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Chapter 86 Master of Art of War
Pan Ge heard Xi Luting complain about Han Lie's dog, but she thought it was just an exaggerated description and the actual situation was questionable.
Now, she finally realizes her naivety.
Doggy is the best dog in the world!
If possible, she wanted to knock Han Lie's hateful smiling face into a crooked shape and turn it into crispy dough bread, now, immediately, immediately!
My dad doesn’t even dare to touch my head!
"I……"
She took a deep breath, inhaled hard, held it in her lungs, and controlled the slight trembling of her body.
Unfortunately it was of no use, her fingertips were still trembling.
Moreover, the base of the ears seems to have turned red.
With her emotional control, she really broke through the defense.
But the most disgusting thing is that she has no way to deal with the situation in front of her.
Han Lie called him here himself.
Pretending to be a good friend in front of Shan Zihao was his own fault.
The stage was built by myself.
Now, the dog climbed up the ladder, what should I do?
scold him?
If the acting fails, not only will he look like a joke, but Shan Zihao will definitely take advantage of it.
Be patient?
I’m so angry!
And the dog is better at taking advantage of the situation than Shan Zihao!
No matter what you do, you have to endure a lot of things that a little fairy shouldn't have to endure, right?
fall!
(╯‵□′)╯““┻━┻
Pan Ge looked at Han Lie angrily and performed a unique skill that he had never failed in 18 years - the Eyes Accusing Silence Technique.
When she was very young, as young as a baby who had just learned to crawl...
As long as she purses her lips and looks at her parents and grandparents with aggrieved look, within 3 seconds, they will conduct self-examination and bring out all the delicious and fun things to coax her.
As she grew older, she became more and more skilled at using this trick.
When facing teachers and elders, your eyes should be aggrieved, pitiful, and frightened.
When facing male classmates, as long as they look at each other quietly for three to five seconds with anger or dissatisfaction, they will basically hide their faces and retreat.
No matter what family background a boy came from, no one could ever look her face to face for more than 10 seconds.
The ultimate beauty, naturally has the ultimate lethality.
And her light amber eyes will amplify this lethality.
Not long after entering puberty, Pan Ge had already correctly realized this.
So, at this moment, facing this dog that couldn't be solved by conventional methods, she subconsciously launched a silent gaze.
Apologize to me, scumbag!
Han Lie was stared at...
She responded with tenderness and pampering.
There is a doting smile on her face, and her eyes are as tender as water, as if she is confessing - no matter what, I only have love for you.
After only staring at each other for 5 seconds, Pan Ge's scalp became numb.
Go to bed!
This dog man is so shameless. I can’t seem to control him? !
Remove the appearance.
Brother Lie is a man in his 30s, with both hands hanging in his hand, his psychological advantage is infinite, his face is skin-protecting and his acting skills are self-defensive. How would he be afraid of your little sister playing tricks? !
Feel free and at ease.
When the "affectionate look at each other" continued for the fifth second, a "huchihuchi" breathing sound like a bellows suddenly came from the opposite side.
The two sides couldn't tell the winner, and the spectators couldn't bear it anymore.
Xiaoku brother Shan Zihao's face was ashen and he was breathing heavily.
His eyes were fixed on the two of them, and his hands were tightly clenched into fists under the table.
I'm so mad...
Pan Ge woke up instantly, lowered his eyelids, retracted his gaze, and rolled up his hair.
"Hehe, hehehe..."
Doufu suddenly let out an aunt's laugh, his expression...unspeakable.
This excitement made her happy.
Pan Ge gave it a sharp look, then silently picked up the chopsticks, but in the end did not answer Han Lie's previous words.
The atmosphere suddenly became a little delicate.
Shan Zihao perked up and felt that he could still save something.
‘The Pan Ge I know doesn’t like this kind of greasy and superficial care. ’
‘Look, she didn’t even pay attention to you! ’
‘B*tch, I haven’t lost yet! ’
Shan Zihao's understanding of Pan Ge was not wrong, and he vaguely felt that the relationship between Pan Ge and Han Lie had not really broken through to the level of boyfriend and girlfriend.
So, cheer up and get ready for trouble.
"Your name is Han Lie?"
Shan Zihao's voice was a bit cold - not the coldness of Xi Luting, but a coldness with hidden hostility.
The attitude is condescending, especially like this person.
wulihanghang.
Until now, Han Lie had no idea who this guy was, but he could only guess two names.
One is Zhou Ci and the other is Shan Zihao.
Of all Pan Ge's suitors, the two are the most famous.
It doesn't matter, you will know after you try it.
"Any advice?"
Han Lie raised his head, placed the system panel a few centimeters behind the opponent's head, and then looked at the numbers on it intently.
Shan Zihao moved awkwardly back, folding his arms and leaning on the back of the chair.
Brother Lie continued to adjust the panel and stared at the back of his head.
