Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Today is the last test of Chūnin.

Dave and Yue Mei brought their three little ones to the site, which had just been built.

"Yo! This is youth!! I feel the blood in my body bursting out! Brother Dave! Let me go! Let me fight the enemy of youth!" Might Dai saw this lively atmosphere and was filled with passion. roared.

"Peanut drink and mineral water!" At this time, a dark figure walked by and shouted, wearing a green hat and a plate of snacks in front of him.

"Sit here honestly and give me your youth. Also, Black Zetsu, why are you here selling things?" Dave stretched out his hand and pressed the watermelon rind and sat down, looking at the people passing by. Black Zetsu asked confused.

"Life is not easy," Black Zetsu said calmly.

"..."

"Melon seed drink mineral water!"

Looking at Black Zetsu's sad back... Dave felt like laughing...

"Boy, what do you mean when you say there are business opportunities here?" At this time, Kakuzu came over and sat next to Dave, asking full of doubts.

He was busy working on the Sun Wukong Flower and Fruit Mountain. The stinky Four Tails monkey was not satisfied with this or that, and was beating the staff with a stick every day. What a bastard. Didn't he know that he would have to pay for work-related injuries if someone was injured?

"Have you brought the people you were asked to bring?" Dave glanced at Kakuzu and asked.

"Yes, we're all waiting behind the venue." Kakuzu nodded.

"But I'm very confused. Why did you ask me to find someone at the hospital?" Kakuzu asked confused.

"Nonsense, this is a practical test. If there is no guarantee that someone will be injured, our company will link up with the hospital this time. If people in our village are injured, they will be treated at full price. As for people in other villages..." Dave did not finish his words...

"Hehehe..." Then the two foxes looked at each other and smiled.

Kaguya Kimima on the side was holding a small notebook in his hand, listening to the conversation between the two, writing down something from time to time, and thinking about something from time to time.

Yuemei on the side gave the two foxes a look and snatched the small book from Junma's hand.

"Don't imitate these two," Tsukimi looked at Junma and said in a solemn voice.

Junma drooped her head, feeling very sad...I couldn't learn advanced economic ideas this time...

"Okay, it's time. I'll go on stage first. Someone will be injured later. Watch my gestures." Dave took out his phone to check the time and looked at Kakuzu aside.

"I understand" Kakuzu nodded.

The two stood up and left in opposite directions.

Dave jumped down from the high platform and jumped to the center of the field.

"Welcome to the last game of this Chūnin exam. First, once someone is injured during the exam, I will terminate this game immediately. Of course, if you are awesome enough, kill the opponent before I stop you. .Hmm.. Then you are really awesome. Konoha will not hold you accountable. It doesn’t matter whether other ninja villages hold Konoha accountable. Second, during the battle, it is forbidden to spread the battle scope to the surrounding stands. "If economic losses and casualties are caused, then I, as well as the village where he lives, will be fully compensated. Friendly reminder, the compensation will be paid by Mr. Kakuzu, the financial manager of Aishen Company, who will personally go to claim compensation." Dave held a microphone. , said slowly.

And just after Dave said this, the position of Wuying...

"No, hurry, hurry! Go find those Genin and explain the situation. During the battle, you must not hurt anyone in the stands! Anyone who causes any economic losses to Konoha will stay in Genin for the rest of his life!" Ishikawa heard Dai The husband panicked on the spot and shouted to Wu behind him.

"Understood" Wu squinted his eyes and nodded... Are you a black-faced ghost...

Thinking of this name, Wu shuddered hard and hurried back to find those Genin.

The other three shadows did the same and hurriedly went to the entourage behind them to explain the situation to the Genin.

But generally speaking, the meaning is the same. As long as the village suffers any economic losses, you will stay here for the rest of your life.

"Okay, just these two reminders. Next, I won't talk nonsense. The first game, Kirigakure's xxxx vs. Sunagakure's xxxx" Dave nodded and then shouted. Then he slowly backed away and stood at the edge of the field.

Two figures walked slowly from the passages on both sides of the venue. Let's call the Kirigakure people Mist Shinobi A, and the Sunagakure people Sand Shinobi B.

Mist Shinobi has a big sword on his back and looks about the same age as Dave.

"Just now, referee, you said that if I kill the opponent before you stop me, you won't be held accountable, right?" Mist Shinobi A came up and looked at Dave on the side, and said with a sneer on his face.

"Of course" Dave nodded, then you are really awesome and there is nothing I can do about it, right?

"Jie Jie... What if I kill the referee before killing him?" Mist Shinobi A took out the big knife from his back and said slowly.

The venue suddenly became silent. Tobirama and Izuna in the stands narrowed their eyes and looked at the Mist Shinobi Ka... The other four shadows folded their hands with a playful look and said nothing.

Wu looked at Mist Shinobi A on the scene, his face full of disdain. He knew how capable Dave was. With this thing, he would probably evaporate before he even touched Dave.

Uchiha tribe land

Two Chakra light pillars soared into the sky..

Hashirama and Madara didn't go to the scene. Madara thought it was boring to watch those Genin rookies pecking each other. Hashirama, he just went where Madara went.

The two of them were watching the live recording on their mobile phones. When they saw the rookie Mist Shinobi A saying those words to Dave, the two of them burst out in a beam of light.

"I'll get the sickle."

"I'll get the scroll"

The two hit it off immediately and planned to visit Kirigakure after Chūnin's exam.

Of course they couldn't do anything in the village, but if they couldn't do it in their own village, couldn't they go to other people's villages?

In the Chūnin examination room, the mustache ghost Lantern Huanyue sitting on the stage had a sneer on his face. Suddenly he felt a burst of cold air blowing on his face... which made the mustache shiver hard...

Could it be that Master Bai Lian is about to show up?

in the stands

"Baga! If you dare to be disrespectful to Brother Dave, let me go down! I'll let him feel what youth is!" Might Dai saw that Brother Dave, whom he usually respects very much, was threatened by someone. Can he bear this?

Sakumo on the side had already drawn his sword, with a cold look in his eyes.

Junma slowly pulled out the bone blade in his hand. Although he usually had a playful smile and was very "filial", whenever someone dared to bully the people around him, he would definitely be the first to attack.

Mist Shinobi? I heard brother Dave say before that it seems to be where his family is, but... he disdains the rubbish family in this kind of rubbish village.