Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Konoha Hospital

"What?? The company doesn't reimburse me? Immediately! Pack my things immediately! I want to be discharged!" A ball of black thread lay on the bed, looking at the bill handed over by the nurse in his hand, and let out an angry roar.

"No, although your human body structure is different from that of ordinary people, your current appearance can be regarded as that of an ordinary person. How can you be discharged from the hospital with your whole body broken?" The female nurse advised helplessly.

"No one can get a penny from me! Look, the hospitalization fee for a day here costs one thousand silver taels, and a bottle of intravenous drip costs 100 silver taels. Is this reasonable? I can't even steal the money. It’s not easy to make money like this! I’m going to report you to the Black Heart Hospital!”

Kakuzu let out an angry roar about the Black Heart Hospital.

"..." The nurse was speechless... Why is there such a weird thing in the village...

No matter how much Kakuzu complained to the nurse, and Kakuzu still held the money in his arms tightly and wouldn't let go even if he became a bastard.

Dave was hung up by one foot and looked up at the ceiling in silence...

He was obviously several hundred meters away from that guy in the mirror at that time... Why...

Can you imagine what it would look like when a car is pushing another car, and there is a person lying on the windshield of the car in front of you and rushing towards you...

On either side of Dave lie mirror and Kakuzu. As for mirror? Now a mummy.

Originally, the car hit was not serious, but after Dave was hit, Dave limped and hit the mirror again. This made Jing, who was already seriously injured, even worse...

"Dave, why are you so careless?" Yue Mei, who was sitting next to her, glanced at Dave with a resentful look, picked up the love box lunch she brought for Dave, and tenderly brought it to Dave's mouth.

"Hmph, I died innocently, and it was all because of Uchiha Kagami." Dave snorted. He opened his mouth and took a big bite.

"Huh?? Buzz!! Buzz!!" The mummy mirror over there made a buzzing sound.

"Hmph, ignore him. Come on, ah~" Yue Mei glanced at the culprit over there and snorted in dissatisfaction.

"Buzz!!"

Opposite the three people.

"Mito, I'm really fine. Look, am I fine now?" Hashirama said, looking at Mito in front of him with a wry smile.

"No, when I came to the hospital yesterday for a checkup, I still had multiple fractures all over my body. How can you not take a good rest? You don't cherish yourself at all. You are almost fifty." Mito refused unhappily.

Hashirama was speechless. He did have multiple fractures all over his body yesterday, but when he woke up, nothing happened. Mito also made a fuss and refused to let me leave the hospital, hum.

"He can just take a good rest, why do you have to press me here?" Madara asked in displeasure on the bed next to her.

He was the one driving the car. He didn't do anything wrong, and he was forcefully dragged here by Mito.

"Izuna asked me to bring you here. He is still working in the Hokage Building and doesn't trust you." Mito explained.

Madara has no choice but to listen to her brother's words...

Mito looked at Dave's situation again and left first after feeling that there was no big problem with Hashirama, Madara, and Dave.

Today is a square dance competition with the Inuzuka clan. The Inuzuka clan is a strong enemy. Mito needs to go back and prepare quickly.

As for why the Inuzuka clan is a strong enemy...when they were dancing...a group of dogs beside them were also swaying wildly...these dogs added a lot of points to the Inuzuka clan.

I heard that the wife of the Inuzuka clan leader is also participating in the battle this time. I heard that her dog can jump and spin 360 degrees on one leg, so it is a formidable opponent. Mito cheered himself up and went back to rehearsal with confidence.

Yue Mei chatted with Dave for a while and then left. She didn't want to leave at first, but Yue Mei still had tasks to do, and Dave felt that he had nothing to do, so he let Yue Mei do his work first.

"Stop arguing, I'll reimburse your money," Dave shouted helplessly, listening to Kakuzu who was still arguing with the nurse over there.

"Bring me the best medical facilities and the best medical drugs in your hospital! Invite me the most expensive medical ninja! Give me two nannies to serve you! Get me a VIP room in the hospital! ” Kakuzu immediately changed his mind.

"I'm going to nm." Dave heard the veins popping up on his head, picked up the IV bottle that had just been dripped on the side and threw it over.

The nurse also rolled her eyes at him and left the ward first. Anyway, she came here to urge the patient to pay.

Madara really felt that he couldn't bear it anymore. He had lived for so many years, when had he ever been in the hospital?

The pungent medical alcohol smell in this hospital is so disgusting that I can't stand it anymore. I want to get out of here.

Hmm. Just as Madara was about to get out of bed, she suddenly thought of her brother, hmm... well, the worst thing is, wouldn't it be over if Izuna comes back when she gets off work?

I, Uchiha Madara, am one of the witty ones.

"328, 329, it's time for you two to get an intravenous drip." At this time, Madara had just stood up and put her feet on the ground when a nurse came to the door.

The nurse also happened to see this scene

"Ah! Are you, are you the leader of the Madara clan?!" the nurse asked when she saw Madara's eyes looking like stars.

Madara was stunned for a moment and nodded...

"Ahhhhh!! I am your fan! I like every post on your forum!! Even if a few years have passed, I will always remember your pole dance!!! Ah! "The little nurse is so happy.

"Well... um, Chief Madara... can you take a picture with me?" the little nurse took out her mobile phone and asked, suppressing the excitement in her heart.

Madara is still a little confused and nods her head.

"Ahhhh!!" The little nurse jumped up excitedly. Then he quickly walked aside and took a selfie with Madara.

Then the little nurse took the phone and ran away happily. Jing and Dave over there were stunned for a moment when they saw this scene... What about the two of us...

At this time, Madara, who was still in a daze, suddenly felt a hot gaze staring at her. Madara slowly turned her head, oh, it turned out to be Hashirama.

Hashirama witnessed the whole process, and Hashirama was so envious that he felt separated. Why... why does everyone in Madara take photos with him, why don't I...

Isn't it logical that a cold-faced ghost like Madara should be scary and annoying? How? Woohoo...so annoying.

The two have been good friends for decades, and Madara can understand the look in their eyes at a glance.

"Ha, Hashirama, I'm so troubled." Madara sneered and said slowly. There was three parts sarcasm, three parts scorn, and four parts nonchalance in his tone.

"idiot!!"