Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Inside the ninja school

"It has been confirmed by Master Second Hokage's research that this..." The teacher on the stage worked hard to spread sweat and knowledge.

And offstage...

"Sakumo, tell me, what she did this time is not too much!" Kimima looked at Sakumo behind him and asked angrily.

"..." Sakumo said he didn't want to pay attention to him.

"Humph, Sakumo doesn't care about you. Just go ahead." Yulan smiled proudly and pushed Junma aside.

Because the tables and chairs in the school are now three-person tables, Junma sits in the middle, Yulan sits on the left, and Might Dai originally sat on the right, but he took a day off today with his father to experience youth.

Originally, the two of them were fine with each other and half of the table was enough. Yulan wanted to take revenge on Junma for bullying her before, so she drove Kaguya Junma aside.

Junma looked angrily at the line Yulan drew on the table. He compared Yulan's outrageous territory and his own three-acre land. No, when did I, Kaguya Junma, suffer? This kind of frustration?

"Teacher!" Kaguya stood up and shouted.

"Oh? Kaguya Junma! Do you know the answer to this question!" The teacher's eyes were filled with light. Kaguya Junma, this is the worst student in the class. Could it be that Sage of Six Paths appeared today? ! He even took the initiative to stand up and answer questions!

Could it be that Master Sage of Six Paths saw my usual hard teaching and finally couldn't help but let this child enlighten!!

"No, I want you to drive Gao Shan Yulan out! She has seriously affected my study!" Kaguya Junma shook his head and said angrily.

"Her? Influence on your study?" The teacher pointed at the well-behaved Gao Shan Yulan, and then at Kaguya Junma, who was standing with his nose pressed with disdain on his face. Who affects whom, you have no idea?

"Kaguya Kimima! Get out of here!" Veins popped out on the teacher's head, and he roared angrily. How much more could he say after wasting so much time in the assembly?

Kaguya Kimima rolled his eyes, walked slowly to the podium, lowered his head and walked to the side of the teacher...

"This is a thousand taels, teacher, help me drive her out." Kaguya took out a thousand taels of silver from his pocket, smiled, and blocked his py transaction with his body.

This is what he learned from his brother Dave. He remembers that time very clearly. Brother Dave wanted his old father Kakuzu to go and do something for him, but Kakuzu refused to go. Brother Dave immediately took out 10,000 silver taels, and Kakuzu's old father left in a hurry. Although this thousand taels is a bit much, it is worth it in exchange for his peace for the day.

".... Kaguya Junma!! Get out of here! Call your parents over this afternoon!!" The teacher couldn't bear it anymore. Did this four-year-old kid know how to bribe the teacher? Fortunately, I am a good teacher who is upright and honest! Otherwise this child will be ruined! I must correct this child's three views as soon as possible while he is still young!

"What's so bad about it? Business cannot be done without righteousness... Humph?" Junma snorted twice and walked out of the classroom.

When get out of class was over in the evening, Kimima stood outside the teacher's office with his head lowered. He thought for a while, among his four family members, it would be better to have Kakuzu's father come. It happened that Kakuzu's father came to the village today to pick up some things. , so I called him to come.

"Did you get into trouble at school?" Kakuzu came and asked Kimima, who was standing asleep outside the office.

"Well...it doesn't really matter..." Junma scratched his head in embarrassment.

"It's Junma's parents, please come in quickly." The teacher saw a figure through the window, it must be Junma's parents, and hurriedly came out to greet him.

Kakuzu led Kimima into the office and sat opposite the teacher.

"Junima's parents, Junma's outlook on life is a bit wrong. We must correct this as soon as possible!" the teacher said with a serious face.

"Isn't this kid's outlook on life correct? Isn't this kid's outlook on life quite upright?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"Hmph, this child actually wants to bribe the teacher with one thousand taels to help him achieve his goal of bullying other students. Even if your family is rich, you can't do this? And this child can bribe others at such a young age. This will be bad from now on!" The teacher was a little worried. It seems that the parent did not realize the seriousness of the child's matter.

"...Excessive! It's simply too much! Kaguya Kimima! How could you do this!?" Kakuzu was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then turned to look at Kaguya Kimima and shouted angrily.

Kaguya Kimima lowered his head...

The teacher breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the child's parents were fine...

"A thousand silver taels! A thousand silver taels! That's a thousand silver taels! Do you know how much that is! You actually spend a thousand silver taels to do such trivial things?" Kakuzu educated angrily.

"...." The teacher was confused...

"But... one thousand silver taels... is too little to be less..." Kaguya Junma said a little aggrievedly...

"How do I usually educate you? You must do things by yourself that you can do by yourself. Even if you ask others to help, you must lower the price to death! You forgot what I told you about the comminuted fractures caused by the boss who bargained for clothes. What’s the story? A thousand silver coins? Do you know how many ninja alliance tickets that are? You really disappoint me!”

.....

Kakuzu and Kaguya stood outside the office, waiting for other parents to claim...

Kimima had no choice but to call brother Dave over... Tobirama was a Hokage and didn't have time. Izuna was definitely going to nag again, so she had no choice but to call Brother Dave over...

Dave was walking on the way to the ninja school with a headache... This kid is really not easy to worry about at all... And that bastard Kakuzu... When Dave got the call from the teacher just now, the teacher was talking The tone was full of anger.

Kakuzu + Kaguya Junma, an economically devastating combination. You can imagine what happened to the teacher...

"Sakumo, it's getting dark, why don't you go back?" Dave walked to the school and asked when he saw Sakumo constantly brandishing a knife on the school playground.

"Brother Dave, I'm waiting for Kimima to go back together." Sakumo wiped the sweat from his face and said quickly when he saw Dave coming.

"Okay, you wait here, I'll pick up that little bastard, and let's go back together." Dave nodded, Sakumo was still good.

Dave walked to the office door and saw two people, one large and one small, standing next to him.

"I'll settle the score with you two when I go back." Dave snorted coldly, then pushed the door open and entered.

"Hmph" Kakuzu sneered with disdain.

"Hmph" Kaguya learned the lesson well.