Consumer male god

"Nanny..."

As soon as Lao Pan opened his mouth, Pan Ge knew immediately - his premonition had come true, and something bad was definitely going to happen!

How smart is she?

I know the fawning man in front of me very well.

"Dad~~~ I'm so tired. If you have anything to do, let's talk about it tomorrow! Okay~~~"

She immediately started acting coquettishly, her sugar content was 400% higher than usual, her greasy voice, delicate face, and cute smile made everyone confused when she met her.

Lao Pan was so taken with this trick that he smiled so hard that his teeth showed, and he was a little confused.

A hint of cunning flashed in Pan Ge's eyes, and she was about to run away, but her mother suddenly appeared and hugged her waist from behind.

"Oh my baby, what are you doing at school today? Talk to mommy! I haven't seen you for a week, I miss mommy so much... mua!"

Pan Ge's face suddenly darkened.

Good guy!

How big of a deal is it?

Actually letting you two go into battle together? !

Pan Ge's mother's name is Zhao Anni, a name that is very characteristic of the times and the region. It may sound earthy at first, but she is extremely smart.

In other words... extremely sinister.

He is best at using a gentle sword to kill without any blood.

Pan Ge's temperament and abilities were all learned from his mother, but due to age and experience, he was no match for him.

"No, what are you doing?"

Pan Ge was "carried" by Zhao Anni to sit on the sofa, feeling uneasy and discouraged.

Alas, no need to run!

"Then why are our babies so tired? Oh, I know, are you tired? Come on, baby, mommy will have a good chat with you..."

Zhao Anni's concern was like an airtight and tender trap, trapping Pan Ge with no way to escape.

"Dad! What's wrong with you?!"

Pan Ge gave in decisively and thought of dying early and being reborn.

"Oh, oh!"

Lao Pan finally came to his senses and received a vaguely proud look from his wife.

Madam, it must be you...

"That's what happened."

Lao Pan cleared his throat and began to perform as planned.

"As you know, my father has been speculating in stocks these years when he has nothing to do. As a result, he has lost money again and again!"

Lao Pan slapped his thigh, his expression painful.

As soon as Pan Ge heard the word "stock trading", his bad feeling suddenly reached its peak.

"Your mother got angry with me a lot because of this..."

Nonsense!

Don't think I don't know, how many cents do you have in your stock account? !

Pan Ge shouted in his heart, and just as he was thinking about a rebuttal, he suddenly heard his mother's praise: "Oh, that's not true!"

She suddenly became as quiet as a chicken and shrank obediently.

Lao Pan continued to sigh: "Dad, now I have basically understood myself, but there must be an explanation for losing so much money, so I asked my friends to find a way..."

Click!

Suddenly a flash of lightning flashed across Pan Ge's mind, illuminating a figure.

No, no, no, right? !

Will do.

Some things, the more you don't want them to happen, the more they will happen.

"Isn't it a coincidence? Your Uncle Zhang called me today and said that there is a child who is extremely skilled in this field, and you also know him...

Dad was thinking, could he invite him to my house and let me ask for advice? "

Pan Ge's eyes widened, his lips trembled, and he slowly spit out the name: "Han Lie?!"

"Yes, yes, it's Xiao Han!"

Lao Pan opened his mouth wide and bared his teeth in a smile, showing his daggers.

I finally understood what Lao Pan wanted to do, but Pan Ge couldn’t figure it out——

I've only met him once, why do you value Han Lie so much?

This is wrong!

Pan Ge is a sinister person, but he is very pure in that respect.

Regarding Xi Luting's entanglement, she only regarded it as a battle game between two top beauties, and never really thought about the relationship.

And she could tell that Xi Luting's true orientation was towards men, and most likely he was a dog man.

His affectionate behavior was half a joke and half a fondness for beautiful things.

In fact, she was the same. The reason why she didn't resist or dislike Xi Luting's hug was just because the little mat was so beautiful.

She thought this was normal and not unhealthy, so she never thought about it in that regard.

So she couldn't figure out why her father admired Han Lie so much?

A quick glance, so impressive?

perhaps……

Is there really some huge brilliance in the dog that I didn't notice? !

She began to doubt herself and her life, and then her mother Zhao Anni took a step forward.

"Baby, you have to help mommy, I really don't want to see your dad fiddling with his stock account anymore.

It's not a lot of money, but losing money is really not enough to make you angry.

Invite Xiao Han to your home for a chat and see if there is anything you can do.

If the level is really good, my idea is to simply entrust the stock account to Xiao Han, out of sight and out of mind.

