Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Well, Dave, listen to my explanation."

Before Hiruzen could finish his words, Dave hung up the phone.

Then Dave picked up the stick on the ground next to him that he had previously used to whip Junma, and walked slowly towards the Internet cafe.

a moment later

"This is what you call reading!" Dave pointed at the interface of the Ninja Alliance that was still fighting in front of him with a stick and roared angrily.

"..." Danzo let go of the keyboard with his hands in embarrassment and turned his head to the side.

Hiruzen still wanted to defend himself...

"What we...are reading is a murder book. Yes, a murder book."

"Really? What level is the murder book stacked on?"

"No, this rubbish support is too bad! I keep sending it and I haven't stacked it up yet."

"That's it, I want to stack up my layers."

"ah!!"

After a moment, Dave wiped the sweat from his face, picked up the bloody stick, and looked at Danzo aside.

"Danzo, what book are you reading?"

"That... blood-sucking book counts..."

"Forget it, of course, I will let you suck the blood book"

"Calm down! Calm down, Dave!"

When Dave heard this, he was really angry and funny. He picked up the stick and hit Danzo.

"Hey, 120, it's an Internet cafe, two of us, one got a few blows on the head, and the other is almost paralyzed." After finishing, Dave picked up his mobile phone and called the hospital.

The next day, early morning

After a night of painful gastric lavage, Jing slowly opened his tired eyes.

Um? Two patients came this night? Jing looked at the two people on both sides who were bandaged and looked like they were not human, and felt a little pitiful about these two people. With such injuries, it looked like they had been beaten.

Jing said that he is very experienced in wound recognition. Moreover, one of the patients was seriously injured, and his brain seemed to be broken.

"Two patients, can you talk about your respective experiences?" Jing looked up at the ceiling and asked slowly and slightly sadly.

"Caused by a sneak attack by a treacherous villain"

"Injured in a battle of wits and courage with the villains"

The two patients have different causes of illness. well.

The mirror turned over, wanting to see the dignity of the two warriors.

"Uh... Hiruzen? Danzo? Why are you two admitted to the hospital?" Jing looked at the familiar face and asked with a confused face.

"Injured by a sneak attack by a treacherous villain" "Injured in a battle of wits and courage with the villain"

Hiruzen and Danzo's answer is still the same...

However, Jing, who has been with them for several years, will naturally not listen to their nonsense.

"Four-three-seven, four-three-eight, four-three-nine, intravenous drip." At this time, a voice came from outside the door.

Hearing this familiar voice, Hiruzen sat up suddenly. c, my waist...

"Huh? Why are you still sitting up? Wait a minute, let me take a look, aren't you broken all over your body? Lie down quickly." Biwako opened the door and saw Hiruzen sitting up suddenly, and hurriedly walked forward and said.

"Eh...Eh hehe..." Hiruzen smiled stupidly...

"What are you giggling about? Lie down quickly, your whole body is broken." Biwako looked at him with a headache and quickly helped Hiruzen lie down.

"Huh? Aren't you his good friends yesterday? Why are you admitted to the hospital?" Biwa looked at the patient's face, and then looked at Danzo over there. He seemed to be his friend in bed 438 yesterday.

"Injured by a sneak attack by a treacherous villain" "Injured in a battle of wits and courage with the villain"

"...."

Biwahu gave the three people intravenous drips and picked up the medical records that the three of them had placed in front of the bed.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen? Huh? Aren't you the son of the former clan leader?" Biwako asked in surprise when he saw Hiruzen's case.

"Hey, I originally wanted to get to know you as an ordinary person, but now that you have discovered it, I won't pretend anymore. I'm showing off my cards. I am the leader of the Sarutobi clan." Hiruzen stinks.

Biwahu rolled his eyes at him, checked the situation with the other two, and left here first.

"Okay Hiruzen, everyone is gone, why are you still laughing?" Jing looked at Hiruzen who was still giggling and said speechlessly.

"What do you know? You're a pedophile beast. This is called love." Hiruzen looked at his glasses disdainfully and said slowly.

"Who are you calling a beast??!"

"Oh, I'm talking about you, the pervert beast who abducted a six-year-old child."

"Sarutobi Hiruzen!"

"Uchiha Kagami!"

Danzo looked at the two people tiredly. One had just had his stomach washed, and the other had broken bones. How could they start fighting?

"Crows fly!" "Tornado destroys parking lot!"

"Super planet burning!" "Tyrannosaurus flaps its wings and flies!"

.... Danzo was even more tired... Wasn't this what Dave was yelling when he beat them before... Sigh...

"What's going on?" At this time, Biwahu, who had just come out of another ward, heard the crackling sound here and hurried to the ward.

Looking at the two people entangled in the 69 position on the ground in front of them... Lake Biwa was suddenly stunned...

"Um, am I disturbing you?" Biwako asked awkwardly, covering her face.

After saying that, Biwahu quickly turned around and left the ward.

The ward was filled with an awkward atmosphere...

"Ah!! Uchiha Kagami! I'm going to kill you!!"

"It's not my business?"

"Uchiha Kagami!"

"Sarutobi Hiruzen!"

"Bang!" The door was pushed open again, and Lake Biwa stood at the door.

When Biwako went out and stood outside the door just now, the more he thought about it, the more something was wrong.

Something is wrong. They are both patients. One has just had his stomach lavaged and the other has a broken body. How can they fight together? So what am I going to do? Shouldn't I stop them?

Don't they want to live anymore?

"You two stop it!" Biwahu shouted.

Well...the two of them stopped and were put on the hospital bed by Biwako like good babies.

"You two are still sick and can't fight." Biwahu said speechlessly as he looked at the two people lying on the hospital bed and looking at each other.

"Huh" "Huh"

"You won't stop them?" Biwahu looked at the two people who were angry like children and was speechless. Then he looked over at Danzo and said.

Danzo is confused. What else does this have to do with him? Aren't they mentally ill? What does it have to do with me Danzo?

Then Danzo pointed to his bandaged head that was still bleeding and said there was nothing I could do.

Then Biwako advised Ichiban and the two again. Seeing the two people nodding obediently, they left with peace of mind.

And just after Lake Biwa left

Howlings were heard again in the ward of this 437-439

“Crows fly!”

"Tornado destroys parking lot!"

Danzo silently picked up his mobile phone, opened the forum, and found "The Eighteenth Guiding Ideology and the Innovation of the Reform Path Resolutely Centered on the Village" written by Mr. Second Generation.