Consumer male god

Look at the time, the author replied last night.

Han Lie touched his chin, considered for a while, and finally decided not to play tricks and go straight to Huanglong.

"Da Da, what is your QQ account? Do you have a readership? Do you have any plans for the next book? You are so talented, don't give up TT, I will always support Da Da!"

Highlight a bitch.

But this trick works well against certain people. Who would say no to a loyal fan who has both money and love?

Quack, quack, quack!

The author of Pujie did not reply immediately. Normally, no one would stay in the book review area to chat.

Han Lie closed the page and just received a new message from Xi Luting.

"The party has been decided. We will go to the safari park in the afternoon, have dinner together in the evening, and then go to Shikumen Xintiandi for a walk. I will pay the fee for you, thank you for your help."

Han Lie casually opened the list and glanced at it, and calmly accepted the result that was different from his previous life.

There is more Yu Yun and less Lou Zhi, which is not a big problem.

But what about paying for the party expenses?

Am I, the dignified Young Master Han, someone who spends women’s money? !

Han Lie: "How much?"

Xi Luting: "Not much, no more questions."

Han Lie: "Oh."

The word "oh" almost made Xi Luting choke and vomit blood.

She was always the only one who replied "Oh" to boys. When had she ever been treated like this?

You bitch man, I just spent money on you and now you treat me like this? !

It’s better to give flowers to dogs!

Xi Luting: "???"

Han Lie: "Huh?"

Xi Luting: "..."

Han Lie: "Don't be like this. How about I return the money to you?"

Xi Luting threw down his phone and took deep breaths repeatedly.

Unfortunately, it was of no use and my chest was swollen for at least half an hour.

…

"Hello? Mom, I have something to do at school, so I won't be back during the holidays."

"It's about the student union."

"Yeah, I know."

"It's not enough. The consumption in Magic City is so high. Please give me some more."

"Okay, bye, I love you~"

Yu Yun put down her phone, her fighting spirit rising again.

Not only do I no longer have to go home, but I also have to pay 5,000 yuan for living expenses. Sister, I can do it again!

Han Xiaolie, be frightened!

Yu Yun's decision was sudden but not abrupt.

If Fang Feifei and Han Lie didn't go home, how could she dare to leave them alone for seven days?

If the male god is turned into a second-hand commodity, thank you for your panic!

In fact, she didn't mind a few moves, since it wouldn't last long anyway. She mainly didn't want Fang Feifei to take advantage of her in advance.

What if it works smoothly, sister?

Do you hold the quilt in bed every day and reminisce about its feel?

So Haikou decisively adjusted his plan.

Then, she spent the whole morning thinking about how to put on makeup in the afternoon.

…

At noon, Han Lie also called home, using the P6 card.

"Mom, how are you and my dad doing?"

"I'm doing well. I'm eating well, sleeping well, and I've recently grown several centimeters taller."

"There's nothing wrong with my voice. It's my voice-changing period!"

"It sounds better than before? Isn't that a good thing?"

"No, no, I have enough money, and things near the school are quite cheap."

"Classmates? They're pretty good! They're all very sensible and polite, and they always talk like a big brother."

"No one bullies me. If they do, I will endure it."

"Don't worry, I have such a good personality, how can I cause trouble?"

"Hey, okay, you two take care of your health. I will work hard to establish yourself in the magic city. Then I will take you both over and live in a big villa!"

"I'm not coaxing you, I've grown up!"

"Yeah, yeah, I know that, bye!"

After hanging up the phone, Han Lie let out a long sigh of relief.

Poor parents in the world...

The tragedy of my previous life will never happen again. I will become your pride and make you proud of me.

Do not worry.

…

At one o'clock in the afternoon, everyone gathered noisily at the school gate, and then strolled slowly towards the subway station.

There were a total of 64 students, but only 16 finally participated in today’s event.

It's the National Day holiday. Most of the people living nearby have to go home. Plus some people who have their own plans, the rest are all here.

Four people came to the 1918 dormitory, but Lou Zhi was not there.

Four came in 2333, but Lu Yao and Wang Hongli were not there.

Plus Han Lie, Zheng Lei, and six passers-by A, B, B, and D who don't deserve names.

