Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Ghost Lantern Genin slowly entered Kirigakure with a group of lame Genin.

Hashirama, who was wearing stockings on his head and had a distorted face, and Madara, who couldn't stand the tight stockings, casually scratched his face with his fingers on the ground, squatting in the grass.

"Madara, can we go up?" Hashirama looked at Madara and asked.

"Up" Madara really couldn't bear to see Hashirama's current appearance, so she closed her eyes and nodded.

"Wait a minute, I'll play the song requested by the organization." Hashirama suddenly thought of something and quickly stretched out his hand to stop Madara who was about to step out.

After a while, Mist Shinobi's Mizukage building

"Damn black-faced bucking ghost, bastard! One trip to Konoha cost Mist Shinobi more than a billion taels." Ghost Lantern Huanyue held the account book in his hand and roared with anger.

"Mizukage-sama, it's bad, there are two weirdos at the village gate." At this time, two guards ran in from the office, looking nervously at Ghost Lantern Huanyue and shouted.

"Weird? What's his appearance?" Ghost Lantern Huanyue immediately thought of two perverts wearing stockings on their heads and asked in confusion.

"One of them wears stockings on his head, and his facial features cannot be seen clearly. The other... the other... seems to be Konoha's Uchiha Madara..." the guard said after thinking for a while.

"Xiao!" Ghost Lantern Huanyue slammed the table and stood up. This hateful organization had injured and disabled all the Genin it brought to their village in Konoha, and now they all followed them to their village.

"You first organize the villagers to retreat. Gu, you come with me to have a look." Guideng Huanyue looked at the young man aside and said.

The young man nodded, and then the two of them quickly ran out of the Mizukage Building.

Kirigakureguchi

"I packed my bags back and forth, and the moment I left home, I knew that real life has too many special characteristics. If you see me, don't be too indifferent. I am sentimental, but passionate and unrestrained. In a hurry The world has no time to ask why..."

Hashirama and Madara stood at the door of Mist Shinobi. Madara was holding the stereo in one hand and Gatling in the other.

Ghost Lantern Huanyue took the young man here in a few seconds.

"Uchiha Madara? Senju Hashirama? Aren't you two in the hospital?" Ghost Lantern asked in confusion as he looked at the ugly man wearing stockings in front of him and Uchiha Madara, who was slightly coquettish at the moment.

"We are the Akatsuki organization. I am Swart, and this is Black Rose." Hashirama pointed at Madara and then pointed at himself to introduce.

Ghost Lantern looked at Hashirama like he was looking at a fool, are you making trouble with me? Can you two respect me? I'm not blind yet.

"Don't talk so much nonsense with him. Do it!" Madara gave Mustache a cold look.

Then Madara slowly put down the speaker in her hand.

Madara picked up the Gatling, Hashirama picked up the bazooka...

The small village on the edge of Kirigakure is very confused today. What happened over there at Mist Shinobi? There seems to be singing...

I packed my bags...

This song is pretty good...

a few hours later

In the middle of the ruins of Kirigakure, Hashirama took off his stockings and wiped his sweat. Madara on the side put down the hot Gatling in her hand and put it into the sealing scroll.

"Let's go" Madara looked at Hashirama and said.

Hashirama nodded, and the two of them left in a hurry...

After the two left, the ghost lantern Huayue and the young man climbed up from the ruins...

"Ahhhh!! Damn Konoha!! Ancient! Arrange manpower to form Kirigakure immediately! After Mist Shinobi is built! Immediately launch a war on Konoha!!" Mustache roared angrily.

Because Gui Lan Huanyue had evacuated the villagers before, most of the buildings in the village were destroyed and there were very few casualties.

"But, Mr. Second Generation, can we... be able to defeat him?" The young man swallowed and asked doubtfully.

"Yes! Oh, you saw Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara go to Konoha before. Both of them were hospitalized. This time they went out just to give us and the ninja world a shock. They were just pretending to be powerful. You Did you just see the two of them using Wood Style and Sharingan?" Mustache sneered and looked at the young man and asked.

"No." The young man shook his head.

"That's right, they just used the weapons in their hands. It can be seen that now they can't even use ninjutsu. They can reach Mist Shinobi with a powerful crossbow." Mustache touched He stroked his beard and analyzed clearly. He seemed to have seen that it was time for him to step on the heads of Hashirama and Madara and unify the ninja world.

"I see... then... Lord Second Generation... they can't even use ninjutsu... why... you didn't stop them just now... and took me to run away..." The young man nodded thoughtfully, and then asked in confusion.

"Ah, cough, cough, cough... Gu, this... you are the Third Generation project that Master decided to make before he left. It seems that you still have a lot to learn. This is not possible. I This makes them relax their vigilance and think that we Kirigakure are really rubbish, but after the village is built, we will give them a fatal blow to Konoha!" Mustache coughed a few times and said with embarrassment.

Mustache wants to slap himself a few times now...that's right...they can't even use ninjutsu, so why the hell am I running away? My village! ! !

No matter how much Mist Shinobi's mustache regrets it, Iwagakure's side.

The two of them have reached the bottom of the Tsuchikage Building

"Oro Mo, Oro Mo, this is the Blade, how is the situation over there?" Dave shouted while lying on the wall of the Tsuchikage Building, holding a walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Blade Blade, this is Oro, it's safe here" Angle's voice came from the intercom.

"Report the opponent's defensive strength" Dave said softly.

"There are two at the door, one is already asleep, and the other is holding three hundred silver taels in his hand, which was printed three years ago. One of them has wrinkles in the lower left corner, one is broken at the corner, and one is intact. Damn things, even the money is taken care of. Isn’t it good?”

"You are the bastard. I asked you to report the guard force. Why are you reporting the money in his hand to me?" Veins popped out on Dave's head. This scammer...

"Oh, two at the door, eight on the first floor, fifteen on the second floor, and twenty on the third floor."

"Can I go in and check the situation?" Dave asked.

"You can go in on the first floor, but not on the second and third floors. There are too many people. There is a guard standing at the door of almost every room."

"Can I get in through the outside window?"

"Yes, but you must move gently. The people guarding the opponent are basically Chūnin and above."

"Go out, I'm on the third floor, you're on the second floor"

Dave was just about to enter a room on the third floor when suddenly a shout came from below. Dave was immediately stunned.