Crazy Dave Of Konoha

One week later.

Dave, Hiruzen, Danzo and Tobirama Izuna stood at the entrance of Konoha Village, ready to welcome the shadows of the other four ninja villages.

This is the first Chūnin exam jointly conducted by the five major countries, and Tobirama is also very stressful. He knew that the four major villages had been testing Konoha recently, and there might be some trouble in this Chūnin exam. Tobirama has made all preparations in the village.

Originally, the one who should be standing here was the mirror, but... he was still in the hospital, so Tobirama first thought of his precious son, but Dave was confused... As it turned out, the examiner was originally planning to let Dave come alone. Of course...but Dave forced a one-for-two trade and brought Hiruzen and Danzo with him.

Hiruzen and Danzo didn't say anything. They were eager to do something like this that could contribute to the village.

Dave is indeed a good brother. He can think of good things like his dedication to building and increasing the basic social strength of the village.

Dave didn't think too much... He was just lazy... He had to take two with him when he died...

When the time comes, just leave everything to them and let him have some leisure time.

Soon, two groups of people slowly appeared on the horizon.

Tobirama looked at the two leaders, his eyes focused. It's the Kazekage and Mizukage.

Tobirama is confused, isn't it just a Chūnin exam? Is it necessary for you two to come? Too bad, the village was not prepared enough.

Samana and Ghost Light Genzuki slowly walked towards Tobirama, who looked at him with a dead look on his face, and Tobirama looked confused, "I didn't seem to have done anything..."

The two of them finished glaring at Tobirama and then stared at Dave over there...

Tobirama looked at him like this, hey, what do you mean by looking at my son?

Immediately, Tobirama walked to Dave's side, and the two white-haired men stood together, folding their hands and snorting.

Sha Men and Gui Deng Huanyue also snorted coldly, as if they couldn't stand these two white hairs.

"Danzo, take the two shadows into the village." Tobirama looked at Danzo behind him and said. Danzo nodded and led the two shadows and the troops behind them into the village.

Soon, another figure appeared on the horizon, it was Raikage, but it was not the First Generation, but the Second Generation.

Raikage, like the two Kages who came over just now, glared at the two white-haired men fiercely and was taken into the village by Hiruzen.

Dave and Tobirama were stunned. You said it was okay for Mizukage and Kazekage to glare at us. At least they had a reason. What the hell were you glaring at?

I owe you millions, what do you think? Let’s look at Laozi closing its doors and letting go of Kakuzu. Leave Kakuzu to the Kingdom of Thunder. Within a week, the Kingdom of Thunder will be in direct financial crisis.

After I let Jun Ma go, the Country of Thunder was liquidated and bankrupted on the spot.

The last one to come is Tsuchikage. Tsuchikage is still the first generation Ishikawa, but he is trembling and probably won't last long.

It can be said that among the five major ninja villages, only the Earth Country is still a generation old. Ishikawa's apprentice Wu was supporting Ishikawa.

Li Du from the Kingdom of Wind died, and Bai Lian from the Kingdom of Water died. The first generation of the Kingdom of Thunder has now begun to retire and is no longer managing state affairs. He is now playing with his grandson at home.

"Old man, you're not dead yet?" Dave smiled and looked at Ishikawa and asked.

"Kid!" Ishikawa looked at the familiar white-haired boy in front of him, with veins popping out on his head.

"Boy, are you polite?" Wu frowned and looked at Dave and asked.

"Sexually transmitted disease man, you haven't left yet? I was thinking that when you left, I would go to the Kingdom of Earth for a banquet," Dave said with a smile.

Everyone is talking. You can't talk to this kid. Talking to him will make you mad to death.

"Please come in, you are the last to arrive." Tobirama looked at Ishikawa and said coldly.

Ishikawa snorted and led everyone into the village following Tobirama.

Inside the Love Kidney Hotel

Five shadows gathered in the Kage-level suite

Tobirama looked at the four figures in front of him, a little confused. What is this going to do? Can't you four have a good rest? This is just a Chūnin exam. I don’t need all four of you Kages to come, right?

"Hokage, can we send the tailed beast back again?" Second Kazekage asked first.

"?" A question mark slowly appeared on Tobirama's face.

"Yes" The other three shadows nodded at the same time.

They only knew that there were tailed beasts in Konoha, so in order to balance the strength between them, they also needed the tailed beasts to check and balance.

But the fact that Dave was Nine Tails Jinchūriki did not spread. Tobirama protected Dave very well, and the people in the four major villages always thought that it was Konoha Village that tamed the tailed beast.

In the past few years, the Shamen of the Kingdom of Wind have been studying whether it is possible to seal the tailed beast into the human body. The result is that the few people who conducted the experiment all died. Samana gave up research in this area, and he believed that Konoha Village was a domesticated Nine Tails.

Well... Nine Tails is indeed domesticated... and morally domesticated... very moral...

People in the four major villages don't know how much effort they have put in, but the tailed beasts don't appreciate it. We were having a good time, but you suddenly arrested us, and you still expect me to do things for you? Want to eat shit?

Does it need to be domesticated by force? They also tried, but the result was that the village suffered a lot of damage... To tame him, he had to be released, but the destructive power of the tailed beast could affect the village from a long distance, and it was thankless. First In order to tame Eight Tails, Raikage fought hand-to-hand with Eight Tails for two years... Well... it didn't work at all... It also accelerated the hidden disease left over from the Sengoku era...

Ever since, the people of the Four Great Ninja Villages discovered that tailed beasts are useless. Checks and balances? Checks and balances are nothing. Hashirama and Madara are still in Konoha. Isn’t that what they are like with or without tailed beasts? So what if they have tailed beasts? Aren't these eight tailed beasts just like babies in front of those two idiots?

Spend money to buy sins and suffer? This is also the reason why all four shadows are dispatched in this Chūnin exam, they want to return the goods.

You Konoha are immoral!

"....Sorry, no returns," Tobirama said slowly with a sneer.

"Bastard!" The four figures slapped the table and stood up at the same time, and the whole place suddenly became tense.

"Okay, okay, let's return it! Don't be anxious, talk about it calmly if you have anything to do." Dave stood up quickly and said.

"Humph" the four of them snorted before sitting down with satisfaction.

"We can return it, but we won't return it at the original price," Dave said slowly. Tobirama remained silent for the time being. His precious son must have his reasons for doing this. He, as a good father, believed in his precious son unconditionally.

"Bastard!" The four of them slapped the table again and stood up.

"...Well... don't get too excited. You can talk to our financial manager about returns."

"Kakuzu, I need you to come to the Kidney Hotel."

"What's up?"

“Someone wants to return the goods, and the request is for the ‘original price’ return.”

"Wait for me, I'll be there soon."