Boys are just like that, wearing T-shirts and shorts, nothing to do with it.

Girls are called competing for beauty.

The most beautiful and eye-catching one is definitely Xi Luting.

She was dressed very simply, with a long T-shirt on top, hot pants on bottom, and a pair of running shoes. She probably cost less than 1,000 yuan.

However, the T-shirt just covered her shorts. As she strode ahead, all she could see were her legs.

Those two legs were white, straight, and thin. The boys took a peek at them every once in a while and they were so excited.

"The monitor is so beautiful...suck it!"

Zheng Lei's eyes widened and he muttered quietly.

Shun Liuhe nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "You are really a natural leg expert, there is no one else!"

Only Brother Lie is decent.

He looked at it openly and curled his lips in disdain.

"That's it?!

You have really never seen much of the world..."

The boys nodded, raised their heads collectively, and looked over with eyes full of curiosity.

"Master Han, tell us something?"

In everyone's eyes, Han Lie is no ordinary person, and he must have seen all kinds of big scenes.

If you don’t ask for advice now, when will you wait?

Han Lie looked up and saw that the girls were all in front, quite far away, which did not affect his pretense at all.

So I decisively showed off my old expert style and gave the children some popular science.

“What’s so good about her two thin chopsticks now?

Just being straight and white is actually neither attractive nor durable.

Please pay attention, she usually never dares to show her waist, and her tops are all loose-fitting.

Why?

Because it is too high and too dry, once the waist is exposed or the dress is too tight, the flaws in the line will be immediately exposed.

What does a truly great body look like?

The thighs are well-proportioned and the calves are slender. There is not a single seam when they are put together.

Muscles support the lines, fat is evenly covered, and the thickness is consistent from top to bottom.

The legs are healthy when bare and sexy when wearing black stockings, that’s the best! "

"Suck..."

The rustics were so seduced by Han Lie's description that they almost cried with greed.

Shunliuai sighed: "Where can such perfect legs be found? I have never seen such perfect legs..."

Han Lie curled his lips in disdain.

Isn’t that what Xi Luting will be a year later?

Otherwise, where did you think I saw you?

After becoming successful in fitness, Xi Luting has a pure man-killing nuclear weapon. Every time he wears a dress, hot pants, or black stockings, he can cause a wolf howl.

Just like a foreign female star, Jill Bonbonding.

Abba Abba Abba…

got it?

There is nothing you can do if you don’t understand Brother Lie anymore. After all, you have never seen such beautiful legs with your own eyes...

Tie Shupi suddenly came over and flattered her with a shy face:

"Brother Lie said there is, then there must be!

Brother Lie, when will you take two photos so that we can learn more? "

Han Lie said casually: "That kind of leg shape cannot be natural, it is basically the result of talent, professional shaping, and hard work.

In the future, contact more sisters in their twenties and thirties, and you will discover a new world. "

"Wow……"

The little boys were amazed and fascinated.

Liking for a sister does not distinguish between eras. This is true in 2023, and it is also true in 2013.

Many times, boys under the age of 20 date girls of the same age just because they can’t find a sister...

"Brother Lie is awesome!"

"I understand so well!"

"I suddenly feel that the squad leader is not good..."

"Depend on!"

Everyone raised their middle fingers to Zheng Lei: "As if it's your turn!"

Sticking to the bark, he slapped him hard again: "Except Brother Lie, who can be worthy of the squad leader? We don't have to think about whether it smells good or not!"

The sound was a bit loud, and both Duan Xiaoyi and Chen Ping who were further ahead heard it.

Brother Yi's face was ashen and he glared at Zhang Tieshu fiercely.

He didn't dare to glare at Han Lie.

Stick to the bark and pretend you didn't see it, pat your chest and take a guarantee.

"Brother Lie, when we get to the zoo later, the brothers promise to create opportunities for you! Just tell me, who do you want to go into the woods with? We will help you take away the other two!"

Han Lie was stunned.

Damn it!

I've known you for two lifetimes, but you can actually refresh my lower limit of knowledge. I really didn't expect it...

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm not that kind of person."

Brother Lie decisively refused, and then gave Tie Shubi an appreciative look.

Young man, it’s time to test your understanding!