Shan Zihao's expression was a bit unbearable.
The system panel has two features -
First, you can adjust the position at will within 5 meters.
Second, Han Lie can lock on to the text he wants to read regardless of any obstruction in front of him.
These are just two small features that exist for the convenience of checking at any time, but Han Lie took advantage of them.
There is no need to use harsh words to scare people~~~
In fact, Shan Zihao was not afraid of Han Lie being violent and hurting others, and was not even happy to be beaten in front of Pan Ge. However, he was still frightened by the rumored "psychopathic empty eyes".
Does this hanging man really have a serious illness? !
Damn, this is a controllable seizure...
That’s outrageous!
As for Brother Lie, when Shan Zihao put up a defensive posture, he knew who was in front of him——
Oh, it turns out to be a small order.
Because Shan Zihao was a classmate of Huang Wei, Ding Ding and others, he would have known about Han Lie's "specialness", while Zhou Ci was from a foreign class and would not have such a big reaction to the crazy look in his eyes.
After probing the results, Han Lie responded with tit for tat and asked coldly: "Your name is Shan Zihao?"
Grass!
Why is this piece of shit so disgusting?
Shan Zihao was very angry, but he still maintained a psychological advantage over Han Lie to a certain extent.
Pi Xiaorou nodded without a smile and said, "Yes. I am good friends with Ding Ding and Xiao Dong Dong in your dormitory. If we have the opportunity to hang out together in the future, let's get closer and closer!"
Huang Wei was scared to death of Han Lie, he was really scared.
Shan Zihao doesn't live in the dormitory, so he doesn't need to be afraid of Han Lie.
What's going on, do you still dare to hit me with a hammer in public?
Of course Han Lie didn't dare, and he didn't even scare Shan Zihao again.
It's boring to use the same old stuff too much, and it doesn't show off my abilities.
Turning off the panel, he suddenly smiled: "Okay, let's have a drink when we get the chance."
Shan Zihao was stunned, caught off guard by Han Lie's sudden change of expression.
If you are so soft, how can I implement my original plan?
"Uh... how about we make an appointment now?"
Han Lie didn't respond, lowered his head and scanned the table, and suddenly complained to Pan Ge: "Why didn't you bring me chopsticks?"
Pan Ge rolled his eyes at the dog man.
Are you addicted to acting?
Who knew you were coming?
I'm just asking you to be a young man temporarily. How much free time do I have to prepare the dishes?
Doufu became smart and hurriedly put down the half-rolled bun in his hand: "Brother Lie, I'll get it for you!"
"Hey, no, no, no!"
Han Lie hurriedly stopped her and took Pan Ge's spoon.
"Don't bother, I'll just use Pan Pan's."
Snap!
Tofu shook his hand, and the half-laid bun fell down and hit the ground with a muffled sound.
Shan Zihao's eyes widened in horror.
Damn it!
That’s the king of handmade tableware she brought with her, the GOA series from Portugal’s Cutipol, a pink and rose gold customized set!
Focus on: personal customization!
Don't even think about touching this kind of thing. Can it be used by men? !
Shan Zihao thought Pan Ge would stop Han Lie and ask him to get the disinfected tableware provided by the school.
As a result, Pan Ge just glanced over "calmly" and didn't react at all.
In fact, that is not "calmness", but weakness.
Pan Ge had already laid down on his back, feeling emotional and helpless at the same time.
‘Okay, are you waiting for Shan Zihao here? ’
‘You bitch, I can’t do anything to you now, so just kick your nose in the face! ’
‘Forget it, just use it if you like it. I’ll throw them all away and get another set later! ’
Han Lie didn't know Cutipol, and he didn't expect that the front half of the spoon was made of 75% pure real rose gold, which was extremely expensive, so he moved very casually.
He knew that Pan Ge would not stop him.
In order to preserve his image, Pan Ge was not prepared to break up with the dog man, so he really had no choice but to let him do what he wanted.
Therefore, the natural behavior of the two people stabbed Shan Zihao hard in the heart.
The critical hit was 99999, and the five-digit damage almost emptied his health bar.
I'm hurried!
Shan Zihao was so angry that his temples were beating and his eyes were going black.
Exclusive tableware can be shared...
So how far have you two developed? !
He took deep breaths repeatedly and forcibly warned himself: Calm down, Haohao, you have to calm down!
Then, try to remember and start from scratch.
Pan Ge greeted Han Lie happily → Han Lie came over happily → he touched her head naturally → and then expressed concern → Pan Ge shyly glared at Han Lie → the two began to look at each other affectionately → he interrupted...
Pan Ge lowered his head shyly → Doufu let out a satisfied laugh like eating dog food → Pan Ge rolled his eyes at her → He interrupted again...
Han Lie had a conversation with himself → Pan Ge remained silent → Han Lie suddenly took her exclusive tableware → Pan Ge acquiesced → This time he failed to interrupt...
