Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Tell me what's going on." Veins popped up on Tobirama's head, and he suppressed his anger and looked at the group of people in front of him.

"...Hmph humchi" Everyone was holding a little pig in their arms, their hair or clothes were messy. I do not know what to say...

"What a mess of people!" Tobirama roared.

Jijibo wanted to say something...but when he saw Tobirama's murderous eyes...well...let's forget it...

He originally planned to raise these pigs in pens... Who knew these piglets were so energetic? First, he didn't pay close attention to one of them and let the other one run away. Later, he had someone chase him. Okay..all the pigs are gone...

"I don't care what you do, but it must not affect the village, understand?" Tobirama allowed himself to calm down for a while, and then said coldly.

"Now, go and apologize to all the villagers who were affected in the village today and pay the compensation they deserve," Tobirama continued.

Everyone nodded quickly and left.

"Headache..." Tobirama sat back in his chair. He finally understood why his elder brother was so reluctant to sit here...

"How are big brother and bastard Madara?" Tobirama wanted to hear good news and asked Izuna who was standing aside.

"Well... Brother, I passed the subject... Now I'm stuck in reversing the car into the warehouse... Hashirama... I'm still doing it at home..." Izuna shook his head helplessly and said.

"Hey... that's good news. At least they didn't come to the village to cause trouble." Tobirama breathed a sigh of relief. At least they didn't make trouble in the village.

"By the way, there is one more thing. The Kingdom of Tea, the Kingdom of Birds, and the Kingdom of Tang sent news that the Uchiha terror excrement of the Uchiha clan in Konoha Village has caused huge mental panic to their country, demanding compensation. Now all All countries open to the outside world are on alert, and all countries have now released a message to the ninja world and Konoha." Izuna took out a document and said slowly.

"What news?" Tobirama asked.

“Dogs and Uchiha Kagami are not allowed”

"...."

This is so fucking embarrassing that it was sent abroad and everyone knew about it... How could such a weird thing appear in the village? Okay, now everyone in the ninja world knows that there is a terrifying shit in Konoha.

The power of this name is even greater than that of his big brother and bastard Madara...He Tobirama doesn't want Konoha to be famous for this weird thing.

"?The boy has been out these two days?" Tobirama asked, his teeth itching in anger.

"Well, he, Danzo, and Hiruzen have been on missions outside the village for the past two days, and they haven't come back yet." Izuna nodded.

"....Send a message to those three countries and get out of here. If that doesn't work, let the horrible shit go again. Also, when will that kid come back?" Tobirama asked with a cold face.

"They just took on an A-level mission. They have been out for three days and will be back this afternoon." Izuna thought for a while and said.

"Remind me in the afternoon that we go to the village gate to give a 'warm' welcome to the hero of our village." Tobirama said lightly, and continued to pick up the documents on the table and start reviewing them.

"...Be gentle...The child has just been discharged from the hospital a few days ago..." Izuna said speechlessly.

"Ha, I, Senju Tobirama, am the most measured." Tobirama sneered.

"..."

In the afternoon, at the entrance of the village

Tobirama and Izuna stood at the door.

"Master Hokage, why are you here?" The ninja on duty at the door asked excitedly when he saw Master Hokage coming.

"It's okay, I'm just picking up someone. By the way, close the door first. Izuna and I will wait outside the door. No matter what sound is heard outside later, don't open the door. Understand?" Tobirama said calmly.

"Understood!" The ninja nodded excitedly and closed the door to Konoha. Izuna and Tobirama were left standing outside the village entrance.

Soon, three figures slowly appeared on the distant horizon. Tobirama narrowed his eyes...Izuna on the side shook his head helplessly, picked up the phone and dialed 120

"Hospital, um, send someone to pick up the injured," Izuna said slowly.

"Okay, tell me the address and we'll send someone there right away" asked the front desk staff at the hospital over there.

"The entrance of Konoha Village" Izuna said and hung up the phone.

the other side

"Danzo, why is the gate of the village closed?" Hiruzen looked at the closed gate and looked at Danzo beside him in confusion and asked.

"I don't know, huh? There are two people at the door. It's Master Hokage and Assistant Hokage." Danzo shook his head, squinted his eyes, and saw two figures standing at the door.

"Why are they standing at the door?" Hiruzen felt something was wrong. The door was closed. Hokage was standing at the door. Something was wrong...

Danzo said nothing, winked at Hiruzen, and glanced at Uchiha Kagami who was following him.

This means that this situation is definitely not for the two of them. The only one among the three of them who is likely to encounter such a thing is, well, only Jing.

Hiruzen understood instantly, and the two slowly slowed down...

"Huh? Master Hokage, Master Izuna, are you here?" Jing didn't know anything about this, and gradually approached. Jing looked at the two people standing at the door and asked with confusion.

"Mirror, are you tired from these two days of missions?" Tobirama asked with a smile.

Danzo and Hiruzen behind the mirror only felt a gust of cool breeze blowing against their faces. They looked at each other... Well... it seems that this matter really has nothing to do with them... The two slowly took a few steps back. .

"Hehe, it's okay. It's just that my eyesight is a little bad now. Just go back and rest more." Jing said with a smile on his face without feeling the strong cold air as if it were real.

Hehehe, it seems that I am really getting stronger and stronger. Even Lord Hokage wants to greet me personally. Hehehe, the future is promising! A happy life is not far away! !

"Really? Want to take a rest?" Tobirama asked with a smile.

"Yeah," Jing smiled and nodded.

"Go to the hospital and rest!"

"ah!!"

After a while...

"Open the door! Open the door quickly! If you don't open the door, Konoha will lose a powerful ninja!" Uchiha Kagami, covered in blood, lay on the ground and kept patting the door of Konoha and wailing.

At the door, two nurses were already waiting with a stretcher.

"Why don't you open the door yet? I seem to hear someone howling behind the door?" A doctor asked, looking at the ninja on duty.

"No, this door cannot be opened without Hokage's order." I, Konoha Chūnin, always put Hokage's order first in my heart. Even if someone dies outside, this door cannot be opened without Hokage-sama's order. !

"Ah!!!" Hearing the howling coming from outside again, Chūnin shivered hard...

No, absolutely can’t open it!

I! Dutifully!