Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Half a month later, Jing recovered and was discharged from the hospital.

"Starting from today! Me! Uchiha Kagami! Get a new life! Humph!" Jing shouted excitedly as he walked out of the hospital and felt the fresh air.

"...Danzo, would you like to go to the psychiatry department of the hospital with a mirror?" Hiruzen and Danzo on the side had dark expressions on their faces.

"I think it's necessary..." Danzo nodded seriously.

"Let's go! Hiruzen! Danzo! Let's go on a mission! I want to make the ninja world tremble! Me! Uchiha Kagami! I'm back!!" Kage turned his head excitedly, looked at Hiruzen and Danzo and said ambitiously...

Well...it's true...the ninja world is indeed trembling...King has done dozens of B-level missions, more than a dozen A-level missions, and even an S-level mission with Danzo in just a dozen days. Task.

Ninjas from other countries who faced Uchiha Kagami all turned pale when they mentioned Uchiha Kagami... That... that... feeling left an indelible mark in the hearts of all the ninjas who faced Uchiha Kagami. trace..

Someone in the ninja world has made statistics in the past two days. Among them, Uchiha Kagami has fought with fifty people in the past few days, and twenty of them went crazy on the spot and died violently. As for the reason for the sudden death...well...the rest Thirty people survived, and twenty of them went insane and were unable to be ninjas. Nine people could not bear the psychological torture and committed suicide.

In other words, out of the fifty people, only one person is still alive and well... That ninja also resigned from his status as a ninja and went home to farm the fields...

There is a saying now circulating in the ninja world. Konoha Village Uchiha clan, Ningra Uchiha Madara, Moja Uchiha Kagami..

Maybe if you mess with Uchiha Madara, you will die happily... but if you mess with Uchiha Kagami... your life will be worse than death...

On this day, Dave and Danzo gathered in a restaurant for dinner...

"Uchiha scary shit?" Dave looked at the mirror and asked with a smile on his face.

"..." Several black lines gradually appeared on Jing's forehead...

He had thought about what his name was before...but he really didn't expect it to be this kind of name...and he used some channels in the clan to check which ninja village this name came from. He, Uchiha Kagami, wanted to let people in a certain village feel a certain power... In the end, he didn't expect that it was coming from Konoha...

Moreover, this name was well received in the ninja world, and soon, Uchiha Kagami had the name Uchiha's horrible shit on his head...

Now Jing has begun to suspect that this bastard Dave spread the name.

And our instigator, Senju Dave, will definitely not admit it...

"Hahahaha" Hiruzen didn't care so much and laughed out loud after hearing what Dave said.

Danzo on the side was not as bold as Hiruzen. He turned his head and grinned with an aunty smile...

"You! Damn it!!" Jing slammed one hand on the table.

The three of them didn't stop because of this, they couldn't help laughing anymore.

"Do you three want to experience the power of my name?" Kagami couldn't bear it anymore, his eyes looked like Mangekyō Sharingan...

The three people quickly shut up... They didn't want to suffer that kind of psychological death torture...

"What is the power of your name?" At this time, a voice came from behind. Izuna walked behind Kagami, put a hand on Kagami's shoulder, and asked with a "gentle" smile.

"..." Jing swallowed...

"Let's see. Your name is indeed quite famous these days. How about this? I'll accompany you on some tasks tomorrow to make your name more famous?" Izuna asked with a smile.

"No... no need..." Jing could feel that things were not simple...

"Hey, as the elder of the clan, it is my unshirkable responsibility to take care of the younger ones. I will wait for you at the mission office at eight o'clock tomorrow morning." Izuna smiled and patted the mirror's shoulder, and followed Hashirama and others to sit down. Arrived aside.

"Jing, please say hello to the hospital now and reserve a bed. The auditions for Uchiha Women's Group's Second Generation have started in the past few days. The beds in the hospital are almost full. It's better to reserve one as soon as possible than to lie down until then. Be stronger in the corridor," Dave reminded kindly.

"Huh? Dave, does this have anything to do with the bed reservation in Mirror Hospital?" Hiruzen asked in confusion.

Dave and Danzo looked at each other and smiled but said nothing...

Kagami and Hiruzen are confused...

The next day... things turned out as expected... Jing returned to the hospital again... The director of surgery at the hospital has a big head. Uchiha Kagami has been to the hospital many times this year. She really takes the hospital as her home.

Jing lay on the hospital bed crying...

During the mission, Brother Izuna really took good care of me, a junior in the clan... Brother Izuna didn't know where he learned the Forbidden Technique, what is it called Tandem Paper Bombs... A total of 100 million detonating charms... .

And the outcome of the mirror, who was at the center of the explosion and was fighting with the enemy, can be imagined... If Susanoo hadn't opened it in the end and saved his life... he would have sacrificed his life heroically for Konoha...

Bastard, don't let me know who this bastard, bastard, stupid*, damn thing invented this Tandem Paper Bombs. I will definitely let him experience what Uchiha is.

"Okay, okay, stop crying, eat a banana." Dave wordlessly helped Jing peel a banana and brought it to him and said.

"Don't let me know who the bastard invented Tandem Paper Bombs! Otherwise, I must let him feel the pain!" Jing roared angrily and took the banana to his mouth. Why didn't he use his hand... His hand was broken...

"What did you say? What detonator?" Dave was stunned for a moment and asked doubtfully.

"Tandem Paper Bombs" Mirror muttered with an angry bite on her lips.

"That's the Forbidden Technique invented by Second Hokage. Do you want me to contact him for you?" Dave said slowly and expressionlessly.

....

"Eat a banana, eat a banana. Bananas are so delicious. Where did you buy them?" Jing quickly changed the subject.

"...I have sent the exact words of what you just said to Second Hokage for you. He said that you should recuperate in the hospital first, and he will come to see you when you are discharged." Dave pointed to the phone in the mirror , said with a smile.

"!!!" Jing looked at Dave with wide eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, my name is Lei Feng." Dave stood up and left slowly, leaving behind a back full of light.

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