Don’t worry, baby, mom and dad won’t treat him badly~~~”

Pan Ge was stunned.

What am I worried about?

What you said...

She was startled and suddenly realized - Good guys, don't you suspect that I have something to do with a dog? !

"impossible!"

A exclamation came out of his mouth.

"Um?"

Zhao Anni snorted softly and stared at her with a smile: "Why?"

It must be admitted that species suppression is real.

Pan Ge was instantly frightened and quickly changed his words: "I mean, he shouldn't be that capable..."

Lao Pan Youzai said: "How can we know without chatting? Dad is not a rookie, so he still has some discernment skills!"

Pan Ge rolled his eyes.

If you don’t cook, there will be no leeks in the world.

She tried hard to turn her mind, and wanted to struggle again.

As a result, Zhao Anni made a decision directly: "Then it's settled, you invite Han Lie to your home tomorrow night, and we'll treat him to a family dinner!"

call……

It was me who failed...

Pan Ge's eyes were blank, and his delicate little face was twitching, as if he had no hope of life.

"Remember, at 6 o'clock tomorrow night, you should contact him as soon as possible, and mom will prepare a feast for you~~~"

"I see……"

Pan Ge replied feebly, pouted, and staggered around to go upstairs.

The couple stared at her back until she disappeared, and then looked at each other with worried expressions.

"Old Pan, you are right, the situation is a bit bad."

"you do not say!"

Lao Pan nodded fiercely: "Xiao Han is already the only boy who is close to her, but when it comes to inviting Xiao Han to our house for dinner, she is still so resistant!"

Zhao Anni also felt a terrible headache.

"It is human nature to have a crush on the opposite sex at the age when love begins.

We are quite open-minded in this regard. We have never asked her not to have puppy love, but we have only taught her to protect herself.

But after all these years, puberty is almost over, and she is still not interested in boys...

This will never work! "

"well!!!"

Old Pan sighed heavily, looking like a heartbroken old father.

“For girls from other families, parents are afraid that their children will fall in love prematurely, so they keep strict supervision on them from junior high school to college.

We didn't have this trouble at the beginning, and we were still very proud in front of our old friends.

How are you now? I’m fully compensated! "

"Old Pan, we can't sit still and wait for death!"

Zhao Anni clenched her fist hard, her fighting spirit rising.

Pan Shengwu's mind was filled with confusion and he stared: "Am I not already creating opportunities for Xiao Han? What else can I do?"

"We have to first analyze the reasons why the baby is not interested in boys, and then we can prescribe the right medicine!"

"Oh, you analyze it. I'll help you supplement it!"

Zhao Anni nodded and began to recall the past.

The discussion between the two was full of energy but produced very few results. They could circle the earth with no effort...

It can be seen that educating children and understanding each other is a big problem.

This has absolutely nothing to do with whether the family is wealthy or not.

Pan Shengwu and Zhao Anni are already open-minded enough and often talk to Pan Ge. They are said to be very qualified parents.

However, Pan Ge had such an introverted personality, she was smart, sensible, right-minded, and profound. It was really difficult for her parents to understand what she was thinking.

Because of her sensible nature, the couple trusted her very much, so they never had to worry about it.

Now that I suddenly discovered the "problem", I really have no idea what to do.

Completely numb.

In fact, the so-called "Pan Ge has never been interested in boys" should be more accurate - Pan Ge is not interested in boys of the same age.

Her mind matured too early, much earlier than normal girls.

Scientific research shows that due to early physical development, girls generally mature psychologically earlier than boys of the same age.

Due to family factors, Pan Ge matured earlier and faster.

When she was in junior high school, looking at those monkey-like boys was like looking at children.

When she entered high school, those boys who looked like peacocks were even more annoyingly childish in her eyes.

Therefore, it is not that she has never had fantasy objects, but the objects that can make her have a vague affection are all mature uncles in movies and TV series.

Why are you embarrassed to talk to your mother with such thoughts?

Therefore, she simply remained calm and deep, showing disdain for all her parents' attempts at early love.

If she continues to develop normally like this, when she graduates from college and enters the society, when she has the opportunity to come into contact with more uncle-type boys, she will definitely start to fall in love naturally.

However, an accident that no one expected happened happened——

Xi Luting was so fucked by the bullshit that he blew himself up, only to be hit by Lao Pan again...

The couple who had not originally thought about this suddenly became anxious.

The more he looked at Pan Ge, the more he felt something was wrong. He was so worried that he didn't dare to talk to her.

As for Pan Ge, no matter how big her imagination she was, she would never have imagined this kind of development!

