Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Dave walked down the street with the little dwarf next to him, Dr. Zombie.

The little dwarf also "liked it very much" and "couldn't help" following Dave.

"You bastard human being! Let me go! Are you with that bastard wearing a pot helmet and that talking garbage truck?" The little dwarf roared with anger as his body was out of control.

"Shut up, keep talking nonsense. Laozi will throw you to Black Zetsu and take you to dig out your feces." Veins popped up on Dave's head, giving him a shudder.

"Hmph!" the little dwarf snorted in displeasure.

I endure it...I endure it...when I go back and bring my big machine that will end mankind, the most powerful and invincible bully in the world, the most scientific crystallization of zombies, I will tear your brains apart, mix them with brains, and eat them. Got it!

After a while, Dave took the little dwarf to Orochi Lu's experimental base.

"Hey, why are you so busy coming to see me?" Orochimaru heard the sound of the door opening, turned his head and looked at Dave and asked with a smile on his face.

"Brother Lu, please rest for a few days. Look at you, you're not even thirty yet, and you're already so sloppy. Does Sister Yu usually care about you?" Dave looked at the bearded face and hair in front of him. The greasy uncle swallowed his saliva and said...

Orochi Roku seems... He's not even thirty years old yet... Why... He looks almost like an uncle in his forties or fifties...

"Haha, Tama usually dances with Mito-sama. She said so before, but I'm used to it," Orochi said with a laugh.

"No, in order to make you less stressed, I brought you a talent." Dave pointed to the zombie doctor beside him and said with a smile on his face.

"Oh? What kind of species is this?" Orochimaru was confused, but when he saw the person Dave was pointing at...no, what kind of thing it was, Orochimaru was stunned...

"Ahem, just think of him as my Summoning Beast. He has a very good brain and is a great scientist." Dave said with an awkward smile.

"Really?" Orochimaru glanced at the little dwarf next to him with some disbelief. For such a little thing... except for his big brain, he really didn't seem to see any difference.

"Human, your goal is to get my smart brain, right? Haha, let me tell you! Impossible! I will never help humans do anything!" the little dwarf said with ambition.

"Are you sure?" Dave glanced at the little dwarf and said slowly.

"I'm sure!" The little dwarf raised his chest and raised his head.

"Hello, Kakuzu"

"What's wrong, kid? I'm busy at the Isofu Aquarium. Hey, hey, hey, the price of the Isofu doll over there is wrong! How can the decimal point be marked like that? Give me the price of 9999.0!" Kakuzu's unhappy voice came from the phone. came from the edge.

"Here comes another talent like Orochi Lu," Dave said slowly.

"Isn't this a good thing? Why are you talking to me?" Kakuzu was surprised.

"But...this talent...is a little unwilling to do things for us..."

"...Wait for me, I'll be there soon"

After a while, the little dwarf looked at the black-faced ghost who had just arrived in front of him with a look of disdain.

"What's your confidence? Is this trashy thing?" The little dwarf glanced at Dave over there and said with disdain.

"Well, you should have a good talk with him." Dave nodded, looked at each other with Orochimaru, and the two left here first, leaving the place to Kakuzu and the little dwarf.

Dave and Orochimaru walked out of the door in perfect agreement and stood at the door, holding out five fingers at the same time.

"Five, four, three, two..." Neither of them could count a single word.

"Let me out! Let me out quickly! I agree! I agree!! I agree!! Let me out quickly!!" There were screams from inside the door.

Dave and Orochi smiled at each other. Sure enough, you can always trust Kakuzu in this aspect.

"How was the talk?" Dave opened the door and looked at Kakuzu who was drinking tea over there and asked with a smile.

"Yes, that's right. I can do it for 300 silver taels a month." Kakuzu nodded and said calmly.

"Well, welcome to our second scientist from Love Kidney Company," Dave said with a smile.

The little dwarf zombie doctor lying on the ground shed tears of humiliation from the corners of his eyes.

After the three chatted for a while, Dave and Kakuzu left first. Leave this place to Orochi Lu and the little dwarf Dr. Zombie.

"Oh, man, remember, everything here must be obeyed by me. The ideas and steps of all kinds of things must follow my direction? Do you understand?" The little dwarf stood up from the ground with a sneer and looked at the file that had just been opened over there. Orochi Lu said.

Orochimaru glanced at him lightly, and then continued busy with his work.

"I'm talking to you! Do you hear me?" The little dwarf roared angrily when he saw the human being ignoring him. He was so angry that he wanted to slam the table...but he realized that...he was not as tall as the table in front of him...

Orochimaru didn't even look at him this time, he was still busy with his own things.

The little dwarf is so angry. He is in his world, and the zombie can't worship him when he sees him? This guy didn't even look at him? It was even more extreme than the human in his world who looked at him sideways with an iron pot on his head and the imp in this world just now.

The little dwarf brought a stool and stepped on it to see what this guy was doing, but he didn't even pay attention to him, the zombie doctor.

"Wait a minute, your formula is wrong," the little dwarf reminded him as he watched Orochi Lu constantly calculating something on his hands.

"Impossible. I calculated this formula for a whole week. How could it be wrong?" Orochimaru heard someone questioning himself and looked at the little dwarf beside him with displeasure. Well..Every scientist has his own dignity..

"Ha, this is definitely wrong, your x should be here, this current..." the little dwarf sneered, he thought how smart this guy could be

"Fart! I have tried this possibility before, and it is impossible for electricity to pass through this..." Orochimaru shouted.

"That's you stupid*! You're doing it to me again!"

"Look! Look! It's absolutely wrong. This thing absolutely cannot be placed here. You should..."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! There is definitely nothing wrong with my formula!"

"Oh, you are definitely wrong!"

"No!"

"have!"

In the evening, Jade, who had danced square dance with Mito all afternoon, came back. When she opened the door of the laboratory and was about to call Orochoku for dinner, she saw this scene...

"Are you stupid! I've been talking to you all afternoon in vain!"

"Who are you calling stupid? That's absolutely right!"

"Idiot, I'm talking about you!"

"dwarf!"

"Orochi Roku!!"

Watching two idiots, one tall and one short, one holding a current tube and electrocuting each other...

Jade thinks...she should go eat something by herself...