Consumer male god

Tang Xintian has never understood so clearly what "I'm in a big hole" like now.

Fuck is not enough to describe it, you know?

Tang Xintian's brain was crackling and thunderbolts were pounding down, locking her there and making every hair on her body stand on end.

numb!

To be fair, the moonlight today is beautiful, clean, bright, soft, and clear in its glow.

The scene in the living room is also beautiful under the moonlight.

.

Two wonderful people, in a wonderful environment, working together to do something.

Does it sound better?

Bullshit!

Sister Tangtang is about to collapse, you know? !

‘He, he, isn’t he GAY? ’

'She, she, she broke him straight? ’

'No, no, that's not right...'

‘She’s really cool, but she’s not that casual, right? ’

‘He can carry Pan Ge, he can carry me, he can carry that big pear-like assistant, why can’t he suddenly carry Cheng Zi? ’

‘FUCK! ’

‘What happened during the period of my fragmentation? ! ’

'its not right! ’

‘That’s my dog, I just want you to see it, but I don’t approve of you eating dog meat! ’

Before Sister Tang could figure it out, two people who were playing Contra on the Red and White Machine suddenly had a conflict.

"Hurry slowly, I only have one last life left!"

"Can you hold on until you fight the boss?"

"No, please let me rest for a while! Please..."

real or fake?

Isn’t that an exaggeration?…

As if by mistake, Tang Xintian took two more steps forward.

She didn't know what she was doing. After drinking so much wine and being drunk, she only slept for less than four hours. How could she wake up so easily?

Anyway, she was angry, anxious and confused, so she subconsciously moved closer.

If you ask her to recall or analyze her thoughts at the moment, she will definitely feel confused.

But this is human beings, mortals who are rational most of the time and occasionally dominated by their bodies.

Fortunately, when she was still, no one noticed her.

As soon as he moved, before he took two steps, Gu Zicheng looked up and suddenly saw a moving white shadow on the window glass. He was so scared that he rolled his eyes on the spot...

Anyway, when Gu Zicheng finally came to her senses and realized that it was not Ah Piao, but her good sister Tang Xintian, she felt as if she had seen a savior and cried with joy.

"Sister, save me!"

She not only shouted for help, but also summoned up the courage to grab Tang Xintian while crawling, and pushed her into the dog man's arms.

"You play with him! If you don't sleep, I will die suddenly..."

The voice no longer had the softness it had before. It was so dry that it seemed like it was about to burst, like a fish emerging from the water.

Tang Xintian's legs were weak and she fell directly into Han Lie's arms.

"What are you doing?"

"Forehead……"

Han Lie was also stunned, his head was buzzing.

I have been upright and strong all my life, and I have never experienced such a cruel scene.

After thinking for a while, he gave a weak answer: "I'll teach her a lesson for you... wasn't it your order?"

When it comes to scapegoating, Gou Lie is the most professional.

Fortunately, Tang Xintian didn't have the energy to care about the minutiae now. She went straight to the point in a dazed yet aggrieved manner.

"Don't you... like men?"

Damn it!

Han Lie's pupils shrank violently, and in an instant, he finally figured out all the strange things that happened before.

Big Sugar Sister, Big Sugar Sister, do you always miss me this way?

But the point now is not about accountability, but about distancing yourself.

Gou Lie shook his head decisively: "There must be some details that made you misunderstand. Not only do I have a fiancée, but I also occasionally eat game. How could I be GAY?"

After getting a positive answer, Sister Tangtang could no longer lie to herself, and her whole body was in bad shape.

She felt the heat in Han Lie's body, which made her whole body feel hot, numb, and soft. Her bones seemed to have been ripped out, and her body fell limply and pressed against him.

At the same time, waves of grievances and resentments surged into my heart.

"So, you are just very polite when facing me, right? You don't like me, do you?"

Ha, chance!

Faced with this kind of death question, Han Lie only saw the blessing of opportunity.

"no!"

The bitch decisively denied it, and then the scumbag opened his mouth with excuses.

"On the contrary, every time I meet you, I do some mental preparation for a long time, otherwise it will be difficult to focus on work..."

At the beginning, Tang Xintian was just coaxed into feeling sweet.

She's a little angry, really, but she's not sober right now, so...

She suddenly held her stinky brother's cheek, lowered her head and kissed him.

In fact, this is a typical impulse.

If it were a different time, a different occasion, a different environment, she would never be so proactive.

But now, she felt a kind of "lost and found" joy towards Han Lie.

She had always had a good impression of Han Lie, but "he didn't like women" before, so the good feeling had no chance to sublimate. Today it happened by chance, and everything was just right.

At this moment, everything is just right.

…

When Tang Xintian woke up in Han Lie's arms, she felt like her body was falling apart. The pain was not pain, the soreness was not sore, and she was numb and numb, half floating and half sinking.

After spending a long time recalling "who am I", "where am I", and "what happened", she suddenly covered her face.

FUCK!

How can this be? !

Isn't it too, too, too embarrassing? !

Her reaction was different from that of ordinary women. On the one hand, it was because she was old, 26 years old, an age where she could accept handing over her body calmly.

On the other hand, it’s because I studied psychology.

People who study psychology are not abnormal. There are many misunderstandings about this in the outside world. They just understand human nature better than ordinary people, are better at letting go or restraining themselves, and are better able to accept various shocks.

So she doesn't think there's anything wrong with handing herself over because of an accident, but she feels shy because of the specific performance.

