Consumer male god

To be cautious, Xi Luting asked again: "Are you crazy? Why don't you look for a boy?"

Han Lie: "I don't have any boy friends on WeChat! You can't ask for help in the class group, right? People will die! (Crying)"

Oh haha!

It really fell into my hands!

Xi Luting was extremely happy, his eyebrows curled up with joy, but he still pretended to resist.

"Then there's nothing I can do! I'm a girl, how can I help you?"

Han Lie: "Go to the public toilet door and say a few nice words to the gatekeeper. It's very simple!"

Ha ha ha ha!

Simple?

No, no, no, it's not simple at all, right?

Xi Luting was dancing, all ten toes were dancing, she was so beautiful.

"Xiao Han, you have to have a begging attitude when asking for help... (picking your nose)"

Han Lie: "Sister! What attitude do you want? (Poor) (Poor) (Poor)"

Xi Luting: "If you think about it again, is it okay to call me sister? (bad smile)"

Han Lie: "Ah?!"

Han Lie: "..."

Han Lie: "Mom?!"

puff!

Cough cough cough cough...

Xi Luting squirted out a mouthful of water, choking himself until he coughed.

Han Lie, are you poisonous? !

She really didn't expect that Han Lie, who usually looked quite smart, could actually be so straight.

Wouldn't it be enough to shout "Dear most beautiful woman in the world" or "Invincible, kind, invincible and lovely little fairy"?

What kind of name does mom have for a mentally retarded person? !

Xi Luting was angry and funny, and his mood was like a roller coaster, jumping up and down.

Xi Luting: "!!!"

Xi Luting: "Are you seriously ill?!"

Xi Luting: "Do it again!"

Han Lie: "(Khan)(Khan)(Khan)"

Han Lie: "(with tears in his eyes) Dear... dear?!"

Xi Luting: "(Crazy) (Crazy) (Crazy) (Crazy)"

Xi Luting: "Ahhhhhh!"

Xi Luting: "Your paper is gone! It fell into the water! Feed the penguins!"

Xi Luting was really furious.

They agreed to make Han Lie cry, but the dog man was so good that he almost cried.

How can this be? !

Outrageous...

Brother Lie smirked, got up and found the map.

Demo, are you in the Penguin Pavilion?

Do you think I look like a cute and honest penguin?

While searching for the location of the penguin pavilion, I continued to type and tease.

Han Lie: "(Crying loudly) Then what do you want?"

Xi Luting: "(Knocking his head) Can't you say something nice to coax a girl?!"

Han Lie: "(Khan) Well, I am honest...what about?"

Xi Luting: "(crazy) For example...wait! Who is begging whom?!"

Han Lie: "(Smile) (Goodbye) Forget it, I'll go find Feifei or Yunyun, it's okay!"

Blanch!

(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Xi Luting's whole body was bursting with anger.

Dog man, are you sent by God to play with me? !

If I don't care about you anymore, I'm just a dog!

Xi Luting clicked the phone button, not wanting to say a word to Han Lie again.

For ten minutes, her mind was filled with images of Han Lie being hung up and beaten until he cried bitterly and cried for his father and mother.

He didn't relieve his anger much, but Han Lie's shadow became increasingly clear.

From a psychological point of view, why are the relationships between lovers always more stable?

Because of mood swings.

The ancients said: Wen seems to look at the mountains and dislike the level.

Articles that are straightforward and fail to fully arouse emotions are not good articles.

In the same way, a love that is overprotective and cannot fully mobilize emotions is not a good love either.

Why are scumbags so sweet?

Because they are particularly good at creating contrast, they always make you disappointed, depressed, angry, and then suddenly give you a huge surprise.

What about straight men?

"Tomorrow is your birthday, what gift do you want?"

"Can you please stop making trouble while I play games?"

"Christmas is just a foreign festival, and there are crowds of people everywhere. What's so good about it?"

"What anniversary? One hundred days of being together? Are you crazy?"

The brothers who had done the above four types of things agreed on their own, and the straight man did not run away.

There is nothing wrong with being a straight man. If you marry the right girl and live a down-to-earth life, your life will be very worry-free.

But, this "right girl" is really hard to find.

Therefore, most straight men are quite miserable when they are dating, and very few of them can achieve success.

It’s because I don’t know the correct way to enhance feelings and maintain freshness.

So, why are dog lickers worse off than straight men?

Straight men just don't know how to arouse emotions, but they have time to learn and have the opportunity to change, while licking dogs are not qualified to arouse the other person's emotions at all, and they went astray from the beginning.

Therefore, straight men may win, but licking dogs will not lead to a good death.

Like Han Lie, straight man + old director, but once he mastered level 3 psychology, he can now fly a kite.

It's very promising.

…

Xi Luting was sulking when a piece of vanilla ice cream suddenly appeared in front of him.

Before she could raise her head, Han Lie sat down next to her.

"Take it? I bought it at a stall where there were many people queuing up. It tastes really good!"

Pooh!

Miss, I need you an ice cream?

Xi Luting remained motionless, without even raising his eyelids.

"Hurry up!"

Han Lie urged impatiently: "I just bought the paper and I have to go back later!"

(⊙v⊙)

Xi Luting was stunned for a moment, and finally reacted, and then he couldn't bear it anymore.

puff!

She covered her mouth and laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes.

"You...why are you so...so disgusting?"

Han Lie raised his eyebrows proudly but did not answer.

He had already discovered that Xi Luting was really aloof. No matter how everyone joked, it was hard to make her smile.

But in fact, she is very receptive to poop, fart and dirty jokes, and she is one of those perverts whose laugh lines are different from those of normal people.

This wave is called giving people what they like and prescribing the right medicine.

Xi Luting laughed so hard that he couldn't stop laughing for a long time.

Han Lie impatiently pushed the ice cream to her mouth and threatened: "If you don't take me, I will stuff it into your mouth?"

Xi Luting had no choice but to take the cone, complaining and muttering: "Have you washed your hands?"

Brother Lie retorted confidently: "Why are you washing your hands? I didn't wipe them..."

"puff!"

Xi Luting covered his stomach and slumped back in his chair: "Goose goose goose goose..."

Totally laughing my head off.

Of course she knew it was all fake, but Han Lie acted like it was real, it was so funny.

After laughing, she put her forehead on Han Lie's arm, gasping for air.

A sense of closeness arises spontaneously.

Dog men are so fun...

To say how much she likes Han Lie, that's not true.

Her vision is very high and her goals are even more ambitious.

Han Lie is only up to standard now, and it doesn't involve real feelings yet.

But to say that I don’t have a good impression of Han Lie at all...

She couldn't lie to herself.

Counting all the freshmen in the six departments of the entire College of Humanities, Han Lie's overall quality is still first-rate.

Only the two freshmen in the School of International Exchange who were rumored to be amazing dared to say that they could stabilize Han Lie. The rest of the children were all younger brothers in front of Brother Lie.

In addition, the two beauties she slept with were vying for favor, making her feelings for Han Lie even more complicated.

I finally stopped laughing, and an impulse suddenly emerged from my heart——

Otherwise... give the dog man a chance?

Thinking of this, she suddenly sat up straight and ate the ice cream silently.

Giving a chance means allowing you to chase me, not me taking the initiative to do something.

Do you understand, Xiao Liezi?

Xi Luting's sudden reserved demeanor confused Han Lie.

But he didn't have time to guess what was going on.

His thoughts were drawn by the system prompts.

[Congratulations to the host for mastering a new skill through unremitting efforts]