Counterattack Guide of the Female Cannon Fodder

"Snee!"

While he was in class, Lu Yu sneezed with a loud noise, facing the sight from all directions and the teacher on the podium, she silently covered her face.

"What's wrong with you?" The fat guy at the same table is as warm as ever, "I have sneezed three times in a row."

Lu Yu rubbed his itchy nose and said, "Someone must be talking bad about me behind my back."

"It must be a fan of rabbit paper." The little fat man was very sure.

Lu Yu twitched, "I haven't hacked her recently..."

"That's a gentle fan." The little fat man continued to be sure.

"It makes sense." Compared to Su Li, she couldn't understand Zhuang Rourou more, so the recent firepower was concentrated on her.

"Lu Yu! Pang Bai! What did you two say shut up!" The teacher on the podium couldn't bear it, and roared.

As soon as he got home from school, Lu Yu ran into her uncle who had left work early.

"Uncle, you are really early today..." Lu Yu smiled dryly at him, and then ran into the house.

At this time, Lu Ze was talking on the phone with Su Li, and the phone's radio effect was so good that Lu Yu's voice suddenly reached that end.

Su Lixiao exclaimed, "Your niece is back! Go and help me investigate her new ID."

Lu Ze chuckled, "What benefits can I get for you?"

"How about giving you one?" Su Li chuckled.

Lu Ze didn't really want to benefit from her, but just to tease her, so he smiled and said, "Okay."

"Mue~"

As soon as the voice fell, a kiss sounded from the other end of the phone, and Lu Ze's throat suddenly tightened. This girl was so capable of teasing him, she was almost going to **** him to death.

"Lu Ze? Lu Ze, why don't you speak?"

Lu Ze reacted, and then suppressed his slight restlessness, "This is unqualified, you owe it first, and I will come back later."

Su Li was stunned for a moment and laughed, "You slapped your face, you actually played a gangster with me, right?"

Lu Ze smiled, "Yeah, I'm playing a gangster with you."

At that time, Lu Ze had already walked to the living room, and Lu Yu, who happened to be walking by with a water glass, was instantly bewildered when he heard these words. She stiffened her neck and turned her head, looking at her uncle with a Σ(°△°|||)︴ look.

Meeting Lu Yu's gaze, Lu Ze coughed slightly, said a few more words, and hung up the phone.

"Why? Why don't you do your homework?" Lu Ze was always a little embarrassed when he heard this, so Lu Ze's face was gloomy.

"That..." Lu Yu was not afraid of the appearance of her uncle's negative test, and his eyes were sharp, "Do you have a girlfriend? Do I have an aunt?"

"What?" Lu Ze raised his eyebrows, neither admitting nor denying.

"Hey hey, when will you take it home to have a look?" Lu Yu was very curious, who could surrender her uncle, it was amazing!

Lu Ze skipped the mention, and put her on the sofa with just one hand holding Lu Yu's collar. "Your head teacher called today and said you don't listen to the lecture, what's the matter?"

Lu Yu:...

"Why is she calling you again? I know she must be coveting your beauty! Don't believe her, she just wants to tease you, you are not allowed to answer her phone calls after you have a girlfriend!"

Looking at Lu Yu Jianmao, Lu Ze sneered coldly, "Do you have another Weibo? The Internet addiction should be treated with electric shocks. Come on, hand in your phone, and return your homework after you finish writing."

Lu Yu faced her stern-faced uncle, so he could only hand over the phone in humiliation.

In places she couldn't see, Lu Ze had sharp eyes and snorted, finding a Weibo account of his niece was a piece of cake!