Crazy Dave Of Konoha

When police officers from the Tobirama and Uchiha clans arrived at the scene, they saw only ruins on the ground.

And...a fruit man with a laser cannon...

Kao'an was taken back by the Uchiha police and given ideological education all night long. The other party was not from Konoha, so they couldn't lock him up.

Fortunately, there was no need for Dave to alienate the masses this time. The masses ran away when they saw this fruitful man...

Hospital, midnight

Ishikawa lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. This time when he came to Konoha, not only did he not refund the original price of the tailed beast, but he also lost a damn 2 billion, which made Iwagakure even worse.

At this moment, Ishikawa turned over

"Fuck!" Ishikawa looked at the two faint green lights beside his face and suddenly started and roared.

a moment later

Ishikawa suffered a myocardial infarction and was pulled into the emergency room by the doctor.

The next day, it was finally time for the Chūnin exam. Except for First Tsuchikage Ishikawa, who was still in the emergency room of the hospital, Wu came to the exam site on his behalf.

At Jing's house, today is the first exam. Hiruzen is in charge of the written test. Dave and Danzo don't care, they meet up with Jing who has just been discharged from the hospital and come to Jing's house to surf the Internet. I originally wanted to go to the Internet cafe... but the Internet cafe... now Still rebuilding there...

Three people in three rows started a game of Ninja Alliance

Waibibabu: Helping to rob, helping to rob.

Mixed behemoth: Help rob Dave, give him away if you don’t give him.

Danzo, Dave, and the cameramen all had blue veins on their heads... Where did these cows and horses come from?

Waibibabu: Are you from Konoha?

Mixed Behemoth: What? Do you still want to trouble me?

Waibibabu: No, you seem to be very awesome.

Mixed Beast: Oh, I’m not afraid to tell you that I, Nonoha Genin, will soon take the Chūnin exam to become a glorious Konoha Chūnin.

Mirror Mirror Wants to Be Quiet (Uchiha Kagami finally realized the name change and changed it when logging into the game just now): Um... Chūnin exam? Isn't the Chūnin exam today?

Mixed behemoth:? ? ? Isn't the Chūnin exam tomorrow? ?

Everything is for Konoha: ...is today..

[Hybrid Behemoth] Exit the game...

I am the one you love: This guy is so cool, he doesn’t even know that the Chūnin exam is today.

I am the one you love: Damn it, today is the Chūnin exam!

【I am the one you love】Exit the game..

Well, there were five people in the team, and two of them ran away...

After entering the game, Dave and the other two discovered that there seemed to be only two living people on the opposite side and three idle ones.

Now, Dave and Danzo smiled knowingly, which was good.

Chūnin taking exam

Invigilator. Black Zetsu, holding a small notebook

"xxxx, xxxx, aren't these two here?" Black Zetsu shouted to everyone in the classroom.

"Then these two people will be disqualified from the exam." Black Zetsu looked at Hiruzen and said.

"Well, I'll explain the situation to Hokage-sama" Hiruzen nodded.

Then several Body Flicker Techniques arrived at the Hokage Building,

"Hokage-sama, a total of fourteen people did not come to participate in the Chūnin exam." Hiruzen found Tobirama and reported the information in his hand.

"Fourteen people? Haha, you four people from the Ninja Village are a little unreliable, aren't you?" Tobirama looked at the four people standing aside and said with a sneer.

"Um... Hokage-sama.. Thirteen of these fourteen people are from our village. There is one from Kirigakure. He went to a bar to drink last night and suffered a gastric perforation. He is still being treated in the hospital." Hiruzen swallowed and whispered into Tobirama's ear.

"Asshole!" Veins popped up on Tobirama's head after hearing this.

The four people on the other side covered their mouths and laughed.

"Master Hokage, before you speak next time, please understand the situation first," the mustache ghost Lantern Huanyue said slowly, suppressing a smile.

"Yes, Master Hokage, don't always make up your mind on some things so quickly." Samana also sneered and agreed.

"Bring me the information on those thirteen people." Tobirama resisted the urge to beat these bastards to death, looked at Hiruzen and said coldly.

Hiruzen took the information of the thirteen people and handed it to Tobirama, and then returned to the examination room to continue presiding over the situation.

The other four Kage sat aside and watched the exam progress on the screen hanging on the wall. Tobirama sat on his desk and picked up the information of one of the thirteen people.

Konoha is now in the semi-information age, and this information even has the person's penguin number and mobile phone number.

Tobirama turned on the computer and searched for this person's Penguin account. Oh, it's still online?

Haha, that’s interesting. Why don’t you come to take the Chūnin exam and play on the computer? Tobirama added this person as a friend.

The man agreed immediately, and Tobirama immediately opened the man's vegetable patch, and oh, there were still watermelons that were half a month old. Seconds. Huh, just think of it as your punishment for not coming to take the Chūnin exam.

The hazy night: Are you fucking sick? You added me as a friend just to steal my food?

After a while, the man took the initiative to send a message to Tobirama.

Ninja World God Speed: Today is the Chūnin exam. As a Konoha Genin, you signed up for this exam. Why don't you come and take part?

The hazy night: Do you care about me? Hokage can't even care about me? Who are you?

Veins popped out on Tobirama's head. Angry, Tobirama slapped the table hard, creating a hand-shaped hole on the table.

The other four shadows were also frightened by this sound. What kind of table was this guy doing?

"Hey, are you from the guard? Arrest xxxx, now, immediately. His home address is No. xx, xx Street." Tobirama didn't waste much time talking to this man. He picked up the Hokage's dedicated landline and called Uchiha Police I called the Ministry of Affairs.

"Okay, Hokage-sama" the message came from the other side and he hung up the phone.

Tobirama blocked this person and picked up the next piece of information. Check it on Penguin, oh, this is still online?

Tobirama added this person as a friend and entered the other person's vegetable patch first. When Tobirama saw the other person's empty vegetable patch, he was stunned for a moment, then had a bad premonition and hurried back to his own vegetable patch.

Looking at my bare vegetable patch...

[Dear farmer, your friend the Konoha vegetable grower (the person just added) stole three hundred wheat from you while you were gone]

Tobirama has been stealing food for several years, and this is the first time he has been stolen.

"Izuna, come here." Tobirama called Izuna in expressionlessly.

"You sit here for me first, I have something to do." Tobirama said, and the Flying Thunder God left here. A confused Izuna was left behind.

In a house on a certain street in Konoha

"Oh, there is someone stupid enough to join me? Let me go, he has a lot of food, you idiot."

"Dong dong"

"Who?"

“Maintenance of electrical facilities“

"Wasn't it just repaired last week? How could this..." "Ah!!"