Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Soon, all the old people got on the bus. When they entered, it was as if they had never seen the world before. They sat in their seats and looked left and right, touching the glass here and the chairs there. They felt very novel.

Elder Uchiha reacted very quickly after entering the bus and sat directly at the back.

There was also a man in the auntie group who was a disabled old man. He was extremely sad when he saw this scene. I looked at my disabled legs and realized that... I was young and acted recklessly, but when I was old I came to see my daughter and shed tears...

When everyone was seated, the disabled old man looked back... and felt even more heartbroken when he saw Uchiha Changjiang chatting passionately with the aunts around him at the end...

The disabled old man looked around again... almost cried...

The tour guide was sitting on the left, holding a pile of money in his hand that he had already counted a dozen times. The banknotes were almost wet with his saliva. Those eyes are still shining... It's really scary... And sitting on the right is a black thing who usually collects excrement in the village... The rhinitis he has suffered for more than ten years is clearly visible at this moment. There's a certain smell...

Look at the Yangtze River in the back row, look at the warblers and swallows around him, look at myself, look at the old man and the shit-picking thing next to me. The disabled old man has never felt so speechless in his life...

"Okay, everyone, fasten your seat belts, the old driver is about to start the car!" The old driver Dave is about to start the car.

on the road

Everyone looked out through the glass in surprise. Although this speed was not as fast as a ninja's running, it was good for relaxing and feeling comfortable.

And such a large mobile beast running in the woods of the Country of Fire naturally attracts the attention of interested people.

"Brother, what do you think that is?" A certain bandit and his elder brother were patrolling this mountain. Suddenly they felt the vibration of the ground. They looked at the road over there and asked in shock.

"..." This eldest brother has lived for half his life.. When has he ever seen this kind of thing... He was confused when he saw this thing..

"Brother, there is someone inside! It's a young man! Brother!! There are a bunch of old men and women inside!!" The younger brother suddenly saw Dave and everyone driving the car through the window. He shouted excitedly. If they were all young people, he might not have any idea yet, but these are all old men and women.

The Land of Fire is not easy to interact with, and it is still in the territory of the God of Ninja World. They have not opened for several months. This is an opportunity

"You go back and inform the boss, I will intercept them. Hurry!" The elder brother's eyes were fierce, with bloodthirsty and excitement in his eyes.

"Okay!" The younger brother ran as fast as he could in his life.

Dave was playing a little tune, holding the steering wheel, and looking at the scenery leisurely. The speed of the car is not fast, it can be said to be slow. After all, there are old people in the car, and it will be bad for them if the speed is too fast and bumps.

At this time, a figure suddenly appeared on the road, scaring Dave to use the handbrake and footbrake.

This incident frightened the old man in the car, and he quickly asked what was going on.

Dave looked at the middle-aged man who suddenly arrived in front of him with a fierce look on his face. I'm afraid the person who came here is not good.

The middle-aged man had never seen anything like a bus before. He walked slowly to the bus and knocked on the glass.

Dave gave Kakuzu a questioning look, and Kakuzu smiled disdainfully and shook his head. Dave smiled, that's okay, let's see what this guy wants to do.

Dave opened the bus door and took something out of his bag. The eldest brother was startled at first, and he drew out his knife and looked at Dave warily.

Dave pointed to the car door, and the elder brother finally realized that the passage into this thing had opened.

Oh, this young man is pretty good. Okay, I'll kill you less later.

The eldest brother calmly pulled up his sleeves, because most of the knives were made by the bandits themselves, and there was no scabbard to store them. The eldest brother always kept the knives on the belt of his tunic. In order to intimidate these old men and ladies, the eldest brother did a trick and hung it directly on his belt without even looking at it.

"Pfft..." a voice appeared on the field

The expression on the eldest brother's face froze, and he slowly lowered his head... He used too much force... directly through the belt... and inserted it into his thigh...

"...Hahahahaha" Dave was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter... This guy was just here to be funny, he hurt himself before he even did anything.

"Hmph," the elder brother snorted coldly, raised his neck, and pulled out the knife. He didn't care even though he was bleeding. He angrily cut off the cloth strips on his body with a knife and simply wrapped it up.

All I can say is that he is worthy of being a desperado.

The eldest brother limped slowly and walked into the car.

"Boy, where are you from?" The eldest brother pointed the knife at Dave and asked in a low voice.

"Konoha Village Uchiha Clan of Fire Country Uchiha Horror Shit——Uchiha Kagami" Dave opened his eyes and told lies.

"Oh, don't think I'm easy to deceive just because I'm a bandit. You said you are from the Uchiha clan. Where is your Sharingan?" The elder brother sneered and asked slowly.

"Wait a minute" Dave smiled. Then Dave turned around.

The eldest brother cautiously held a knife to Dave's neck.

Dave brought up what he had just taken out of his bag, and sent a message to Black Zetsu over there.

Black Zetsu has a black line on his head...this kid...

Waibibabu: I’ll add more money

Only mother is good in the world: Okay, brother

Dave turned his head and slowly opened his eyes. A pair of excrement-shaped Mangekyō Sharingan appeared in Dave's eyes.

"You!" The elder brother was startled. He thought he was just an ordinary young man, but who knew it was actually the famous Uchi-terrifying turd Uchiha Kagami! Why did this guy come back here?

I heard that all the people who faced him committed suicide because they couldn't stand his disgusting abilities. It's so scary!

Because they lack information here in the mountains, they probably know that Uchiha Kagami has the power to manipulate feces, and Sharingan is also in the shape of feces. However, the shape of Mirror's Mangekyō is not like this. His shape is similar to that of the original Shisui, but there are two more Tomoe on both sides.

The news that Sharingan is in the shape of feces is unknown who spread the news.

At this moment, Dave, the caring man, had a sneer on his face.

"Brother, I'm bringing everyone here!" Just when the eldest brother was panicking, a shout came from the other side, and the eldest brother instantly felt confident.

"Oh, Uchiha Kagami, it's hard for a tiger to fight against a pack of wolves. No matter how powerful you are, you can't beat hundreds of us, right?" the eldest brother said proudly.

"Interesting, are you all here?"