Crazy Dave Of Konoha

With no other choice, Dave took his father-in-law, Black Zetsu, and the disabled old man, Kakuzu, to the men's bath.

Black Zetsu actually wants to say that he can go to the women's bath. He has lived for a thousand years, what has he not seen before? When the aunties heard this, they beat up Black Zetsu. Well, Black Zetsu had no objections.

In the changing room

Uchiha Changjiang and the disabled old man's wardrobe were in the same closet, and the two of them were next to each other.

The scene fell into silence, with only the sound of people taking off and changing clothes. Although the old man's legs are disabled, it does not hinder the use of his hands. He can still change clothes and other things.

Uchiha Changjiang was changing clothes, and he inadvertently looked back as if he saw something...

"Little earthworm?"

.....

"Uchiha Yangjiang!! I'm going to kill you!!!" The disabled old man quickly changed his clothes and roared with a rosy face.

He has lived for more than sixty years and has never been so insulted. This insult was even more powerful than when the enemy broke his own legs.

"Maruboshi Ohta, this is the truth, why don't you let me tell you?" Uchiha Changjiang's face was full of smiles at this moment. He had endured this old man all the way and finally had a chance to take revenge.

Although he is an old man himself...

“Uchiha Yangtze!!”

"Maruhoshi Ohta!!"

Over there, Dave, who was changing clothes, seemed to hear a very familiar dialogue... and shivered hard...

He mustered up the courage and stretched his head towards the place where the sound came from... and saw the scene of the two old men fighting... especially since his father-in-law was not wearing any clothes and was riding directly on the disabled old man's wheelchair... .

"Dave, what's going on over there? What's the sound?" Kakuzu asked in confusion.

"....Nothing...a piece of soap fell over there..." Dave turned back expressionlessly.

He saw nothing... saw nothing... saw nothing... two old men... That damn picture, get out of my mind.

From this moment on... Uchiha Nagae and Maruboshi Ota became good friends... Kakuzu originally recommended Ota, but Uchiha Nagae did it for him, but Ota was a little unhappy... For example, Uchiha Nagae often suffers from blurred vision. , who didn't pay attention to the stones under his feet, causing Da Tian who was sitting in a wheelchair to fall down one by one and eat the mud.

Maruboshi Ohta was so angry. He used so many ninjutsu along the way... The aunts were also resentful... Originally, one of the two of them could care about them... Now neither of them cares about them...

Soaking in hot springs in the Country of Yu, picking tea leaves in the Country of Tea, watching birds in the Country of Birds, etc. After completing the itinerary, everyone finally returned to Konoha after half a month.

When they returned to the village, Uchiha Changjiang was intact and Maruboshi Ota had a bandage on his face.

Da Tian's son panicked on the spot when he saw this situation and asked Da Tian what happened. Da Tian even said with a proud face that he accidentally fell down on the road. After his son found out, he went to Kakuzu and complained, what kind of travel agency are you talking about? Don’t you say that the elderly will be taken good care of?

Kakuzu was also speechless... He couldn't say it was the two old men who got angry...

The son doesn't allow his old father to go out for travel or anything, but Ota is stubborn and has to go. And every time the trip involves the Uchiha Yangtze River, he has to go, and he has to find the place.

Kakuzu left it alone and gave the travel social to Black Zetsu.

After hearing that Dave was back, old father Tobirama was the first to find him.

"Dave, what kind of cars you are producing have made the village a mess these days." Tobirama was the first to find Dave. It was not a word of missing, but a complaint.

In the past few days, since the car developed by Orochoku came out, the village has been in a state of chaos.

Especially the two bastards, who didn't even learn to drive a car. They crashed into mountains in the mountains behind Konoha every day, and they didn't know how many cars and mountains were scrapped.

Once, Uchiha Madara broke down the eighth car, and with the ridicule of Hashirama on the side, Uchiha Madara was so angry that he drove the Gundam directly, flattening a mountain.

"Uh...don't they teach you how to drive the car when they sell it?" Dave swallowed and asked. .

"How to teach me! None of your car sellers know how to drive. I asked Orochimaru and you are the only one who knows how to drive." Tobirama said with resentment...

"Let's do this...you do this..." Dave thought for a while and handed a set of things to Tobirama.

Tobirama's eyes lit up when he heard this.

The next day, a screen was placed at the entrance of the Aishen 4S store, which stated that if you want to buy a car and drive it

First, you must be 16 years of age.

Second, you must have a driver's license. If you don't have a driver's license, you can go to the Aishen Driving School in the back mountains of Konoha to learn driving skills. You can only drive after you get a driver's license.

If someone violates the rules and is caught by the Uchiha clan police, he will be sentenced to six months to start.

On this day, Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama came to the driving school at gunpoint by their younger brothers.

In driving school, in class

"Welcome to Aishen Driving School. I am your instructor, Kakuzu." Kakuzu walked in wearing a suit with a serious face.

When he saw the two big guys sitting in the first row, his feet were so weak that he could hardly stand.

Uchiha Madara looked disdainful, thinking that he didn't need such a thing as a driver's license. He had almost mastered the essence of such a thing.

I, Uchiha Madara, don't need to.

If it weren't for his brother's growing disapproval of him these days, he wouldn't be here.

Hashirama was different. He put his hands on the desk and sat upright, looking like he was asking for advice humbly.

Kakuzu is under a lot of pressure... He just received the news from Tobirama. These two bums don't have driver's licenses, so don't let me release these two bums to harm Konoha.

"Ahem, I am your coach during the driving school, Kakuzu. Just call me Coach Kakuzu. Let me introduce to you the entire process of taking the driver's license test. The entire driver's license test is divided into four subjects. Subject 1 is basic knowledge, subject 2 It is a test of five compulsory practical contents and some other things. Subject three is a test of sixteen items including starting, and subject four is a test of common sense of safe and civilized driving." Kakuzu introduced slowly.

"Ha, I already knew it. Okay, give me the test now," Uchiha Madara said with a dismissive sneer.

Kakuzu didn't say anything... He also knew that Uchiha Madara was a thorn in the side...

"Now, let's move on to the first item," Kakuzu said.

Hashirama immediately took out his notebook and prepared to write down all what Coach Kakuzu said.

"Go to the Finance Department to pay, 30,000 taels."

Hashirama immediately remembered it.

Wait... go to the finance department to pay... Damn, why should I remember this?