Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Siying is finally leaving today. Nonsense, why don't you leave and wait for the black-faced ghost to kill them?

Mizukage calculated, even including the 500 million ryo that Tobirama compensated him this time, he still lost 500 million this time when he came to Konoha...

I won't come, I won't come, I won't come again next time...

"STD man, next time we meet, I guess you will be the Second Tsuchikage." Dave, Tobirama and others came out to see them off. Dave looked at Wu and said with a smile on his face.

"Ha, kid, my master can live for several more years, so you don't have to worry about it. But you, kid, don't get killed that day." Wu sneered and said slowly.

"Don't worry. By the way, if I go to Iwagakure to play, you won't drive me away, right?" Dave waved his hand and asked with a smile.

"Welcome to play, boy, welcome," Wu narrowed his eyes and said slowly.

"Really?" Dave asked slightly surprised.

"Of course" Wu nodded.

"Okay, let's go, I'll go with you," Dave said happily.

Everyone present was stunned...

"Hokage, are you sure you don't worry about your son coming to Konoha?" Ishikawa looked at Tobirama over there with a sneer and said slowly.

"Of course, don't worry." Tobirama nodded.

"Hey, good boy, since you dare to come, we Iwagakure dare to entertain you." Ishikawa looked at Dave and sneered.

Ever since, Dave followed Ishikawa's team and walked slowly towards Iwagakure.

Tobirama squinted his eyes and looked toward a certain forest. After everyone could no longer see his back, Tobirama took out the walkie-talkie hanging on his belt.

"Oromo Oromo, this is the white wolf, this is the white wolf. The blade has left with the target mission"

"Oromo received, Oromo received. over!"

This feeling... Tobirama thinks it's not bad...

Then he led everyone back to the village. As for worrying about Dave's safety... he should worry about Dave and Kakuzu going to Iwagakure this time so that they won't go bankrupt.

"Swart, Swart, this is White Wolf, are you following the target?" Kakuzu, who was following Tsuchikage's team a few hundred meters away, picked up his cell phone and shouted.

"Swart receives Swart, Swart and Black Rose are already following the target Mizukage team. Black Rose and I are determined to win this mission of devastating blow to Kirigakure." Hashirama's voice came from the other side of the phone. .

"over, over"

Hashirama and Madara behind the Mizukage team

"Madara, this feels so good! I seem to have returned to when we were two children!" Hashirama said with a bazooka behind him and looking at Madara with a smile on his face.

"Yeah, not bad" Madara nodded. His Gatling was too big to carry on his back, so he asked Mito to seal it into a scroll.

"But, Madara, just two years after Kirigakure was built, we went to destroy it for them... Isn't that not good?" Hashirama asked with some worry.

"Call me Black Rose. This mission is carried out by the Akatsuki organization. What does it have to do with Konoha?" Madara said with a sneer.

"That's right." Hashirama nodded in understanding, forget it, no matter what, he will go wherever Madara goes.

Madara has not moved his hands for several years and his hands are a little itchy. This time he came to Mist Shinobi simply because his hands were itchy and he came here to practice.

Dave said that the establishment of this Xiao organization was just for fun, and you can do whatever you like. Hey, then I, Madara, feel very happy about killing Mist Shinobi. Do you have any objections?

After traveling all afternoon, Dave and Kakuzu finally arrived at Iwagakure

"Wu, you should take this kid to the rest shop in our village to rest first. Remember, give people a 'good' discount," Ishikawa looked at Wu behind him and said slowly.

"Understood, Master" Wu nodded.

Then Ishikawa left here with a group of lame Genin, leaving only Dave and Wu.

"Boy, tell me, what's your purpose in coming to Rock Shinobi?" Wu Mu watched the master leave, then turned to look at Dave behind him and asked.

"???What purpose can I have? Um... I came to Iwagakure to experience the customs and customs of Iwagakure and feel the simple enthusiasm of the people of Iwagakure. Is this wrong?" Dave said doubtfully.

"Heh, come with me." Wu sneered, and then slowly walked in a certain direction, Dave following behind him.

Naturally, he wouldn't believe this kid's nonsense. Not a word of this kid's mouth was true.

a moment later

"What are you doing?? One million silver taels a night for an ordinary room??" Dave pointed at the extremely unreasonable price and roared.

"Kid, this is the room with the highest level of treatment in our village. What do you mean by ordinary rooms? These rooms are usually used to entertain the lords and nobles of the Earth Kingdom. Before this, they were worth five million taels per night. In order to show I have been bargaining with the boss for a long time about our simple customs and customs in Iwagakure," Wu said slowly with a sneer.

"You fucking fart! You and I just came here! You cut a fart!" Dave slapped the counter and roared in displeasure.

Usually he was the only one who tricked others, but he didn't expect that this time someone actually tricked him.

"Hey, kid, this is the only room left in the village now. You can't help but live in it," Wu Environmental Protection said with a face full of teasing.

"Okay! I'll stay!" Dave glanced at Wu angrily, took out a hundred watts of silver from his arms, and slapped Wu's hand hard.

"I wish you a good night's sleep." Wubu was angry, smiled, took the money, and left slowly.

"Asshole! Damn it! Asshole! Oro Mo Oro Mo! This is the Blade! Come to my room to assemble right away! Damn it, someone else has actually cheated you!" Dave returned to the room he bought at an "extremely favorable" price. He took out his phone and roared.

"OroMo received, over!"

On a dark and windy night, two wretched men wearing stockings acted again...

"This time, our target is the village treasury of Iwagakure, do you understand? Get as much as you can! The operation code name is 'Sweeping Rock Shinobi', do you understand?"

"clear!"

"gogogo!!"

Just as Dave and Kakuzu were taking action, Mist Shinobi...

"Hashirama...Dave said...people in the Akatsuki organization...must bring something like this..." Madara looked at the stockings in her hands and reluctantly asked with her eyes closed.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo of of of your facial features, your mouth was slanted to your eyes, and you were mumbling incomprehensibly.

"...." Madara looked at the stockings in her hands and looked at Hashirama's current appearance...

Madara was lost in thought...