Counterattack Into a Male God

Prince and Duke: "..."

How did the saint's brain suddenly become awake?

The prince exclaimed incomparably, the only sentence: "Long live the wise man."

Today's Sovereign: ... God is so wise! Sure enough, the **** of the prince was laughing at me being woven with a hat of forgiveness in Xiaotangshan Palace.

The heart of today's sage that has become fragile due to menopause has become riddled with holes. "Go, go to me, I don't want to see you, an old man who can't even speak." The current sage gritted his teeth and drove away the prince, then lay back weakly on the bed, crying out to himself again. Good fate.

The prince who was rushed to guard outside the temple shuddered subconsciously. I thought he was used to it, but he never thought that he would still feel flustered when he heard the howling of ghosts and wolves in the present-day sage.

Hey, since the death of the first queen, today's sage has been too lazy to suppress his "unrestrained" character, and let Dayong know that the emperor who is now in power is a fool. However, today's sage never feels that he is a stupid person, but a wise man who is rare in the world. The only drawback is that he has no heirs.

You talk about how to serve such an emperor?

To tell the truth, he heard it as a lie, and when he told a lie, he regarded it as the truth.

The prince sighed in distress, worrying about the days to come. Now the current saint is just crying and laughing like this, what can I do in the future!

The prince was really sad, but soon he was no longer sad. Because today's sage is really just like snake disease, crying and laughing are so casual as the mood changes. Today, I still howl and cry about how my life is suffering. The next day...

Just a stroke of genius, saying that the harem should be filled with ladies from all over the world.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

The thing itself is not very useful, and the possibility of spreading the branches and leaves is eliminated. The harem is filled with a wide selection of ghost ladies, a bad old man, but beautiful.

Ji Yan’s words are too lazy to say, and directly surround the concubine Zhao Fei, Lu Fei and other concubines to live in the current sage, so that when you are idle, you always think of something that you don’t have, and the current sage feels or is diligent. , Or passionate, or affectionate, or lamenting women of all sides, see if the current saint can withstand the pressure of your concubines, and choose the ladies of the world to fill the harem.

Today's sage is naturally unable to withstand the'siege' of many concubines Qiqi, but he has a small coup to'save self'. The current sage directly said that he was not to fill his harem with a wide selection of ladies from all over the world, but to Ji Yanzhi...

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

"The emperor father is really idle and panicked when he thinks it out." Ji Yanzhi put on a serious look and said seriously: "Although the son is the only son of the emperor, he is not like the emperor in disposition. At the very least. Erchen can't do what his father did, just like a hungry ghost in that color."

Today's Sovereign: "..."

"What kind of hungry ghost is reborn?" The present sage turned over the table with vomiting: "Prince, do you know what you are talking about?"

One of Ji Yan didn't care about the ugly face of today's sage, and said with kindness: "Erchen knows that he is telling the truth."

——To be honest, you are afraid that you want to **** your father and me to death!

The current sage covered his chest, and said in incomparable pain: "Great doctor, quickly declare a great doctor, I will soon be **** to death by the unfilial prince."

The palace people, who stood aside like wooden stakes, unanimously looked at Ji Yanzhi, who was sitting at the coffee table and drinking tea leisurely, by the way.

"Look at what Gu did?" Ji Yanzhi put down the tea cup in his hand, pretending to be puzzled: "Gu is not a doctor. I can't see whether the father is really going to be angry or pretending."

When the present-day saint heard this, he jumped high like a cat with its tail stomped on.

"I pretend? Why do I pretend, don't you **** know?"

Ji Yanzhi rolled his eyes happily: "The father is so alive and kicking, obviously he has unlimited vitality, there is no sign of being angry, and there is nothing immortal."

The wooden stakes on the side nodded suddenly and replied in their hearts: His Royal Highness is absolutely right!

Ji Yanzhi glanced at them indifferently, and then continued to say to the current saint: "Father wants to elect the ladies of the world to fill the harem, but is he very dissatisfied with the few empresses in the palace?"

The current saint snorted coldly and looked like "you know you still ask", but the concubine Zhao and Concubine Lu who came after hearing the news were very angry.

However, the dodder, who is a dependent man, even if he is angry, it will not behave like the sage today. On the contrary, his body is crumbling, and he looks like he can't accept the blow.

"Your Majesty!" Concubine Zhao and Concubine Lu shed tears, all crying with pear blossoms and rain, and the words of your Majesty were mellowed and frustrated.

Facing such a shy but infinitely lamentable Concubine Zhao and Concubine Lu, the rare guilty conscience of today’s sages was a short while, but soon he became annoyed and said: "What are you doing here? The harem of Yangxin Palace stops, so you two can go in at will. of?"

The current sage’s accountability immediately changed the expressions of Concubine Zhao and Concubine Lu, and could no longer assume a sorrowful and shy posture, and said in a very sad and sorrowful way: "Please forgive your majesty, and the concubines know their mistakes."

