Counterattack of Infinite Supporting Characters
Chapter 33 It's great not to be made into human meat buns
And... am I drugged? When did this happen? Su Yi silently channeled the Nine Yang True Qi in doubt, and found that everything was normal? Drugged or something, I don't even feel it!
After thinking about it, I realized that one of the most prominent characteristics of practicing the Nine Suns Manual is that it is invulnerable to all poisons. Xiao Zhang can even be a fan of Shixiang Ruanjin Powder, the most terrible martial arts in today's martial arts. Su Yi Although he has only practiced to the second volume, what he has in it is nothing more than the worst drug in the world!
If you can't even deal with this drug, the Nine Suns Manual will be in vain as the first inner strength method in the martial arts. The little drug in Su Yizhong has been excreted as early as when he practiced kung fu on weekdays. .
But... since this is a black shop, it's fine if you don't know about it. Now people have their ideas on themselves. If we don't do justice for the sky, our world will be in vain.
Su Yi pondered, but secretly wiped a cold sweat in his heart... It seems that this world is not as peaceful as the later generations, and he was played by a few small thieves in the applause, and was fed drugs for several days If you don't know it, you can be really stupid!
It seems that we must be more careful in the future, this time if I hadn't happened to have obtained the Nine Suns Manual before, which made me invulnerable to all poisons, otherwise I might have fallen into the hands of these thieves.
The majestic traverser, half-drawn reincarnation person, half-drawn god, did not fall under the sword of an old enemy with whom he had grievances and battles for many years, and did not lose at the hands of the peerless hero who dominates the world and coerces the world...but was dragged down by a few petty thieves Going out and slaughtering it, it's really ridiculous to say it.
Hmph, let me see, young master, what kind of tricks are you little thieves playing?
Su Yi lay on the bed with the quilt covering his head, and fell asleep bitterly.
In the dream, the little straw man and the shining silver needle appeared.
The next day, just after dawn, Su Yi got dressed, opened the door and walked out.
At this time, there are no customers coming, and there are only two people in the entire front hall. The shopkeeper is making calculations, and the waiter in the second store is working hard to scrub the tables and stools in the inn. Seeing Su Yi coming out, he hurriedly ran over, ha ha He smiled and said, Yo... why did the guest officer get up so early today?
Looking at the flattering face with a silly smile in front of him, it's hard to imagine that just last night this kid was yelling to drag himself out and be slaughtered!
Su Yi didn't expose him, stretched his waist, and lazily said: I don't know what happened these few days, my whole body is sore and weak, I think it's because I haven't gone out all the time, and I'm bored, so I came out let's go.
As soon as the words fell, Su Yi clearly saw the gleam in the shop waiter's eyes, and Su Yi's back felt cold for a moment, feeling that the waiter in front of him suddenly turned into a Wang Yang bandit who had been in the rivers and lakes for many years and murdered like hemp... But this This feeling disappeared in an instant, and when I looked up again, there was still a hunched and smiling Xiao Erlang in front of me.
It seems that he is not an ordinary thief, Su Yi was slightly startled, seeing the aura of the little girl just now, the lives in his hands are definitely not ten or eight.
Grandma, this is no ordinary little thief, this is a Jiangyang thief! Now he is going to do justice for the sky... Su Yi murmured in his heart, now that he has just completed his magic skills, he is naturally fearless.
Guest officer... the shop waiter suddenly said: Guest officer, you went out to eat yesterday, and accidentally left a piece of jade pendant, and the little one accidentally picked it up yesterday.
He took out a jade pendant from his bosom, handed it to Su Yi, and said with a chuckle: I wanted to return it to the guest officer yesterday, but I thought that the guest officer had told you not to disturb your rest at will, so I didn't return it immediately You, now that you have come out, guest officer, the small ones can be returned as they are, and it is better to store such treasures properly, if someone else picks them up, I am afraid they will not be able to find them back.
Huh?
Su Yi touched his waist, but the jade pendant on it was gone.
