Country Weapon

"Uh..." Li Hua suddenly blushed, what happened to dad? I asked once on the phone, and now I asked again, there were so many people around, could it be possible to really take off your pants? </p>

It’s true that the little chicken got kicked, but everyone knows that as long as the eggs are not broken or the stick is broken, the pain will be over for a while, but today I can’t swallow the bad breath! </p>

I think of my brother Hua who lives in Liuhe Township. From elementary school to junior high school graduation, I didn’t fear many people when I was in high school in Qingyuan County. Now that I’m back from college, even if I shoot a wildfire, I can’t go smoothly. It's a matter of face, how can you get over it so easily? </p>

"Oh, dad, that kid, it was that kid who blocked my way and gave me a slap in the face. He said, 'Son, turtle, father, bastard'. Dad, do you still want to look like this? You're going to kill me." That bastard!" Li Hua dragged his father and kept crying. He looked like a girl, and most people couldn't tell that he was a man. </p>

Long Gen in Golf smiled. Unexpectedly, this **** was really capable. In less than twenty minutes, people arrived. Two Jetta police cars were dispatched, and Fang Zheng took the lead. It was obvious that Yuan Hong What he said is true, this Li Dabao is still quite a figure in Liuhe Township! </p>

"Oh, what should I do now? Look, it's all your fault. I asked you to leave, but you didn't leave. It's okay now!" Yuan Hong stamped her feet anxiously, with black lines on her head and red eyes, and she was about to cry. </p>

Long Gen waved his hand and said: "Don't worry, if you don't take care of Li Dabao today, Grandpa Long will cut off his crotch and feed it to the dogs!"</p>

“No, no, why are you cutting it?” Yuan Hong was anxious again. </p>

I was thinking that if I paid some money, even if I sold the car, I would have to settle the matter. Li Dabao is not a good person. If we can't afford to offend him, why can't we hide him? </p>

Why bother being so angry that you have to fight with someone, and you have to put that thing on your crotch? You're right. </p>

“Don’t worry, it’s all fine.” Long Gen smiled faintly, without any trace of worry or fear at all. </p>

Yuan Hong opened her mouth, wondering, who is that brat? People from the police station have been dispatched, is everything okay? Li Dabao is such a rich man, even throwing money at you can kill you! </p>

"Hey, let God do it! If it doesn't work, I'll kick the accelerator and knock all you **** down the mountain!" Yuan Hong, the most poisonous woman, had already prepared the worst plan in her heart and moved to the driver's seat unknowingly. superior. The whole body is on guard, always ready to rush over and finish it off once and for all. After all, I have eaten a big stick and will die without regrets. At worst, twenty years later, she will be a sao woman again! </p>

 Long Gen didn't know whether to cry or laugh if he knew Yuan Hong had this idea. He took steps, lit a cigarette, and walked slowly over. </p>

At this moment, Fang Zheng hadn't come to see him yet. He pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, staring at the two father and son next to him. It was so interesting. The first thing this dad said when we met was: "Son, are your chickens okay?" Why the **** didn't you say, son, are your chickens still there? </p>

"Director Fang, my son was bullied for no reason, kicked in the face, and blocked traffic for no reason. It's up to you to deal with such evil people." From his son's words, Li Dabao could tell something. My son’s thing is still there, it’s a false alarm! </p>

However, since the trouble has come to this, naturally it will not be settled. Not to mention that Fang Zheng will ask himself for a favor later, and he can't swallow this bad breath. He, he, he, he, I will get hard in a month. So this time, is it easy for me? I was frightened by a phone call. I can't just let it go! </p>

“Yes, Uncle Fang, look at it, the brat has gone too far, and the footprints are still there.” Li Hua straightened his crotch, and sure enough, there was such a big footprint in the crotch of his jeans, right where his second brother was hiding! </p>

It is indeed a move to "cut off one's children and grandchildren"! </p>

Li Hua blushed and continued: "You are driving a brand-new Golf, and you are so lawless and blocking the road. Is it reasonable? Uncle Fang, hurry up and catch that bastard... Wuwu..." </p>

 “Hmm? Brand new golf?” Fang Zheng’s heart was pounding. Ci’ao, is he that bastard? </p>

Liuhe Township is a big land. A fart on the street can be heard at the end of the street. How many cars can there be in this remote rural area? Golf, didn’t you just give away a brand new Golf? </p>

"Oh, Director Fang, we are dealing with the case or clearing the road. Tsk tsk tsk. Two Jetta police cars were dispatched. Could it be that there was a murder somewhere?" Long Gen said with a smile and blew out a puff of smoke. </p>

 This is the sound that Fang Zheng least wants to hear, it sounds like sorrow and joy. Damn it, we met on a narrow road, and I didn’t look at the almanac when I went out. Why do I meet this **** everywhere? </p>

"Uncle Fang, that's him. He's just this kid. He's so arrogant. What's going to happen to him when the police come? He doesn't take you seriously at all. Hurry, catch him, handcuff him, drag him back and shoot him." When Li Hua saw Long Gen actually coming over, he sneered again and again. </p>

Little boy, you are still young to fight with me! I don’t know where “Liuhe Hua Shao” came from, right? Country bumpkin, is it amazing to have a Golf? snort! </p>

“Come on, Director Fang, come on, catch me, hang me up and beat me up.” Long Gen smiled, holding a cigarette in his mouth, stretching out his hands, and working very cooperatively. </p>

Even if Fang Zheng had the courage to do so, he would not dare to torture himself unless he no longer wanted to wear the uniform! </p>

"Gulu...Long..." Fang Zheng swallowed, shuddered unconsciously, and was about to say hello. But he was snatched away by Li Hua on the side. </p>