She was afraid that her parents would misunderstand that she was having an affair with Han Lie, but she didn't realize it. In fact, the couple wanted her to have an affair with Han Lie...

All I can say is that fate has its way with people.

When Han Lie, the reborn little butterfly, starts to flap its wings, the fate of everyone around him will change.

Some people get better, some people get unlucky.

In short, it all depends on shit!

Damn it: No, no, that Pandora’s box was opened by Yu Yun.

Well, it’s all Da Naiyun’s fault!

…

Pan Ge angrily returned to his small bedroom of more than 80 square meters, and struggled with his cell phone for a long time.

The deal is already done, there is no way to hide.

So, how to tell Han Lie about this matter?

After much hesitation, she decided to continue acting.

Anyway, you don’t know the role I play in the publicity plan!

Open WeChat and type.

"Bitch, congratulations on winning the first week of the competition!"

In order to distance herself, she deliberately acted rude, as if she was still angry with him.

Hey, I'm such a smart kid!

…

Han Lie was enjoying dinner at Luting when he saw this news.

As for the previous unhappiness between the two of them... How could there be any unhappiness before?

No!

The cucumber is now very tender, and the dog man's rogue jokes can make her happy in minutes.

After reading Pan Ge's news, Han Lie's mind changed and he deliberately showed a playful smile.

Xi Luting saw the male god's "evil smile like a boss" and his heart skipped a beat. He deliberately pretended to be careless and asked casually: "What's wrong?"

All three are acting.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.

Obviously, Han Lie, who is close to a professional level, is even better.

"nothing."

The future actor shook his head with a confused expression: "Pange suddenly sent me a message, which was quite rude. Did you tell her bad things about me?"

"I don't!"

Xi Luting felt a little guilty, but he was tougher than anyone else.

"What did she say? Let me see!"

After saying that, he leaned over to look at Han Lie's cell phone.

Naturally, Brother Lie would not get used to this unintentional strong desire for control.

He frowned and his voice turned cold.

"If you really have the ability to take care of me completely, you can see whatever you want."

With a scolding, she immediately became honest.

"If you don't want to show me, I won't show you. Why is it so cruel..."

Good guy, he takes hard things but not soft things, he is just a cheap guy.

Of course, no one can be tough on her. For the time being, it can only be Han Lie, and only when she is in the wrong.

Han Lie was fierce and immediately gave the date.

"She was calling me shit and congratulating me on winning first place. She felt mentally disturbed."

Upon hearing Han Lie's explanation, Xi Luting's eyes suddenly flashed.

She is familiar with this routine!

Isn't it just that the words are too honest?

Good guy, Xiao Shoupan, are you serious?

Do you really want to cut my way out? !

Xi Luting could only understand it this way, so although he remained calm on the surface, he was already gnashing his teeth in his heart.

You have to force me to get serious with you, right? !

Wait for me!

Han Lie casually tricked Pan Ge again, then typed a reply while suppressing a smile: "Thank you."

Pan Ge waited for three minutes for a response. When he opened it, he frowned slightly.

Is this the end?

So how do I continue?

It wasn't that she felt that Han Lie had to lick her, but the key point was that the resistance reflected in those two words made it impossible for her to extend the invitation smoothly.

Why do you feel resistance?

Chatting with me without enthusiasm means alienation and resistance!

Pan Ge's judgment method sounds very unreliable at first glance, but in practical applications, it is generally accurate.

Han Lie indeed acted coldly on purpose, wanting to see what other tricks she could come up with.

Pan Ge’s tricks are very interesting.

"You should thank me. Is that spoon easy to use? It's easy to use, but it's very expensive."

Han Lie clicked his tongue in surprise.

Good guy, he is indeed the Black Heart White Lotus, he is so awesome!

If this were a normal man, would he be ashamed to death after seeing this sentence?

Anyone with a slightly thin skin can't stand it, whether he is an adult or not.

But then again, even a thin-skinned person can't do this...

Brother Lie showed her a set of advanced kung fu of using the face and stacking the armor, and replied seriously: "It's really easy to use, but it lacks a pair of matching chopsticks, so it's a bit awkward to use alone."

Pan Ge's eyes widened and he gasped with anger.

shameless!

How shameless!

However, she did not bring her anger to the text.

On the contrary, she showed Han Lie extremely high emotional control.

"That's easy. Come to me tomorrow and I'll give you the matching chopsticks, forks, and meat cleavers."

"Look, isn't the cutlery box beautiful?"

(photo), (photo).

A feeling of sympathy and sympathy arose spontaneously, echoing in Brother Lie's heart.

As expected of a boss-level goddess larvae, it’s really difficult to deal with...

