Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Okay, okay, can't we help you?" Dave looked at the autistic Hiruzen squatting on the ground over there, and quickly pulled him up.

a moment later

"How about a hero saving a beauty?" Hiruzen asked, pointing to the plan he had written.

"Not very good" Dave shook his head

"Old-fashioned" Jing shook his head

"I'm not stupid." Danzo shook his head

"Then you guys should give me your opinion!" Hiruzen shouted while looking at the three bastards in front of him.

"I'm hungry" Jing nodded.

"Do the task" Danzo nodded

"Go to sleep" Dave nodded

"c! How come I know you three bastards!" Hiruzen slapped himself hard on the forehead.

"Okay, okay. Let me teach you some experience," Dave said when he felt he had enough fun. Hiruzen quickly took out his small notebook and prepared to write it down.

Who is Dave? He has been blessed with beauties since he was five years old, and he is a winner in life with a monthly income of over 100 million. You have to listen carefully! Um!

"The first step is to create opportunities to be alone, and successfully gain the other person's favor and the Penguin number," Dave said slowly.

"How to create opportunities to be alone?" Hiruzen asked doubtfully.

"There is a good opportunity now, but for this kind of thing, it depends on whether you are willing to do it or not." Dave turned his head and looked at the mirror behind him with a faint light in his eyes.

Hiruzen and Danzo understood instantly.

"???" Jingke was confused. Isn't this talking about Hiruzen? How could it be related to him?

"Mirror, tell me, am I usually nice to you?" Hiruzen sat next to Jing and asked softly.

"It's pretty good," Jing said doubtfully.

"Well, now I have some problems and I need you to help me, are you willing?" Hiruzen asked softly, with a smile on his face, but he looked a little wretched in the mirror...

"Well...can I say I don't want to..."

"No~"

"Danzo, Dave hold him down!! Don't let him get away! Yes, yes, yes, just that, just that, pour it into his mouth!!"

"Help! Life! Ah!!"

a moment later

Looking at the mirror foaming at the mouth, Hiruzen nodded with satisfaction. Mirror, I will remember you, you are for greatness

Then he walked out of the room, looked at himself, straightened his clothes, and slowly walked towards the nurse's station over there.

"Nurse, go and see Uchiha Kagami in bed 438. He just couldn't think about it and drank all the stuff in such a big bottle. Now he has fainted and is foaming at the mouth!" Hiruzen found Lake Biwa, full of He said anxiously.

"What? Hurry, I'll inform the doctors and them first! Take Uchiha Kagami to the door of the emergency room quickly." Biwako was stunned for a moment, and then hurried to find the doctor.

"What a charming figure..." Hiruzen looked at the departing figure of Lake Biwa, his expression gradually became obsessed...

Hiruzen just stood here in a daze, completely forgetting that the electrocardiogram mirror over there was already in place...

After a while, Jing was pushed into the emergency room.

Sarutobi Biwako is a nurse who just came here last month. She has not been exposed to such surgical level things yet. The most she can do is to deliver some things inside during the operation. She just came out of the emergency room to deliver things and saw the things in front of her. This scene made me furious.

Danzo sat on the chair on the far right, dragging his face with one hand and doing nothing, with no worry or urgency on his face. Dave on the side crossed his arms, crossed his legs, and kept lifting his head, looking like he was about to fall asleep.

Sarutobi Biwako was so angry when he saw this scene. Aren't you the good friend of Uchiha Kagami who pushed in? Why aren't you worried at all? Especially the white-haired one, he almost fell asleep.

Just when Biwako was about to go up and talk to them, she saw Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was nervous and eager, and her angry mood finally got better. At least one of the three of them was reliable. Although this one is not as handsome as the other two, he is even a little bit vulgar...

Still quite thoughtful though.

Oops, what should I say when Biwako comes out later? Will she think I'm a bit abrupt, will she think I'm ugly and vulgar? Hiruzen thought nervously.

Um, Uchiha Kagami? Is he important to my life-long affairs? Oops, what I gave him just now was just one bottle, he won’t die.

Uchiha Kagami: Thank you very much for your mercy.

"Well, actually you can go home and wait. Your friend will be fine. Just gastric lavage." Biwako walked up to Hiruzen, looked at Hiruzen's nervous and anxious face and comforted her softly.

When Dave on the side heard this, he became energetic and quickly winked at Sarutobi Hiruzen. Hiruzen received Dave's look and thought of what Dave had just told him.

"As long as it's okay, it's okay. Uchiha Kagami, we have been best friends since we were young. We eat, drink and stay together. The way he couldn't think about it just now really made me...let me...wuwuwu. .." Hiruzen stood up, his eyes gradually turned red, and finally he cried...

Dave and Danzo looked at each other and gave a thumbs up to Hiruzen. From now on, I will look for you when making movies, Hiruzen. Dave thought to himself silently.

"...Okay, okay, don't worry, he will be fine." Biwako didn't react for a while, and hurriedly comforted Hiruzen in front of him.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...mbhhhhhhhhhh...

Damn it, if I don’t hire Sarutobi Hiruzen to make movies in the future, Dave and I will definitely be a nt.

After Biwako's good talk, Hiruzen finally stopped crying, but he was still choking.

"Um...Ms. Nurse, if it really doesn't work...please give me your Penguin number...if you have any new news about him, tell me quickly on Penguin." Hiruzen took advantage of the situation and will be busy with such a conference. The purpose choked up and said it out.

"Hmm..Okay, this is my Penguin." Biwako didn't think too much and gave her Penguin to Hiruzen. In her opinion, the person in front of her was a good person who was too worried about his friends. Of course, she had no idea that this good man's target was herself.

After giving Hiruzen the penguin number and comforting Hiruzen for a while, Lake Biwa also had a lot to do, so he left first.

"How's it going?" Dave asked speechlessly, looking at Hiruzen who was giggling beside him.

"Hehehehe..." Hiruzen giggled...

"You're hopeless..." Dave gave him a shudder.

"Hey, it's Dave, I succeeded!!" Hiruzen raised the phone in his hand and handed it to Dave, saying excitedly.

"What's the next step?" Hiruzen asked.

"Look at her circle of friends and see what she likes and hates." Dave thought for a while and asked.

"Well, she likes medical ninjutsu and medical knowledge," Hiruzen said after browsing her circle of friends for a while.

"Go find your uncle. I remember that your uncle seems to know medical ninjutsu. You can ask him for advice."

"good!"

The three of them left...

In the emergency room...

Uchiha Kagami has a tube that goes straight to her stomach and a tube from her lower body that goes straight to her intestines. She has a pale face with a look of despair...

"I...囸...you...three...immortals..."