“Uncle Fang, look, look, look, the brat is so arrogant, catch him, kill him, he will be lawless and pay back! You owe me Bian, I have to...”</p>

 “Pop!”</p>

Suddenly his vision went dark, followed by stars everywhere. Li Hua covered his face in shock and stared blankly at Fang Zheng. He was speechless for a long time! </p>

“Director Fang, why are you beating my son?” Li Dabao said gloomily, quite dissatisfied. </p>

From Li Dabao's eyes, it was obvious that the two knew each other and should have a good relationship. But, why do you want to beat my son? My son's chickens are almost gone, why are you beating him? Naturally, the father has to come out and say something! </p>

"Why? When handling cases at the Tangtang Police Station, do you still need a young boy to tell you what to do?" Fang Zheng is pretty good at adapting to the wind. Although he was shocked, he could see the situation. The little **** couldn't afford to offend him, so I still Can't afford to offend you, a tycoon who got rich overnight? </p>

"Hmph! Li Dabao, don't blame me for not reminding you. Take good care of your son. If he doesn't come back, he won't come back. If he comes back and causes trouble, open your eyes and see. It's your broken Mazda that has occupied the road! You don't have eyes. Don’t you know the yellow line?”</p>

After a while, Li Dabao couldn't hold back a fart, and his old face turned as red as a pig's kidney. The fat at the corners of his mouth twitched. </p>

"Uncle Fang, this, this is your fault, obviously..." Li Hua's mind was not clear and he still wanted to say something. </p>

Fangzheng stood up violently, raised his big mouth and slapped him! </p>

 There was a crisp "pop" sound, and there were a few more fingerprints on Bai Kaka's face. </p>

Fang Zheng said angrily: "What the police care about when handling cases is evidence! You don't have eyes, do you? You don't know how to drive, do you? Take out your driver's license! I want a routine check!"</p>

Liuhe Township is not a big place, so there are naturally no traffic police. All the police from the police station shoulder the responsibility. Fang Zheng naturally has the authority to check the driver's license! </p>

"I...I..." Li Hua was confused, completely confused. What is going on? What is this? </p>

Last time, Fang Zheng went to his own house for a meal. His chest was beating loudly. He took care of everything, and he was so arrogant that he beat himself up. I also checked my driver’s license, and I have a crappy driver’s license! </p>

I know how to drive, but I don’t know how to drive. I barely know how to stop at a red light and go at a green light. I learned it from elementary school textbooks. I don’t even know what a turn signal is. A driver’s license, what is a driver’s license? ah? Bullshit! </p>

"Humph, you are operating a motor vehicle without a license, Xiao Wang, take pictures on the spot, call a tow truck, and tow the car away for me!" Fang Zheng gave the order and said seriously: "Domestic cars are not good, but you can't buy one from Japan either. A car? A typical traitor and traitor! No wonder he drives without a license, huh!"</p>

The expressions of Li Dabao and his son changed several times. What is going on today? Why are you labeled a traitor? </p>

Li Dabao complained endlessly, Mom is a brat, I want to betray the country, but do I have the qualifications? If you are really a traitor, can I still be afraid of you? But he never dared to say this, so he hurriedly said: </p>

"Director Fang, look at this, can you forget it? I'll give it to you later..."</p>

Fang Zheng roared loudly and said seriously: "Forget it? What will you give me later! I, Fang Zheng, enforce the law impartially. Who doesn't know about Qingfeng Liuhe Township? Don't give me any excuses!"</p>

"Xiao Li, take Li Hua away. According to regulations, Li Hua drives a motor vehicle without a license and will be detained for fifteen days according to law!"</p>

"Ah? Uncle Fang, you..." Li Hua was shocked, what is going on? It’s okay if you don’t help yourself, but you’re sending yourself into a trap? </p>

Fangzheng’s face was livid, like Bao Gong’s face. Don’t turn your head and look at Li Hua! </p>

“Dad, you, please save me, you want to lock me up, please save me...”</p>

Li Dabao looked at Fang Zheng and opened his mouth. Seeing that Fang Zheng's attitude was indifferent, he finally did not speak. </p>

　　"Xiaohua, go and stay in the station first. I'll think of a solution later." At this point, Li Dabao finally understood, and he had hit a brick wall today. Even Fangzheng is afraid of the iron plate! </p>

 couldn't help but glance at Long Gen, who smiled faintly and took a sip from time to time, as if he hadn't seen anything. </p>

 “Take it away!” Fang Zheng waved his hand, and Xiao Li dragged Li Huazheng to get into the car. </p>

 “Wait!”</p>

 Long Gen spoke. </p>

“Brother Long, what else is going on?” Fang Zheng was thinking, little bastard, little bastard, what else do you want to do after things have been done like this? </p>

 Do I have to kneel down to you? Second O! </p>

"Ahem, um, your name is Hua Shao, right? You are Hua Shao's father, right?" Long Gen smiled at Li Dabao and his son, "You don't say my mother-in-law is pretty, do you want to date her? ? Go ahead and let me see how you are doing and learn some experience from you."</p>

Li Dabao's mouth twitched and he glared at his son fiercely, "You little **** gave you so much pocket money, what kind of mother-in-law can't survive, but she meets such a evil star?" </p>

"Brother, this may be a misunderstanding..." Li Dabao lowered his figure and said cautiously: "Do you think we can forget it and pay compensation to your brother's wife?" </p>

Long Gen shook his head and glanced at the woman in the passenger seat of the Mazda. The more she looked at her, the more she looked. Her eyes were wandering around like a fox. </p>

 “I want to chat with your mother-in-law...”</p>