Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Half a month later, on Mount Konoha behind Konoha Village

"Hey, hey, hey, it's starting to close. It's starting to close. The game will start in ten minutes," Dave said while holding the phone.

"Roger," the voice came from the phone.

"Wait a minute, isn't Kakuzu here yet?" Dave looked at the empty chairs beside him and asked doubtfully.

"Manager Kakuzu hasn't come yet. Wait, a car came down the mountain. It's Manager Kakuzu," the person over there exclaimed.

"Okay, you can close the mountain first and I'll give him a call." Dave nodded.

Then he hung up the phone and called Kakuzu.

"Kakuzu? Why are you here now? The competition is about to start. You don't want the dividend this month?" Dave asked angrily.

"Boy, I'm not going to comment anymore, I've already signed up for the competition." Kakuzu's calm voice came from over there.

"Damn it, are you playing? I'm going to explain it by myself?" Dave roared after being stunned for a while.

"Don't worry, I've already found someone to replace me. I spent a lot of money to find a professional. He should be here by this time." Kakuzu's voice came out calmly.

Commentary? Oh, is there a future? Not to mention the exhausting work of this commentary, Dave, a stingy kid, only gave him a total of 30,000 silver taels.

I heard that the winner of this competition is one million silver taels, and also has the title of Konoha Mountain Racing God. Moreover, the whole process of the competition will be recorded and posted online. Now, not only people in the village can see it online, but the entire Fire Nation can see it.

Kakuzu is not interested in honors or anything. He's in it for a million.

"This is best, otherwise your work this month will be in vain." Dave hung up the phone speechlessly.

a moment later

Dave looked at Uchiha Kagami arriving in front of him in confusion...

"How about playing? Are you the professional commentator that Kakuzu paid a lot of money to hire?" Dave asked in pain as he looked at the camera in front of him that had just been discharged from the hospital.

"Of course, hum, let me tell you, I am the examiner of the Chūnin exam next month. Aren't the examiners and commentators essentially the same. Hum, I can definitely do it! Manager Kakuzu spent a lot of time The World League invited me with a high salary of 648," Uchiha Kagami said with confidence.

"I believe you for now..." Dave suddenly had a bad premonition...

After debugging the equipment for ten minutes.

"Hello everyone, I am the commentator of this Konoha Mountain Racing God Competition. I am handsome, graceful, tall and mighty, with a face as beautiful as a crown jade. I am as talented as a child. Senju Dave explains the game for you."

Dave introduced himself.

"Hello everyone, I'm..." "This is my partner for commentating this game, Uchiha the terrible turd Uchiha Kagami. I believe that people who know this name mean that he is not a good person. Well, Uchiha Kagami is the commentator for this game. Friendly commentator of the game." Jingya wanted to introduce himself in a coquettish way, but was ruthlessly interrupted by Dave on the side.

"This competition is strongly sponsored by the Konoha Love Kidney Company's Love Kidney Internet Cafe, Love Kidney Bar, Love Kidney Driving School, Love Kidney Clothing and other brands. The winner of this competition will receive millions of dollars and the title of Konoha Mountain Car God , and a car specially built for it, and it will be promoted in the top advertising space on the Konoha forum for seven days." Dave continued.

"Come on, let's turn the camera to the players." Dave gestured and turned the camera around.

"The first contestant, First Hokage-sama, single-handedly ended the Sengoku era's ninja god, Senju Hashirama! This is his first competition. It seems that Hashirama-sama is full of confidence. I don't know what he will do this time. Can you bring us a wonderful visual feast?" Dave introduced as he watched the figure slowly walking down from the car at the starting line.

Hashirama looked at the camera with a smile on his face and kept waving his hands.

"Ah!! Master Hashirama! Master Hashirama!!" "Master Hashirama!! Come on!!" The villagers at the finish line who came to watch the battle screamed excitedly.

"The second contestant, the contemporary patriarch of the Uchiha clan, who together with First Hokage-sama ended the Sengoku era of ninja Shura, Uchiha Madara! This is also the first competition for the Madara clan. The Madara clan leader looks very calm and seems to have won. That’s it, let’s look forward to his wonderful performance this time!” Dave continued.

Madara slowly walked out of the car, took off the sunglasses on her face, looked at the camera, smiled disdainfully, and put the sunglasses back on.

"Come on, chief! The chief will win!" Compared to Hashirama's shout just now, Madara's shout seemed a little weaker, and most of it came from the Uchiha clan.

Because it was a car race, many female villagers were not interested in it and did not come. Otherwise, Madara's voice is more than that.

"The third contestant! Second Hokage-sama, Senju Tobirama!"

"The fourth contestant! The handsome boy from the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Izuna!"

"The fifth contestant! The black-faced dunk ghost, Kakuzu! I believe that when I mentioned this name, many of the businessmen watching shuddered. He really lives up to his name."

Then there are five supporting actors, um...

"The competition will start in five minutes. Competitors, please adjust your condition and check whether there are any problems with your vehicles. In addition, players are prohibited from using ninjutsu during this competition."

starting line

"Motor! The title of Konoha Mountain Racing God must be mine!" Hashirama walked up to Madara and said with confidence.

"Ha, you couldn't outrun me in the previous trial. Are you sure you can beat me this time?" Madara took off her sunglasses with one hand, her face full of disdain.

"Hahaha, I don't know who took the second subject test more than thirty times," Hashirama laughed.

"Hash hot mom!"

"Motor!"

"What's going on? What happened at the starting line? What? Hashirama and Madara are fighting? Stop them!" When Dave received the news from the starting line, he looked confused... How could the two of them still be so good? Fight?

"You handsome guy from the Uchiha clan, you'd better go home and go on a blind date. This place is not suitable for you. If you run around and bump into something, it will break the hearts of many girls. "At this time, here Tobirama also opened the car door window, looked at Izuna aside and sneered.

"Senju Tobirama!! You are looking for death!!" Izuna was originally upset when he heard what the commentator said, but this guy is still mocking him?

"Uchiha Izuna!"

"Senju Tobirama!"

"What? Izuna and Tobirama are fighting again? I'm speechless. Stop these two couples. Bah, stop these four!!"

Dave put down the phone, his face full of helplessness.