Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Dave looked at Jing, who was lying half-dead on the hospital bed in front of him, with an embarrassed smile on his face. He also heard about the cause of this incident... Ahem, there is no other way. When you go out, you must have a vest to protect you. Myself?

"I haven't been to the Country of Tea, the Country of Soup, and the Country of Birds during my missions these past few days!! What kind of bastard is using my name to cheat and cheat!" Mirror, covered with bandages all over his body, let out an angry expression. roar.

His reputation was ruined for no reason, and he was beaten for no reason? Who did I mess with in my fucking day? I just want to go outside the hospital to see the beautiful world outside and absorb the beautiful air. Why is this so difficult? The unpleasant smell of medical alcohol in this hospital almost makes me numb.

"Bed 438, Uchiha Kagami, why are you again? How many times has it been this month? It's time to get an intravenous drip." Just as Jing continued to roar, a young female nurse walked in, looking similar to Jing, wearing a Husband, they are about the same age. Holding a bottle of intravenous drip in his hand, he walked in and shouted a little speechlessly.

"Yes, yes," Jing nodded quickly.

Dave stood up from his chair and leaned against the window at the back of the room with Danzo Hiruzen.

"Hiruzen, what are you looking at? Are you looking so fascinated?" Dave glanced casually and found Sarutobi Hiruzen standing next to him with his eyes fixed on the front.

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't pay attention to Dave, but kept his eyes on the figure in front.

It wasn't until the female nurse put an intravenous drip on the mirror and left that Sarutobi Hiruzen reluctantly looked away.

"Yo yo yo, Hiruzen" Dave joked with a smile.

"Ahem, I just wanted to see if the nurse had put a good intravenous drip into the mirror. Don't you know? Yesterday, when a trainee nurse came to give a dark-looking patient an intravenous drip, she not only took the wrong syringe, but also used her strength. The thief was so big, the needle was so long that it went right through the man's arm. Hey~ I'm scared just thinking about it." Hiruzen smiled awkwardly and quickly changed the subject.

Black Zetsu...are you okay now...Dave swallowed and silently prayed for Black Zetsu...

First he was bathed in excrement, then a fatal blow, and finally the pain pierced his body...this...did Black Zetsu go out to the ninja world and become a bastard in the past two days? Otherwise, it would be unreasonable. He has been working hard for several years to remove his feces, so how could this bad luck still happen to him?

"Speaking of which, Hiruzen, that nurse seems to be from your Sarutobi clan?" At this time, Kaoru, who was lying on the bed over there, thought of something and asked.

"What??!! Mirror! I love you, bah, you're great! Do you know what her name is?" Hearing this, Hiruzen was instantly excited, and quickly ran to Mirror's hospital bed, hugging Mirror one of his arms asked excitedly.

"It seems to be called Sarutobi Biwako. Basically every time I come to the hospital, she gives me an intravenous drip," Jing said with a speechless shrug while lying on the hospital bed.

"Sarutobi Biwa Lake, Sarutobi Biwa Lake, hey hey hey" Hiruzen slowly murmured the name with a lewd smile on his face...

Dave, Mirror, and Danzo shuddered when they saw this guy's smile...

"Don't smile like some thousand-year-old cunt, it's scary." Dave couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked up and gave him a shudder.

Hiruzen quickly came to his senses, looked around, walked to the window, closed the windows and curtains, and quickly locked the door to the room.

"You must help me!" Hiruzen said excitedly.

"What can I help you with?" Danzo asked confused.

"Just... just help me chase that female nurse... Sarutobi Biwako..." Hiruzen, the lsp, actually blushed, and Dave was simply amazed when he saw it... Will they become a couple after all?

"Come on, you're still chasing after me." He couldn't stand the mirror lying on the hospital bed and gave Hiruzen a roll of his eyes.

"Hey, Uchiha Kagami, what do you mean? I am so handsome, powerful, and the current leader of the Sarutobi clan, am I not worthy of him?" Hiruzen asked unhappily.

After the death of Sarutobi Sasuke, Hiruzen's mother has been in charge of the family's affairs in the past few years. Hiruzen will also assist his mother from time to time. Now that her mother has grown older and is no longer capable, she handed it over to Hiruzen a few months ago.

Mirror, Danzo, and Dave looked at each other

"Well, I don't deserve it."

"C, are you three brothers?"

These three people are really unloyal.

"Ahem, Hiruzen, let me ask you some questions," Dave smiled and said.

"ask"

"You said you are handsome, but you have me, Danzo, are you handsome?" Dave asked slowly, stroking his structured face.

When Danzo over there heard this, he immediately turned his head half-way, leaning his back against the window, leaving Hiruzen to look at his very stern profile. When Jingyi, who was lying on the hospital bed next to him, heard Dave's words, he immediately sat up, took off the bandage on his face, and gently stroked his hair.

Hiruzen looked at the extremely coquettish looks of the three of them, then took out his phone and looked at himself on the phone. Well... the word obscene sums up Hiruzen's appearance perfectly.

"Asshole, aren't you three just a little bit more handsome than me?!" Hiruzen shouted in displeasure.

Damn it, let the three of them pretend. It's all my fault that my father is so ugly. I inherited it from him.

Sarutobi Sasuke:?

"Well...it's true that he is a million times more handsome than you..."

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this. You said you are strong, well... except you can tie with Danzo among the three of us, who can beat me or Jing?" Dave laughed and asked.

Sarutobi Hiruzen stood up and was about to refute him a word or two when he suddenly thought...it seemed...what Dave said was true...Mirror...that disgusting genjutsu...can't beat him... Dave... hiss... Hiruzen seemed to think of some bad memory and shuddered hard. This guy can't even beat him...

Danzo is better...well... Danzo is better...

Danzo felt offended when he heard Dave's words...

"Well, let's talk about your identity as the leader of the Sarutobi clan. Well, Danzo is also the young clan leader of the Shimura clan. When Danzo's father abdicates, he will also be the head of the clan. And Mirror, can you tell me if his Mangekyō Sharingan can be there? I will be the leader of the clan in the future. I, um, do I need to say more? If I want, I will be the leader of the Senju clan now.” Dave said with a smile.

It's ridiculous, Laozi Konoha Village's richest man, Second Hokage's son, First Hokage's nephew, which identity can you use without beating you?

Hiruzen remained silent, walked to the corner of the room, squatted in the corner and shut himself up...

Woo hoo hoo... you are bullying people...