Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the blink of an eye, three months have passed. Today is Dave’s birthday. He is six years old.

Inside Senju Station

"Wow!! Uncle Madara! Is the gift so expensive?" Senju Dave looked at the Uchiha fan in his hand and asked Madara in front of him with bright eyes.

This is not an imitation, but an authentic Uchiha fan, which Madara has always owned.

"Kid, use it well. This can be regarded as the dowry of the Uchiha clan for that little girl Tsukimi."

When Madara gave the Uchiha fan to Dave, she naturally encountered a lot of resistance from the clan. After all, it is a symbol of the Uchiha clan and has a history of hundreds of years. Madara also united with the second elder to convince several other old people.

Nonsense, only Madara can use this thing in the clan. After the village is established, Madara has no use holding this thing. She might as well give it to her prospective son-in-law.

After saying that, Madara glanced at Hashirama and Tobirama on the side, especially Hashirama, an ugly man. Since Uchiha Madara often refers to Hashirama as an ugly man, this guy wears the mask given by Mito on his face every day.

"Ah!!! Patriarch...what...what dowry..." The little girl Uchiha Tsukimi blushed completely with embarrassment.

"Hmph, Dave, this is the Thunder God's Sword. This was the weapon your father used to kill people back then." Tobirama felt uncomfortable when he saw the way his son looked at Madara. He took out the Thunder God's Sword from his arms and gave it to his son. .

"What a damn dog! Lord Tobirama's Thunder God's Sword!!" Danzo exclaimed, his eyes filled with little stars.

Hiruzen nodded repeatedly on the side, and even when Uchiha Madara slapped Dave with a round fan just now, the two guys didn't react at all.

As he spoke, he raised an eyebrow at Madara over there. Madara's brother Izuna died in the hands of this sword. And Tobirama also specially emphasized the word murderer.

The atmosphere on the court instantly cooled down, and Madara's eyes bloomed with scarlet Sharingan. The most painful moment in his life was when he saw his brother die in front of him. This incident has been branded on Madara like a scar. in mind. And Tobirama, the murderer, opened the scar in Madara's heart here today.

Hashirama sighed in his heart. Izuna's matter has been a pain in Madara's heart for so many years. Normally, even he himself would not dare to mention this matter in front of Madara.

The three children, Danzo, Tsukimi, and Hiruzen, swallowed... Something happened to their kidneys... Why did the field suddenly become cold...

"Hey, Uncle Madara, I told you I have a surprise for you. Now, this is what I give to you." Just when the field was cooling down to the extreme, Dave took out a colorful iron lump from his arms and handed it to Madara.

"What kind of kid is this?" Madara glanced at Tobirama, then closed Sharingan, took the iron lump sent by Dave and asked

Especially when Madara saw the pattern on the back of the phone, Madara's heart skipped a beat, because the pattern behind the iron bump was exactly the same as her own fan in her left hand, sickle in her right hand, disheveled hair, and Susanoo on her feet. It was very Haki.

"Uncle Madara, this is called a phone. Open this cover..." Dave then introduced Madara to this elderly phone in detail.

"You mean, I can contact you anytime, anywhere within the confines of Konoha without using Chakra, just by relying on this knot?" Madara looked at Dave suspiciously and asked.

"Well, Uncle Madara, please dial the number 666." Dave nodded, and then asked Madara to operate.

Soon, the senior phone in Dave's hand rang. It was a very ordinary ringtone without any rhythm. There is even something like noise.

"Uncle Madara, can you hear me?" Dave answered the call, put the phone to his ear and said

"...This..." Madara was stunned for a moment, and then Dave hung up the phone.

"Hey, how about it, Uncle Madara, if you want me in the future, you can call me anytime and anywhere! Of course, if you don't have any phone bills, you still have to pay," Dave said with a smile.

"Uncle Dave, don't you have one?" Hashirama looked at Dave with resentment and asked.

He even has his lifelong enemy Madara. As Dave's uncle, how can he not be without her?

"Hey, everyone has it. Don't worry, you all have it, but it's just not as good-looking as Uncle Madara's." Dave took out a bunch of senior phones from his arms and gave them to everyone. Even Danzo and Hiruzen had it, which moved them deeply. Dave is a good comrade and good friend. Yue Mei, her little daughter-in-law must also have one. The pattern on the back of the mobile phone in her hand is a pink bunny, which makes Yue Mei very grateful.

But none of them are as fancy as the ones in Madara's hands. They are decorated monotonously in brown, black, red, etc.

Dave gave everyone another phone card, and according to Dave's knowledge, they inserted it into a card slot in the battery on the back of the elderly phone in their hands.

"Now, from now on, within Konoha, everyone can call each other using their mobile phones," Dave said with a smile.

"Is this what you've been working on for the past few months?" Tobirama looked at Dave in confusion and asked. In the past few months, Dave always came back very late after school. Of course, he was also followed by Shadow Clone, but when he saw that he was with a civilian young man, he didn't say anything.

As long as they are not from the evil clan of Uchiha!

"Hmm! I will start selling this thing in Konoha Village in two days. The price is one thousand taels. The phone card is 50 taels. You only need to pay 20 taels per month to get 200 minutes of calls." Dave said with a smile.

Tobirama and Hashirama nodded at the same time. Dave, this kid, is making contributions to Konoha. Such a cross-generational thing can allow two people to communicate with each other in Konoha Village, which is hundreds of miles in diameter, without Chakra. And Tobirama is also a regular People who do experiments know that the materials used for the iron bumps in their hands are not simple, and many metals are not cheap.

The production cost of a mobile phone cannot be less than 1,000 taels, but Dave set the price at 1,000 taels, a price that even ordinary people can afford. From now on, he will only have to pay a phone bill of 20 taels per month at most.

Madara didn't think about that. It turned out that she gave Dave hundreds of thousands of silver taels every month to do this, and she also gave herself such a special one. Madara couldn't explain it.

Dave thought that he was almost making money to death. Just such a lump of iron in his hand said that a lot of precious metals were used, but it also depends on the proportion! For example, a piece of metal that is specially used to conduct electricity and has a very strong ability to receive signals. A piece less than the size of a palm is already expensive at 30,000 silver taels, but with just such a piece, he can build 500 elderly machines by himself.