unity in the dormitory, so I still have to explain.

"As for me, I may have a little personality problem..."

Han Lie spoke seriously and his expression was extremely sincere.

“I am sensitive, have low self-esteem, and am introverted. If I have any unhappy things, I always keep them in my heart and I don’t know how to resolve them myself.

Sometimes I am blindly confident, and sometimes I am pessimistic and negative.

His mood changes very quickly and he likes to get into trouble.

I know this is not good, so you see, now that I have nothing to do, I just read Buddhist scriptures and digest my inner demons.

From now on, please take care of me and be patient.

In fact, I am a very emotional person, but I am not very good at expressing them.

Living together is a rare fate. I hope we can get along well and become true friends..."

Listening to Han Lie's self-analysis, both brothers felt numb.

How can you call me Han Lie?

Your name should be Han Jiali!

Inferior self-esteem, sensitivity, introversion, love of gossip, inner demons, every word makes the two brothers tremble.

Think again about what happened to those good friends of Brother Ma...

Mom, I want to go home!

…

The two brothers chatted with Han Lie for a while, and then hurried away on the pretext of eating.

After leaving the school gate, Xiao Dongbei scratched the back of his head and asked suspiciously: "Ding Ding, why do I feel that Brother Lie is teasing us two?"

"It means something like that..."

Ding Ding hesitated and said, "But I can't say for sure. This big brother is so evil. I was really scared when I saw him."

"Yeah!"

Xiao Dongbei nodded crazily: "Everything is different from normal people!"

In fact, the two of them are already well-informed among their peers, but they have never met a master like Han Lie.

Can't guess, can't figure it out, can't understand, can't describe.

There is really no other way. In the end, I can only use one word to summarize it——

Evil nature!

Ding Yu felt a headache: "Forget it, forget it. If it weren't for the nearby houses being too difficult to rent, I would really want to move out right away..."

"Promise! Do you still have any lofty ambitions?"

Xiao Dongbei waved his fist, suddenly a little excited.

"You have to think about the benefits! With such a brother protecting us, we can walk sideways in the courtyard from now on!"

"Why are you walking sideways?"

Xiao Dongbei was frothing: "You and I are showing off in front, while Brother Lie is slowly following behind with his hands behind his back and carrying a hammer. Wherever the three of us go, there will be chaos and menopause!"

Ding Yu fantasized about that scene and shivered suddenly.

It's too much!

But Xiaodongbei was very happy and had a lot of fun.

"How is it?! The Jingjiehu of the School of Humanities and the two Generals Hengha are awesome, aren't they?"

Ding Yu waved his hands hurriedly: "No, no, no! I don't have that big ambition. Heng Ha, the position of second general, you and Huang Wei should be separated..."

Xiao Dongbei was anxious: "Hey, Ding Ding, you can't shrink! I can't handle Boss Han myself without you!"

Ding Yu was surprised: "What can I do? Brother Lie and I really can't play together..."

Xiao Dongbei suddenly winked and grinned: "You can't do it, but you have a good sister! Sister Dingxiang comes forward, what kind of aunt's hero can't win?"

"CAO!"

Ding Yu was so angry that he raised his middle finger and cursed: "Get away as far as you want! Even if all the men in the world are dead, I will not let my sister marry An Jiahe!"

Forehead……

From Han Jiali to An Jiahe, has Brother Lie been upgraded?

…

After Ding Ding and Xiao Dong Dong left, Han Lie began to study step by step.

It will take 30 minutes to completely complete Gao Dai 1, and then start Mathematical Analysis 1.

Every half hour or so, take a 5-minute break and briefly reply to someone.

By the way, Fang Feifei had already obtained Han Lie's WeChat ID, and as expected, she was amazed for a while.

Han Lie did not make any extension on this issue.

I'm too lazy to be perfunctory.

Pretending is a very learned and skillful thing.

Duan Xiaoyi's straightforward and inferior way of showing off wealth can only deal with women who are extremely money-worshiping but have low IQs.

Yu Yun is a woman who worships money extremely.

But why didn't she date Duan Xiaoyi until after graduation?

Because she is smart enough.

In her heart, she has never taken Duan Xiaoyi seriously, and she has always been very clear about Duan Xiaoyi's overall personal quality.

It's just that her level is too low and she really can't reach a better target, so she can only be a spare tire in the end.

Therefore, when Han Lie was born, she changed her goals very decisively.

Why?

Isn’t it because Brother Lie is so good at showing off?

Although Han Lie in his previous life did not have any ability to show off, he had read a large number of online articles and short videos.

Coupled with level 3 psychology knowledge, he has a thorough understanding of this aspect and has mastered the essence of pretending to be casual and invisible.

It may not be easy to deal with the old fritters in society, but to deal with just a few peers, isn't that just a matter of hand-holding?

For example, the more Han Lie didn't mention the background, the more they would think about it.

What is the difference between active and passive?

Active means indoctrination, passive means self-persuasion.

Taking the initiative requires Han Lie to find their loopholes, while Naobu needs to deal with his own loopholes.

The effect is so different.

Don't believe it, everyone, the average gentleman really doesn't do it himself.

Not considerate~~~

Ahem, the digression ends here.

Anyway, when it was time to go to bed, Fang Feifei and Yu Yun each sent at least fifty messages to Han Lie, but Brother Lie only replied to less than one-fifth of them.

The quiet night passed quickly.

Some people toss and turn, while others have a good night's sleep.