This jade pendant was specially found by Bao Xiruo for Su Yi from the treasure house of the palace. The ancients had the custom of wearing jade. Su Yi was about to travel far away. Looking for a good reason, but Su Yi, a person of later generations, has never brought such a thing, so he doesn't worry about it at all. He just hangs it on his waist casually every day, so he doesn't care about it.
It was only lost until now. I have to say that Su Yi was lucky, but if he lost it, he fell into the hands of a few thieves, which caused his death. Su Yi really couldn't laugh or cry now.
Now I fully understand that Su Yi accidentally lost the jade pendant yesterday, and was picked up by the waiter in the shop, who recognized it as a treasure of extremely high value. From this, it can be deduced that this local rich guest official who has lived for two months is more embarrassing than imagined, So after discussing with some of his friends in the past, he decided to kill him.
Returning the jade pendant is naturally to gain trust. After all, they have regarded Su Yi as something in their pocket, so it’s okay to return it to you for safekeeping. When you die, not to mention the jade pendant, all the money is still ours.
Instantly figured out the front and rear joints, Su Yi smiled, threw out another silver ingot, and said, It's really rare to see such a sincere mistress like you now, here, this is a reward.
Thank you, officer.
Xiao Er caught the silver and laughed happily.
Okay, don't laugh, go get me some food, it tastes good, and your reward is indispensable.
Hey, sir, wait a moment, I'll be there soon.
Xiaoer ran to the kitchen in the backyard to get something delicious for Su Yi.
Soon, hot steamed stuffed bun porridge was served.
Su Yi picked up a steamed bun casually, took a bite, frowned and spat it out before chewing a few times, and asked displeasedly, Xiao Er, what kind of stuffing are you filling this bun? Why is it so unpalatable? ?”
This is the authentic stuffed pork and scallions. It tastes delicious in our small town! Xiaoer also picked up a bun and took a bite, then wondered: It tastes very good. Delicious, what kind of delicious steamed stuffed buns are there?
That's because you have never eaten really delicious buns!
Su Yi asked impatiently: Have you heard of the Eight Immortals Hotel?
The waiter shook his head.
What about you? Shopkeeper, have you ever heard of Eight Immortals Restaurant?
The shopkeeper was settling accounts, and when he saw Su Yi asking him, he said with a smile: The little old man has never heard of the Eight Immortals Restaurant, so don't tell me their buns are delicious?
Of course it's incomparably delicious! Su Yi said with recollection: I've eaten their steamed stuffed bun once, and I'll never forget it for the rest of my life. Compared with their steamed stuffed bun, your steamed stuffed bun here is far worse!
Then I wonder how their buns are made?
Su Yi smiled and said: It's very simple, choose good human flesh, of course it's better to be alive, before he dies, slice off the flesh little by little, then soak it in the water, chop it with a knife Make a thin paste, mix with the freshest scallions, use the best fine flour to wrap into buns, steam for three hours, and the best human meat buns will be out of the oven; this is just one of the methods, and there are several other flavors A better way, unfortunately, the chefs there are too conservative, and they don't want to tell me at all... Really, it's too much!
Su Yichao was in high spirits, the waiter and the shopkeeper just stood there, their throats wriggling non-stop, it was so disgusting to think about it... After a long time, the shopkeeper's face was pale and he said with a dry smile: The guest officer is joking, human flesh buns ...Such a disgusting thing, it's not for people to eat!
Why don't you have human flesh buns here? Su Yi chewed another bite of the buns, and asked suspiciously: But apart from the poor taste, judging from the quality of the meat, there is no doubt that it is proper human flesh?
The guest officer is joking again, our place is not a black shop, how can there be human flesh?
Su Yi was even more puzzled, and asked, But if you don't want to be human flesh, what will you do with the corpses you killed?
Of course I'll find a remote place to bury it... The shop boy said bluntly: It's disgusting to make human flesh or something, and you can't do that for how much money you pay!
Shut up!!! |
The shopkeeper yelled loudly, and Xiao Er realized that he seemed to have slipped up, so he quickly shut up.
Su Yi patted his chest, and luckily said: Great, it's great not to be made into human meat buns... It seems that you still plan to leave me a whole body, for the sake of this, later , I will also leave you a whole corpse!
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