Crazy Dave Of Konoha

(Warm reminder, when eating, it is best to finish eating before reading)

Within the Uchiha tribe’s territory,

Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna sat at the top, with Uchiha's elders sitting on both sides, while Dave and Tsukimi sat in the corner, making love to each other...

Uchiha Kagami is still squatting in the middle in a daze...

"Have you turned on Mangekyō Sharingan?" Madara slowly opened her eyes and looked at the mirror in front of her and asked.

Even though there are many people in the clan who activate Sharingan, compared to the entire clan, they are less than a quarter. Usually, whenever a clan member activates Sharingan in the clan, it must be recorded statistically. And the mirror actually turned on Mangekyō? Uchiha Madara was a little surprised when she received the news just now.

Uchiha Kagami, the younger member of the clan who he usually considered a noob, actually turned on the Mangekyō Sharingan?

Madara has been training Tsukimi to activate Mangekyō before. Tsukimi's chance of unlocking Mangekyō can be said to be the highest among this generation in the clan, but every time Dave doesn't let her... say she feels distressed... she gets angry. Madara almost beat Dave up..

"Well..." Jing swallowed. The surrounding atmosphere was a bit solemn...

"Tell me about your experience of opening Mangekyō, and see if it can be applied to other tribesmen." Madara nodded and asked slowly.

"...really...really say..." Jing's mind went blank on the spot...

"Yeah" Madara nodded. He actually wanted to spread his method of unlocking Mangekyō to the clan before...but...he couldn't activate Mangekyō to kill his brother, right?

Jing slowly recounted today's experience... There was silence in the hall...

"Dai...Dave...is it difficult...is it really necessary to activate Mangekyō...in this way..." Yue Mei was a little dumbfounded after hearing this...

"...He is a weirdo. You don't have to listen to him. What's the use of Mangekyō? I can just protect you." Dave patted his forehead... This mirror is also a weirdo...

The second pillar's entire clan was wiped out and he was so angry that he opened a magatama... You...Dave didn't even know what to say...um...could it be that the second pillar was too good? Well, it must be like this... Is the Mangekyō of the mirror the correct way to open it?

"Brother... do you think this method can... be tried..." Izuna swallowed and slowly looked at Madara aside and asked.

"Try!" Madara closed her eyes and thought for a while, then nodded slowly but firmly.

This is also the least harmful way to activate Mangekyō in the clan. It is very safe, and there is a precedent for this mirror, so give it a try.

Today, Tobirama in Hokage's office has a headache... The villagers have a lot of opinions today...

Tobirama picked up an opinion document that was sent, and the reason turned out to be this...

A certain villager wanted to go to Konoha's public toilet to solve a problem. When he got there, he found a bunch of Uchiha tribesmen surrounding the public toilet...

"Stop, today's toilet belongs to Uchiha. This is a wholesale document." When the Uchiha tribesman saw the arrival of villager A, he stretched out his hand and took out a form and said.

"?" A question mark slowly appeared on Villager A's face, but he didn't have time to think so much. He was already in a hurry now. Since the toilet couldn't be entered and his home was still some distance away, forget it, let's find one first. Let’s deal with it in a place where no one is around. After it's settled, I'll find that dark thing and give it some money to clean it up.

When he went around to an alley behind the toilet, after the volcano erupted, Villager A's face was filled with relief... but he was soon dumbfounded... He looked into the dark and found dozens of pairs. Blood-red pupils stared at him from behind.

Villager A was so frightened that he jumped up and ran away without even lifting his pants...because villager A had loose stools today...

Villager A ran away wildly, leaving a trail of golden...

This villager was later called to the police by Comrade Black Zetsu, a good villager. The reason for calling the police was that he did not respect his profession of recycling feces. However, the Uchiha police officers gave Black Zetsu a blank look, but still arrested the villager and detained him at the Uchiha Police Station.

A series of crimes including polluting the environment, running around the village without wearing pants during the day, immorality, etc...

And was sentenced to one and a half months of detention at the Uchiha police station. The villager was innocent. He filed a complaint, thinking that it was all the fault of those dozens of pairs of blood-red eyes...

This kind of thing is not just one or two, more and more villagers' opinions are put on the desk of Hokage, Senju Tobirama...

Senju Tobirama had a headache and asked Izuna to issue a statement to apologize to the villagers first, then make some compensation to those villagers, and told them that the order in the village would be restored to the same as before tomorrow.

After all, Uchiha Madara has good reasons for today's matter. He personally signed and agreed to the public toilet document that belongs to the Uchiha clan for one day.

"Uchiha Izuna! Today's incident was caused by your Uchiha clan. After today, you will eliminate the impact of this incident yourself!" Tobirama looked at the secretary Izuna in front of him and roared angrily.

"Well, there is no other way. The toilets in the clan are not enough, so we can only rent the toilets in the village." Izuna nodded. Their clan has already started discussing this matter.

What's more, there is no way to do this... After Dang Jing's incident was reported to the clan, all the clan members who had turned on Sharingan were excited. The toilets in the clan were full for the first time, and everyone in the clan was shocked. It can no longer be covered up, so I have no choice but to rent it from the village.

Today is a day when the villagers lament and lament, a day when the Uchiha clan is excited, and a day when Comrade Black Zetsu is both sad and happy.

At night, Black Zetsu next to the septic tank is holding a large roll of banknotes and smiling.

"One thousand...two thousand...three thousand...ten thousand...fifty thousand...one hundred thousand...hahahaha!! It's so profitable!!" Black Zetsu wiped the sweat from his face, full of excitement Count the money on your hands, not caring about the golden ones on your hands...

"No, I have to hide it quickly. I can't let that bastard Nine Tails find out. I have to save this money to buy a gift for my mother when she comes back and give her a surprise." Black Zetsu suddenly thought of something and looked around vigilantly. After taking a look.

"Black Zetsu! I heard that you made a lot today. Do you have to pay the protection fee?" An orange-red figure slowly walked out of the dark alley, and little Nine Tails' face was filled with a smile.

"Nine Tails! I'm telling you! Don't even think about it!! I left this money to my mother!!" Black Zetsu held the money tightly in his arms and looked at Nine Tails over there and roared.