Crazy Dave Of Konoha

After finishing, Tobirama clapped his hands, turned around and left.

After a while, someone from the hospital picked up the man who was lying on the ground covered in blood...

At dusk, the exam was over. Due to unknown reasons, the Internet cafes and bars were gone and were still being rebuilt. The simple villagers all slandered this bastard behind their backs for ruining their daily source of entertainment.

It was uncomfortable to have nothing. He found that he seemed to like these things. There was no dancing or playing on the computer this night. It was really boring.

Konoha Hospital, in the exclusive ward

"What should I do?" Tobirama looked at the eight scrolls placed on the bed and asked solemnly.

"All eight tailed beasts have returned to Konoha." Hashirama rubbed his chin, looking slightly thoughtful.

Everyone looked at Hashirama in bewilderment. Could it be that Hashirama had any other ideas this time?

"Hmph... hum..."

"Bastard" Veins popped out on Tobirama's head, and he hit Hashirama on the head violently, waking up Hashirama who had just fallen asleep.

Everyone booed, thinking that Hashirama had changed her gender, well...it seems that we thought too much, we are still young...

"Which...or...is still sealed into my body?" Dave looked at a few people and asked tentatively.

"Hmm..." Everyone was stunned for a moment...

a moment later

In the sealed space inside Dave's body, the nine tailed beasts looked at each other...

"Well... how about we share two tables?" Dave looked at the eight new tailed beasts in front of him and swallowed...

He was really speechless... One Nine Tails and one Black Zetsu in his body were not enough, and there were eight more tailed beasts.

"Boy, who are you?" Matatabi, the second tail, was the first to ask.

"Well, that's enough to say. I'm the handsomest man in Konoha Village, the richest man in Konoha, the strongest man in Konoha, the national standard mirror, the national standard fierce fight..." Dave pinched his fingers and said As soon as I said...

"Stop, stop, stop, boy, are you playing with us?" Four Tails Sun Wukong quickly interrupted the chatterbox.

"Hmm, do you want to play with me? Kurama usually plays well with me!" Dave nodded and asked with a starry face.

"Okay boy, let us out and we can play with you?" Seven Tails Chōmei asked, fluttering his wings.

"Ha, that kid is not stupid, Chōmei. Be careful, I will trick you until you have no fans left." Nine Tails, who was resting on the ground in the sealed space, sneered and said slowly.

"You bastard! Get me out of here! Otherwise I'll kill you!!" One Tail Shukaku was particularly irritable.

"Hey, stinky civet cat, are you here too?" Nine Tails heard this voice and slowly raised his head to look at One Tail. Full of sneers and gloating.

"Bastard Nine Tails!! You're here too! What do you mean! I'm going to kill you!!" Shukaku roared angrily, sand slowly floating on his hand.

"Hey, stinky civet cat, do you think I'm afraid of you?" Nine Tails slowly opened his big mouth, Tailed Beast Bomb!

"Stop, stop, two brothers, our sealed space cannot allow you two to fight." Dave hurriedly stepped forward to stop these two guys. If they started fighting, would he be able to survive?

"Nine Tails!"

"Smelly tanuki!"

"Damn it, you two can't hear what Laozi is saying, right? Wood Style. Destruction Mushroom!"

a moment later

"Let me make some rules. The nine of you can't leave my sealed space. Don't even think about it." Dave stretched out his hand and looked at the nine tailed beasts in front of him who were sitting obediently like little babies. , said with an air of dignity.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." The nine tailed beasts nodded quickly. You are the boss. What you said is right. Everything you said is right. I will definitely follow your lead.

"Of course, I'm not the yellow-haired bad guy who exploits tailed beasts. You can usually use Shadow Clone to play in the village. But! Remember not to disturb the order of the village!" Dave warned.

"okokokok"

"But, you guys live in my place, you have to pay some rent every month, right?"

"okokokok"

"I'm not trying to suppress or oppress you. Don't talk nonsense when you go out."

"okokokok"

After a while, Dave left the sealed space, followed by nine small pendants.

"Dave, are you okay?" Mito wiped the cold sweat from his face and asked worriedly.

"It's okay, what's the big deal? Don't worry about me, auntie." Dave smiled and waved his hand.

"Well, since everything is fine, let's go back. By the way, Dave, Danzo will come to me later. He is in charge of the second Chūnin exam. I will discuss some things with him." Tobirama nodded and said After that, a Flying Thunder God ran away.

After everyone chatted for a while, they left first, and Dave took the nine small tailed beasts behind him to find the strange worms.

Kakuzu's home

Kakuzu bought a house on the edge of Konoha Village, very close to the former Internet cafe and Orochoku's experimental site.

I heard that this house used to be used by a villager to raise pigs, and later it was sold. Kakuzu promised to the other party that if you don't have a job, you can come to the company to be a contractor, and you can earn several wages a month. The villagers immediately became very happy. The house was given to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu paid for a breeding farm for nothing...it was Dave who did the entry procedures for that person...

"Kid, what are you doing to me? Go away if you have something to say." Kakuzu opened the door, looked at Dave at the door, and asked doubtfully.

"That's it. I still want you to make money, so forget it." Dave rolled his eyes and said slowly.

"Please come inside. I'll get you tea. Please wait a moment, boss." Kakuzu immediately bent down and asked Dave to go inside.

As for the nine little tailed beasts behind Dave, they didn't even look at them.

Entering Kakuzu's house, Kakuzu's house is still very simple, well... so simple that the bed, sofa and other items are all stacked with silver... This guy likes this style...

"By the way, the nine of you just wait for me outside for a while." Dave turned his head and looked at the nine little tailed beasts behind him and said.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the nine little tailed beasts nodded quickly..

close the door

"Hey hey hey hey"

Hearing the laughter that kept coming from the room, the nine little tailed beasts always had a bad feeling...

After a while, Dave and Kakuzu came out of the room refreshed.

The two looked at each other, smiled, and then stretched out their hands to shake hands.

"Happy cooperation" Kakuzu also glanced at the nine little tailed beasts over there.

The nine little tailed beasts shuddered violently... and just followed Dave back in confusion... Did they come here just to show their faces...

I don't know...but the way they look...why do they think...that there's nothing good going on...

Little Nine Tails has been following Dave and Kakuzu for a long time, and roughly understands the meaning of their smiles...but...it probably doesn't have anything to do with him...