Damn it!
Aren't these a pure couple?
If I hadn't chased them, would they have started feeding each other? !
Even the spoons can be shared, and most likely they have already kissed... Fuck!
But it's not right...
What happened to Xi Luting? !
How could Pan Ge and Han Lie develop so fast under Xi Luting's nose? !
The more Shan Zihao thought about it, the more confused he became. Sadness and anger were intertwined, and his brain was simply not enough.
Well, it is indeed difficult for normal people to imagine that Han Lie is so bold and coquettish.
Pan Ge wanted to cause him some trouble, so he kissed her back...
Who has a trick for this?
While Shan Zihao was stunned, Han Lie had already started eating with Pan Ge's spoon.
And, he took the spoon directly into Pan Ge's bowl.
There were four people at the table, and three of them had trembling lips.
Dou Fu was excited, Shan Zihao was in pain, Pan Ge... Pan Ge was angry.
She really couldn't help it.
Why am I so stupid?
Calling a dog over for a toad? !
I chased away the toad and was chewed eight times by dogs. What are you trying to do? !
"Han Lie!"
She stared with a very stern expression, which meant "I won't be polite if you try to push the envelope further."
Doufu and Shan Zihao were both stunned.
Doufu was a little worried, while Shan Zihao had a flash of ecstasy on his face.
‘Pan Pan loves clean and elegant beauties so much, how can he feed each other with a dog? ’
‘It’s not a big problem, I’m okay! ’
‘Bitch, let me see how you die! ’
Just when Shan Zihao was gloating about his misfortune, Han Lie was also laughing.
Beauty Pan, you really give me a chance!
With a cold face, he stood up quickly.
"I won't eat it! It's so disappointing!
You and Xi Luting get in love with each other every weekend. We have to bring a gas bottle when we have a dinner date. What did I say? !
Do you dislike me now? !
Okay, my elbow!
Remember, don’t look for me again until you and Xi Luting have a clear relationship!
I can't afford to take care of your princess disease! "
Awe-inspiring, righteous and righteous, full of righteousness and indignation...
After saying that, he turned around and strode away.
He is like a mighty hero who cannot be swayed by wealth, nor lust, poverty, or lowliness, and he resolutely draws a clear line with the delicate tea girl who has two different things to do.
Pan Ge's first reaction was to be angry, what are you talking about... eh? ! its not right?
By the time she realized something was wrong, the dog was gone...
〣(Δ)〣
I go!
What kind of dog is this? !
I've been bullied by you for so long, and I just cooperated with you, just in the hope that you could help me get rid of a toad.
As a result, you didn't do anything serious at all. You just found a chance to pat your butt and ran away. Are you just kidding me for nothing? !
Are you going to give me a dozen of the thirty-six strategies? !
Pan Ge was a smart girl after all, and she figured it out in the blink of an eye.
Concealing the truth, making something out of nothing, hiding a knife in a smile, playing hard to get, fishing in troubled waters, taking the ladder out of the house, turning against the guest, the golden cicada escapes from its shell, and escapes...
Damn it, Master of War? !
Pan Ge was so angry that his chest expanded to the size of Yu Yun.
It almost didn't explode.
In contrast, Shan Zihao was extremely happy, with a face that couldn't hide his joy. He pretended to comfort him: "Pan Ge, don't be angry with that kind of unqualified man. I..."
"Shut up! What does it have to do with you?!"
Pan Ge was so angry that his head hurt. Hearing this, he slammed the table and completely fell out with Shan Zihao.
Who do you think you are?
Worse than a dog!
After she finished cursing, she suddenly realized—good guy, I have to add another one to kill with a borrowed knife!
Did this bitch figure out that I can only send the evil fire to Shan Zihao?
Such a smart brain, and doesn’t care about human affairs at all!
She angrily packed away the tableware, planning to take it home, wash it and throw it away.
As a result, halfway through cleaning up, I was suddenly stunned again.
Hey, where's my spoon? !
She frowned and recalled for a moment, and a picture flashed in her mind - Han Lie holding her rice spoon tightly, striding away with his strong back.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Pan Ge put his hands on the table and smiled angrily.
There is an extra trick: tricking the sheep.
Just kidding me, right?
Well done, Master of the Art of War, you remember, we are not done yet!
Doufu looked at Pan Ge in horror, wailing in his heart——
Damn it, Barbie is Qing!
My sister Pan has not laughed like this in many years. This is no longer pretending, showing off her cards, turning dark!
wrong!
Blackening what blackening?
This is called revealing your true face!
Oh my god! The bloody storm is about to hit us, are you ready?
Shan Zihao was so angry that he frowned and looked at Pan Ge who was completely different from usual.
My Goddess……
Is there something wrong? !
But what is the problem?
In the past, the young rich second generation who relied on their family's wealth to achieve success were completely at a loss...
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