"Know it's wrong, just..."

Today’s sage hasn’t finished'just', so I listened to Ji Yanzhi's words: "Emperor Zhao and Empress Lu are also old people serving by the father's side, so they say that there is no punishment. Let’s do it in a few days. During the Zen ceremony, the father became the Supreme Emperor, and the Empress Zhao and Concubine Lu were old people who had served his father for many years. The father would have earned the reputation of "I saw the new people smile but not the old ones crying". Empress Zhao and Concubine Lu Whatever the status of the empress should be upgraded to one level. How about the Princess Zhaogui and the Princess Lugui? Maybe the emperor will be buried with her father a hundred years later."

Before the Queen was dying, she left him with a last word. She was buried in a separate place. Don't let the current saint dirty her reincarnation circuit. As a filial son, Ji Yanzhi could only set up a new tomb to temporarily place the coffin of the first empress, and when he ascended the throne to build the tomb of the emperor, he would reburied the coffin of the first empress and her son.

Therefore, in order for the present saint not to feel lonely after hundreds of years, as a filial son, he should satisfy his desire to live in harmony with his "wives and concubines".

Ji Yanzhi squinted his eyes and smiled, and said to the stunned present-day sage: "Father, my son knows that you are moved, so An Xin is staying in the Hall of Nourishment for rest and recuperation. It won't last long anyway!"

This is too heartbreaking for me! ! !

Anyway, as soon as Ji Yan's words were uttered, the current sage directly covered his chest, rolled his eyes and fainted, successfully achieving the achievement of one fainting every day.

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Ji Yanzhi, who was about to leave, said: "...Duke, do you feel familiar with the posture of the father holding his chest and fainting?"

Isn't it familiar? I remember that before Ji Yufei was married to Zhou Guo and married, she always covered her chest with her hands and couldn't help crying that her mouth hurts. Then she rolled her eyelids and fell pretentiously on the ground.

Although Ji Yufei's brain circuit is very different from ordinary people, but at least he looks beautiful, no matter how artificial he is to cheer his heart, at least it is pleasing to the eye, which is like today's sage...

Let's put it this way, the figure of the current sage is very round. Although it can't reach the round figure of a pig, it is really round. Imagine that a pig making a heart-holding action can be compared with a big beauty making a heart-holding action.

Is this an insult to the beauty or the pig?

Ji Yanzhi's question caused Yangxin Temple to fall into silence.

The people in the palace who were waiting didn't dare to show up, and even Concubine Zhao and Concubine Lu gagged their mouths with kerchiefs and dared not make any noises. At this time, the prince only heard a wry smile and sighed: "His Royal Highness, you are really embarrassing the old slave. Princess Yu Fei and the pro-Zhou Guo, often accompanied by Long live Lord, the old slave remembered that Yu Fei was a trick. "Xizi holds the heart" caused Long live Lord to feel distressed. The old slave thought, Long live Lord is like this, I am afraid that he also wants to make His Royal Highness feel bad."

Concubine Zhao and Concubine Lu: "..."

The servant of the palace: "..."

The present saint who pretended to fainted: "..."

The current saint took a deep breath, and when he was about to pretend to wake up and scold his unfilial son, he only listened to Ji Yan’s two ‘haha’ and said, ‘That’s how it is,’ and he turned and left.

The current sage:...

Unfilial son, greatly unfilial son!

If he hadn't been able to abolish the position of prince of an unfilial son, he would have...

Thinking of the uncomfortable situation, the current sage forgot about pretending to faint and started crying.

"..." Concubine Zhao and Concubine Lu glanced at each other, lifted the skirt directly, and then left the Hall of Nurturing Heart.

The prince silently asked for an embroidered handkerchief from a small Gong'e, and handed it to the present-day saint.

The current saint took it, wiping his tears, and crying at the same time.

"It's so difficult for me. I really can't figure out what sin I did in my last life to give birth to a **** like a prince."

The princes were unable to speak up, so they had to lower their eyes and head, and bear the magical sound of today's sage. Fortunately, the sage today also knows that we can’t cry for a long time, otherwise the eyes will be sore. After crying for about half an hour, she will stop crying. Instead, she will use an unusually missed tone and say to the prince: "I don’t know that Fei’er is here. How is Zhou Guo? I haven't even had a letter. I'm really afraid that the old monarch of Zhou Guo will insult Feier."

Prince and Duke: "..."

"Your Majesty, it is only thirty or so years since the King of the State of Zhou was established. It cannot be regarded as old and not repaired." The prince reminded the current sage.

The current sage became angry and frustrated: "...I said that he is old and does not repair, but he is old and does not repair!"

Prince and Duke: "..."

Grand Duke: You are still your majesty now, you have the final say!