When I was 25 years old, I wouldn't be worthy of fighting you!

After thinking about it, Han Lie took a photo - the pink gold spoon held a piece of white and tender tofu, which looked very beautiful.

But the spoon isn't the point.

The focus is on Xi Luting, whom Han Lie deliberately photographed.

The little cucumber didn't show its face, only half of its legs were exposed, and its features were still very distinct.

send photo.

The moment Pan Ge saw it, his ears felt a little hot.

The way the dog man took photos was exactly the same as the time she secretly poked and caused trouble last week.

The angles, details and everything are very similar.

This is undoubtedly a very subtle ridicule, deliberately reminding her: Don't think I don't know what you did, see, I can too.

She wanted to play dumb, but Han Lie sent another text message.

"Xi Luting asked me where the spoon came from, and I said it was from you. She was very angry, but she refused to believe it. Wait until you give me the whole set of tableware tomorrow, and see how stubborn she still is!"

puff!

Pan Ge squirted a big mouthful of her aunt's blood, completely breaking her defense.

When did I give you a spoon?

You were afraid of a violent court beating, so you beat me lightly, huh? !

How do you, a grown man, manage to be both a loser and a loser? !

She jumped up, punched the little bear on the bedside, and then let out a cry of pain.

Ouch, ouch, stretched out!

She endured the pain and withdrew the above sentence.

"I thought about it carefully, such good tableware cannot be used by dogs!"

She's anxious! She's anxious!

Brother Lie chuckled and asked leisurely: "You always go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing... come to me if you have anything, right? Don't speak, I don't want to hurt our friendship~~~"

call……

Pan Ge fell back and collapsed on the big bed. His eyes were blank and he fell into an inexplicable state.

Only the rising and falling of her chest proved that she was still alive.

This picture... tsk tsk.

If Han Lie sees it, he will feel a sense of accomplishment.

After lying there for a while, Pan Ge endured the emotion of exploding and typed——

"Come to my house tomorrow. My dad wants to ask you about stocks. Eat and drink as much as you want. Take the cutlery box with you when you go!"

Han Lie was stunned for a moment, and then a smile flashed in his eyes.

Good guy, if I, Brother Pan, don't move, I will do my ultimate move...

So, should we go or not?

From the perspective of the relationship between men and women, Han Lie felt that the time had not come yet and the conditions were not mature.

However, Brother Pan's excuse made him see another possibility.

so……

go!

Find wealth in danger!

What are you afraid of if the time is not ripe? Just think of ways to speed up the ripening?

Han Lie turned his head and glanced at Xi Luting, who had angled ears and was uneasy, smiling like a husky trying to tear down his house.

"Pange asked me to have dinner at her house tomorrow night. Do you want to go?"

Xi Luting's eyes lit up and his expression was eager to try.

"May I?"

Han Lie shrugged lightly: "Why are you asking me? If you want to go, you can ask her yourself."

So, 10 seconds later, Pan Ge received news from Xi Luting.

"Xiao Shoupan, aren't you good? Secretly behind my back, you invite Gouzi to your house for a big dinner? I don't care. If you don't take me with you, I would rather go to a room with Gouzi than mess up this matter! Look, Let’s do it!”

Pan Ge looked at the phone screen, his eyes gradually widened, his lips began to tremble, and his fingers gradually tightened...

There was a sudden scream.

"Han Lie!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

She kicked the bear away from the bed, opened the door aggressively, and rushed downstairs.

"Mom, Han Lie didn't..."

Mom and dad both raised their heads and looked at her meaningfully.

Her heart stirred and calm returned to her brain.

"...Han Lie is fine, you can get ready."

After saying that, she turned around calmly and walked back to the room step by step.

That figure was both firm and desolate.

Pan Shengwu and Zhao Anni looked at each other, not understanding what their daughter was crazy about.

"Angry? She blames us for meddling in her feelings?"

"Then... do you want to take a look again?"

This was the first time the couple had done something like this, and they felt somewhat guilty.

They all sighed, their fighting spirit gone.

Then, I suddenly heard my daughter add another sentence from a distance: "By the way, Xi Luting is coming too."

Click!

Pan Shengwu's face was ashen and he gave Dun a hole in his favorite tea cup.

Zhao Anni took a deep breath, and her charming face was full of murderous intent: "Take a good look at that young man tomorrow. If he is a good person, let's settle the marriage for her!"

Pan Shengwu felt that it was not enough, but at the same time he felt that it was not enough. He was confused and painful, and felt extremely uncomfortable.

For a long time, he gritted his teeth.

"OK!"

Big chapter to make up for yesterday’s.