Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Behind the mountains of Konoha, inside the Aishen Driving School

"Ahem, Brother Madara, sir, sir, don't panic. I'm just reversing the car into the warehouse. Just relax." Today is Madara's tenth subject two exam. Kakuzu looked at Madara in front of him, swallowed and persuaded. .

"Yeah" Madara gave Kakuzu a cold look.

Over there, Hashirama was squatting on a tree, holding a book in one hand and his own notes in the other, reciting.

Immediately, Kakuzu and Madara got into the car.

"Brother Madara, sir, have you seen it? Just pour it into the warehouse at the back." Kakuzu swallowed and said.

"You've said it several times, I know, can't you just watch me do it?" Madara glanced at Kakuzu unhappily and said.

"Are you...are you really sure you are sure this time?"

"I am sure!"

a moment later

"Holy shit, brake! You hit the brake! Why the hell are you holding the clutch? Don't look at me! Look in the rearview mirror!!"

"Which one is the brake?"

"You damn stepped on the accelerator!! Take your foot off, let your foot down!!"

"We are almost backing up into the garage and backing into the village. Why don't you let go of the accelerator!! Are the handbrakes made by Orochi Roku's feet?! Why is this not working!!"

"You fucking let Laozi off the accelerator!!"

"Susanoo!!"

After a while...

Kakuzu looked at the flattened mountain in front of him and the iron slag with only slag left in front of him with a silent expression...

He should not have to pay for these things... He is just an innocent driving school instructor... Well...

Wait a minute, I broke a line!

This is the work-related injury that brat Dave was talking about! to reimburse!

Kakuzu left happily...

"Hahahaha, Madara, you haven't passed this time yet?" Hashirama put down the book in his hand and walked to Madara's side, laughing and mocking.

"Compared to some people who haven't passed subject one, it's not bad." Madara glanced at Hashirama and said slowly.

"You cheated with Sharingan!"

Hashirama got angry when he mentioned this. There were thirty people in their class, and now they were the only ones left. During the first test, Madara, several young men from the Uchiha clan, Sharingan, and several young people from the Hyuga clan cheated with a white eye. Hashirama looked angry and envious.

The most angry thing was not Sharingan. Hashirama reported it to Coach Kakuzu. Originally, Coach Kakuzu said that none of them counted as grades. Later, Madara directly threw 100,000 silver taels to Kakuzu. Coach Kakuzu immediately changed his mind and said that it counted as grades. Hashirama was really angry. He looked at his empty pocket... Well... he could only memorize and study hard...

"Oh, why didn't you?" Madara asked with a sneer.

"..."

Hashirama snorted, very unhappy. Then he clapped his hands, and trees appeared standing on the mountain plane that was originally flattened by Madara.

"Have you three seen enough?" Madara opened the Sharingan, looked somewhere to the side, and said slowly.

Dave, Hiruzen and Danzo, who had witnessed the whole process over there, swallowed hard and walked out of the woods.

"Oh? It's you three, why are you here?" Hashirama asked with a smile on his face when he saw that Dave and his three friends were here.

"Isn't Kagami here?" Hashirama took another look, why isn't Kagami here?

"Uh, teacher... he's in the hospital again." Hiruzen smiled awkwardly.

"Why did this child end up in the hospital again...Didn't he go out on a mission two days ago?" Hashirama asked helplessly.

"Well, he was injured during the mission, and he is still in the emergency room of the hospital." Hiruzen opened his eyes and lied.

"Well, that kid is really not paying attention, and Mangekyō Sharingan is not used like that. By the way, what do you three have to do with us?" Hashirama was speechless.

"Well, I heard that you know medical ninjutsu, so we thought we would ask you about it," Hiruzen said with a smile.

"Medical ninjutsu? I don't know how." Hashirama was stunned for a moment.

"Oh, is this what you are talking about?"

Immediately, Hashirama took out a kunai from the pocket hanging on his belt and drew it towards the palm of his hand. Within a few seconds, the opening was restored to its original state.

Hiruzen's scalp was numb from the sight. Are you telling me this is a medical ninjutsu? Is this called a medical miracle?

There was no other way. The three chatted with Hashirama Madara for a while and then went back to think of other solutions.

on the road

"Hiruzen, aren't you the leader of your clan? How come Lake Biwa doesn't recognize you?" Dave expressed his doubts.

"The clan meeting of our clan hasn't been held yet. Of course, no one knows about me. And I don't have much reputation in the clan. At most, some people know that I am the son of the previous clan leader." Hiruzen shrugged.

Hiruzen is also a little arrogant. He wants to wait until he has achieved some results and is famous before holding a clan meeting to announce this matter.

The same is true for Danzo. His father had long wanted to give him the position of clan leader, but Danzo refused to accept it. He had to make a name for himself in the ninja world before talking about it.

As for the mirror... Uchiha Madara is still a little worried now... With this kid's motivation to go to the hospital every three days, he definitely can't leave the clan leader to him.

Mito is still in charge of the Senju clan, and Hashirama is the apparent leader. But Mito said that when Dave comes of age and gets married to Yue Mei, he will give him the position of patriarch. Let Dave hang around for two years.

"What should we do now?" Hiruzen asked distressedly.

"There are only a few medical ninjas, and we don't seem to know each other..." Dave said helplessly after thinking for a while.

"How about this? There should be a lot of books in your family. You can go to your respective clans to find out if there are any related to medical science. If you find it, we can join my family." Dave thought for a while and then said.

"Okay" Danzo and Hiruzen looked at each other, this method is feasible.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night...

Dave sat outside the door with a pile of books stacked next to him and a bruise on his head...

Dave suppressed the anger in his heart and called Hiruzen.

"Hey, it's been a day, haven't you finished searching yet?" Dave asked in a solemn voice after answering the phone.

"Um... Well, we have a lot of books here, and I haven't finished them yet." Hiruzen was stunned for a while, and then said nervously.

"Really? Wait, what's that sound?" Dave sneered and was about to greet Hiruzen. Suddenly a crackling sound was heard.

...this sound...this sound...this sound...is...the sound of the keyboard?

"You two are in the Internet cafe?" Dave was furious. Laozi spent a long time looking for books and sat here waiting for you two for a long time. In the end, you two went to the Internet cafe to play games? ? ?