Crazy Dave Of Konoha

on the street

Dave walked in front, followed by Kakuzu, Kimima, and Sakumo

"Kakuzu, your dividend is gone this month," Dave said suddenly from the front.

"?" Kakuzu was stunned for a moment, and then a vein popped out on his forehead.

"Kid! You!"

"Do you have any opinion?"

"No..."

Looking at the back of his old father leaving angrily, looking at the corn cannon standing on the ground... Kimima swallowed slowly...

"And you, go back and hand over all the money to me." Dave crossed his arms, looked at Junma, and said calmly.

Junma felt this powerful aura... didn't dare to say anything... wait... I'll wait... wait for decades... when brother Dave gets old... all the oxygen tubes in the hospital will be given to him Pulled it out...

Dave is now 9 out of 10 similar to Tobirama, with two dabs of red paint hanging from the corner of his eyes, wearing the same blue armor that Tobirama gave him for his birthday last year, with a head of white hair floating around, and a thin figure. The cold look in his eyes made people very uncomfortable, but Dave always had a smile on his face.

The only thing that can distinguish the two is that Dave still looks a bit immature now, but he will probably get better after a few years of growing up.

"Do you want to go home or help at the hand-made stall?" Dave looked at Sakumo and asked.

"Hmm... Kimima and I should go and help out at Tate's stall first. Tate sent a message saying that there are many customers today and he is almost overwhelmed," Sakumo said after thinking for a while.

"Well, okay, you go ahead. I'll go to the Internet cafe to hang out with Jing and the others. If anything happens, Penguin, me or Yuemei." Dave nodded and was about to leave.

"Teacher... um... let me ask you something... um... Uchiha's horrible shit... is it Brother Kagami you're talking about?" Sakumo tangled his hands in confusion, and then asked hurriedly.

"Pfft...hmm." Dave wanted to laugh when he heard this name now...

"...Well, Kimima and I will go to the hand-made stall first. We will be back before twelve o'clock in the evening." Sakumo nodded, picked up Kimima and left.

Dave looked at Sakumo's back in confusion, then smiled, shook his head, and walked towards the Internet cafe.

"Sakumo, why are you asking Brother Kagami's name?" Kimima asked in confusion.

"Well... I heard that the name Brother Kagami came from our village... I was thinking... if we also perform missions in the ninja world in the future... what kind of title..." Uchiha Horrible Shit ...If it were changed to Hatake Terrorist... Sakumo really couldn't even think about it... If his name was like this in the future, he would commit suicide...

"..." Junma fell into deep thought after hearing this sentence...

The two villains slowly walked towards the hand-made stall while thinking deeply...

Last week, it was time for the Ninja League season update

Some new heroes and skins were added. Jing was discharged from the hospital today. In the afternoon, he called Danzo, Dave, Hiruzen, and Qifeng to the fifth row of the Internet cafe. Strive to be the king in the new season!

There is an extra Black Zetsu in the jungle, a Monzaemon in the middle, and an extra Uchiha Kagami in the support. Three people in total

Black Zetsu epic skin [Shit Terminator], legendary skin [Millennium Dutiful Son]. Monzaemon's excellent skin [Ancestral Puppet Master], Uchiha Kagami's legendary skin [Terrorist Shit].

Dave entered the Internet cafe. SengokuF4 was four rows over there, and the Mirror Four were still waiting for him there.

"Here it comes." Dave walked over and turned on the computer.

"Why are you here just now? Come on, come on, the Ninja Alliance has actually kicked me out!!" Uchiha Kagami said excitedly.

"No way, that kid Kaguya Kimima caused trouble in school and just came back from school. Haha... This shows that your name is loud and important enough..." Dave shrugged helplessly, then sneered. .

Then, Dave, Danzo, Hiruzen, and Feng Feng looked at each other.

"Uchiha scary shit? Hahahahaha!!!" The four people laughed.

Jing was already immune, so he didn't say anything. After Dave entered the game, Jing pulled him into the team. After entering the game, Jing instantly selected Dave on the first floor.

The four of them were dumbfounded...

"Is your brain filled with your shit reading? Fuck you Uchiha Kagami!! The rankings have just started in the new season!" Dave took off his headphones and roared angrily.

"Jing, should you go to the psychiatry department of the hospital again?" Danzo asked angrily, suppressing the thought of tearing off this guy's eyes.

Akamichi took the wind and slowly put down the snack in his hand. Hiruzen had already started to form the seal to Summoning the monkey demon... Uh... The monkey demon refused to Summoning... Forget it, use Ninjutsu...

Uchiha Kagami still said nothing, and slowly turned his head to look at the four of them, with Mangekyō Sharingan in his eyes.

Dave put on his headphones silently, Danzo looked at the computer and began to choose the person he wanted to play with. Qifeng slowly picked up the snack in his hand, and Hiruzen silently interrupted the seal...

On the other side, at SengokuF4

"Hey, pick Senju Dave on the opposite floor instantly," Tobirama said with a sneer.

"Madara, can you solve it? If not, please leave me the road." Hashirama looked at Madara aside and asked.

"Heh, to beat Dave, don't you just have to have the skills? My Hashirama, the number one village icon, is not in vain." Madara said with a sneer.

Then, Madara’s hand issued a village sign Hashirama

"Huh? How dare you post the Konoha Village logo Hashirama?" At this time, a message came from a passerby on the fifth floor.

"Heh, so your Hashirama is very powerful?" Madara wanted to laugh a little, then asked.

"Heh, Hashirama is just average, that is, he is the first in the small mountain village and the 132nd in the Fire Country. My Uchiha Madara is the 20th in the Fire Country. Do you want to know more about it?" a passerby on the fifth floor asked. First-hand national standard.

Madara was stunned, national standard? Then he took out his computer and called Dave. He didn't know Dave was here.

"National standard? Oh, you're talking about this. Didn't Kakuzu build signal base stations and sell computers all over the Fire Country for a month? It means that the current game is played by people throughout the Fire Country, so there will be more There is a ranking of the Fire Nation, this is what is shown in the updated information, Uncle Madara, didn’t you see it?” Dave explained there.

"No" said Madara and hung up the phone.

He opened the ranking list in the background and checked his Hashirama. Konoha Village ranked first, and Fire Nation ranked 150th. The first place in the Fire Country is more than a thousand points ahead of him.

This game...is really becoming more and more appealing to me...

Number one in the Fire Nation? interesting...

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