Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Jijibo and the others were listening to Dave bragging about how much allowance he had per month, how little work he had to do, and how wonderful Konoha was. Jijibo's blood was boiling when he heard this, and he wished he could bring this brother with him now. Let's go to Konoha.

Dave quickly stopped them and went to wash up first. With the way you looked, you were probably beaten before you even reached the village gate.

Jijibo and the others didn't say anything, they just went back to wash up before going.

A total of ten people died this time, all of them suicides, but Jijibo and the other bandits didn't say anything. Those who come to fight bandits are so frightened that they don't even have strong psychological endurance. What else can they do? Bandits.

Isn't it just Xiang who was sprayed all over him? Hehe, Jijibo accidentally licked him during the battle just now without saying anything. It turns out that Xiang tastes like this, a bit astringent. c. What was I thinking? Jijibo lay on the ground and vomited wildly on the road.

Dave took everyone and set off again.

"Boy, where did your Sharingan come from?" Dave was driving in the driver's seat, and Kakuzu stood aside and asked in confusion.

"Colored contact lenses, maybe? 1,000 silver taels each. The quality and sales in the village are also good. The young people in the village wear these in their daily attire. No, I also have white eyes in this bag. Do you want to try them?" Dave said idle He reached out a hand and took off the contact lenses from his eyeballs.

Kakuzu shuddered... This kind of thing is still sold in the village? Why doesn't he, the financial manager, know? Kakuzu shook his head and returned to his seat.

Anyway, he can't stand this kind of thing... If he puts this into his eyeballs, aren't he afraid that he will go blind?

"Black Zetsu, you came out with a bucket of... that kind of thing?" Kakuzu looked at Black Zetsu aside, thinking of the bucket of Xiang he just took out, and asked uncomfortably.

"I don't have Chakra now. I usually bring some to protect myself when I go out." Black Zetsu said calmly.

Kakuzu could feel a hint of sadness from Black Zetsu's words...

How much pain did this child have to suffer... to be able to think of carrying something like that with him...

The face of Uchiha Changjiang on the side was full of resentment at this moment. Kakuzu glanced at it inadvertently, and he discovered that the magatama on Uchiha Changjiang's Sharingan was spinning. Kakuzu shuddered and hurriedly stayed away from him.

As for why the Uchiha Yangtze River sits here...

Everyone in the car saw the heroic figure of the disabled old man just now. The disabled old man was just pushed into the car by Kakuzu. A group of aunts who had been chatting with Uchiha Changjiang immediately picked up the disabled old man. , saying one by one that you are so awesome ~ you were a ninja when you were young ~ and so on, and squeezed Uchiha Yangjiang out.

Uchiha Changjiang was so angry. When he was squeezed out just now, the silly smile on the disabled old man's face and the disdainful look he inadvertently gave him made Uchiha Changjiang feel hugely insulted after a lifetime of fighting.

His son was not so angry when he was beaten.

Kakuzu took out his cell phone and sent a message to Orochoku.

Money is life: Are you there?

Money Tree (Science First): In.

Money is life: Can this bus shrink him and sell him in the village?

Money Tree (Science First): Yes, but there are no materials. You need to go to the black market or traders from other countries to bring in a lot of metal. Just this one bus has almost used up all the metal for half a year.

Money is life: you issue a mission, hire some ninjas to buy on the black market, go to the black market stronghold of Tian Country. Find the person in charge. Tell him that the black-faced buckler wants to buy it, and he will give you a discount. Those businessmen couldn't believe it. Each and every one of them acted as if they had never seen money before. The items they sold were extremely expensive, and they didn’t even bother to give them a discount. The black market is better.

Money Tree (Science First): ....Okay.

Kakuzu happily put down his phone. Full of hope for the future.

Along the way, Dave no longer encountered any danger, and arrived at their destination this time, the Country of Tang.

There are not many countries in the ninja world that are open to the outside world now, and the country of Yu is one. They rely on outsiders to soak in hot springs here and consume to maintain the country's income.

"Everyone, line up. Who is that? Put on your little red riding hood. I won't find you when the time comes." Kakuzu got out of the car and pointed at everyone.

Dave parked the car at the gate of Yuno Country, a place specially used to park the carriages of merchants and guests.

"That...that...distinguished foreign guest...this...is this...your carriage?" The uncle who specially guarded the carriage parking area looked at the behemoth in front of him...for the rest of his life. He said he had never seen anything like this before.

"Of course, you guys are protecting the safety of the carriage, right?" Dave nodded. What they parked was a carriage, and what I parked was a car. They were both cars. Why can't we park here? Right.

"Yes...but...you..." The man swallowed. Although they have special people to guard them, he really may not be able to watch such a big carriage. ah...

"That's no problem. I'm Uchiha. This is my carriage. If I come over later and find that my carriage is missing, I'll ask you Yuno Kuni." Dave turned his head and put on the contact lenses. , then turned around and opened Sharingan and said in a sinister tone.

"..." People were dumbfounded...

Dave didn't care about that much. He, Kakuzu and Black Zetsu took a group of people to a larger hot spring hotel and went to the hot spring.

The man came back to his senses and saw that everyone was gone. He hurriedly called for a person to watch here first. He wanted to report his name quickly. Uchiha, the horrible shit is here.

Dave registered everything and let everyone go to the hot springs.

When registering things, the owner of the hot spring hotel pointed at Black Zetsu and asked if the thing was male or female, so that he could arrange which hot spring bath to go to. Black Zetsu is definitely neither male nor female... Dave answered truthfully...

Then the boss will be embarrassed... things that are neither male nor female... how to arrange this... go to the women's soup? Stop making trouble, he doesn't want to open the hot spring? Go to men's soup? What if the customers of Men’s Soup have any objections?

Just like that, the boss fell into thinking.

After the boss brainstormed for three minutes, he made a decision.

He immediately took Black Zetsu to the back, picked up a shovel, dug a hole about two square meters, and poured some water into it.

A sign was hung next to the pit.

【Pet-only soup pool】

Black Zetsu was so angry that he almost killed the boss on the spot.