After she gathered her emotions, she quietly opened her fingers and saw a pair of smiling eyes.

"Awake? My little sweetie."

The newly developed nickname yesterday made Sister Tang feel a little uncontrollably shy.

But her first words were——

"Your eyes are so beautiful. It's so pleasant to see them just after waking up..."

Wow!

So good! So good!

Gou Lie was extremely surprised. He had imagined many reactions, but he did not expect this one.

"I heard this sentence just after I woke up, and I felt super happy!"

Han Lie pulled her into his arms, let her lie on top of him, then squeezed her hand and kissed it again and again.

"If you haven't brushed your teeth, kiss your fingers. There is no part of you that is not beautiful or cute."

[Sweet Talk], which had appeared in the skill list for some time, was gaining experience rapidly. It seemed that Gou Lie could get it to the max by himself without adding points at all.

Tang Xintian narrowed her eyes and smiled, gently stroking the stubble on Gou Lie's cheek with her other hand, and said softly: "Shall we sort out the situation?"

Normally she is cold and sharp, but now she is as gentle as jade and as soft as water when she talks about "sorting things out" in an understatement.

This woman's true charm seemed to have only begun to radiate outwards at this moment.

"good!"

Han Lie nodded crisply and did not mention Pan Ge in his first sentence, but focused on her.

"I like you, a lot, there's no doubt about it.

The reason why I treated you coldly before was not because I lacked self-confidence and felt I was not worthy of you, but because I found it troublesome to take care of too many people and too many complicated things.

I made you misunderstand that I am gay, which led to a lot of unprotected intimacy. It was not my intention, but it is indeed my fault.

The current situation is a bit bad, and it is the kind of ending I least want to face, but I have to admit that the experience last night was particularly good, and waking up with you feels even better. I don’t regret it. "

What is teasing?

What is a man’s responsibility?

What is Neptune’s self-cultivation?

Just take a good look at Brother Lie and that’s it!

There is no doubt that Tang Xintian was quite satisfied, and she even smiled and lightly bit her stinky brother's chest.

That feeling was naughty and gentle, I don't know how she combined it.

When she spoke, that extraordinary and elite manner overflowed again.

“If we were to divide responsibilities, I would definitely account for the majority, at least 73 points.

So I won’t make trouble with you, and I’m not qualified to make trouble with you.

However, the real you is much worse than the worst possibility I expected, so I have to reconsider how to define the relationship between you and me.

In terms of being flirtatious, I'm going to deduct 50 points from you.

But to be fair, if I could sum up my feelings from last night to today in one sentence... Well, it's almost the kind of level that can shatter the worldview, right?

Although this is my first time, I have heard many people describe and share it abroad. The happiness you bring me is even somewhat incomprehensible to me...

Forget it, let's not talk about it, I'm so shy... Just add 30 points.

And because you slept with Gu Zicheng and gave her a reason to pester you, another 20 points will be deducted.

Your attitude just now was very manly, your eyes were very loving when you kissed my finger, and your sweet words made me very happy, plus 10 points.

Do you understand?

You owe me 30 points now - even though our relationship has really entered a deeper level, in fact, you are not as cute as you were before yesterday.

I may be less able to refuse you, but at the same time I have more complaints against you. "

"Very fair and objective."

Han Lie couldn't help but nod, he really thought so.

Sister Tangtang is so reasonable. She can really distinguish correctly between events, cognitions generated by events, and emotions generated by cognitions, so she has distinct emotions but will not be controlled by emotions.

A stupid woman is annoying no matter how beautiful she is, but a reasonable woman combined with her beauty is simply irresistible.

At this moment, Han Lie even had the idea that "it would be nice to marry her for the rest of my life."

Of course, he could control accidental emotions better than Tang Xintian.

"You do have reason to complain about me, but you know that I will not let guilt entangle my life and distort my code of conduct.

I can love you, but not just you.

It's like you will love me but won't give up your career.

We are the same kind of people, and we appreciate each other far more than the blazing flames of the love brain, so is this situation called sapiosexuality?

I feel that if we are together for a long time, we will make each other better..."

Tang Xintian was stunned for a moment, then put her arms around Han Lie's neck and kissed him passionately.

"Yes, sapiosexual, I like your outlook..."

Well, after sweating, both of them were in better condition...

When I finally got up to have breakfast, it was already 10:30 in the morning.

Gu Zicheng never showed up.

Tang Xintian was a little gloating at first, but later she even became very worried and took the initiative to lie on her side and take a look at her.

As a result... I saw a fool who slept like a pig and couldn't wake up even if he screamed.

When she came out again, something was wrong with the way she looked at Han Lie.

Numbness, nausea, difficulty understanding, hidden worry.

"Or? Let's get to the bottom of our intelligence, right?"

"What do you mean?" Brother Lie raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Plato!"

"sure."

To Tang Xintian's surprise, Han Lie agreed without even thinking about it.

Because Gou Lie already had a deep understanding of Sister Tangtang's physique.

He looked at Tang Xintian with a chuckle, his eyes meaningful and his tone unhurried.

"It's up to you when you want it next time. But I have to give you a friendly reminder - use your rights carefully, my good sister!"

Tang Xintian, who had been trying hard to maintain his composure, finally couldn't hold it any longer. With a blushing face, he turned around and left with a soft sigh.

The two of them didn't talk about the future at all, and they avoided Pan Ge's presence in a tacit understanding.

Obviously, this is just the beginning...

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