Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Bastard!! Did you destroy the money like that? Will you take the money! This is a hundred taels!! I feel so bad!!"

Kakuzu's roar came from below...

Dave is confused

"Ahhh!! Someone invaded the Tsuchikage Building!!"

"I'm going to **** Oro! Retreat!" Dave picked up the walkie-talkie and yelled.

Four o'clock in the morning, in Dave's room

"I fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, are you a ****? I'll fuck you," Dave pointed at Kakuzu and cursed.

Kakuzu clasped his ears disdainfully..

"Tell me, why did you make the noise?" Dave took a deep breath and forced himself to resist the urge to beat this guy up.

"That bastard actually took money to pick his nose. You said he wasn't just wasting his wealth!"

"Oh my god!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you scumbag!!"

Dave couldn't bear it anymore and rode directly on Kakuzu and beat Kakuzu violently...

"Kid, is there someone in your room? Open the door!" At this time, a voice came from the door.

Dave quickly stood up and threw the ball of string under him out of the window.

"to reimburse..."

These were the last words Dave heard. This is really a scam.

Dave took a deep breath to calm down, walked to the door, opened the door to the room, and it was Wu.

"STI man, are you sick? Why are you looking for me at four in the morning? I'm still sleeping if you don't sleep." Dave asked, rubbing his eyes constantly, yawning, and pretending to be very sleepy.

"Hey, kid, was it you who invaded the Tsuchikage Building just now?" Mu asked with a sneer.

"Tsuchikage Building? Why did I go there when I had nothing to do? I just woke up by you, okay?" Dave gave him a roll of his eyes.

"Hey, kid, do you sleep in clothes like this?" Wu smiled and asked, pointing to the black stealth suit on Dave's body.

"Brother, these are pajamas. Do you understand pajamas? Do you think everyone is like you, Xiao Zhizhi, who wears bandages all day?" Dave was stunned for a moment and hurriedly explained.

"Damn boy" had blue veins popping out of his head... This boy... is such a bastard...

Calm down, calm down, this is your own village...

"Do you have any wine?" Dave asked

"Yes" glanced at Dave doubtfully and nodded.

"Let's go have a drink. I can't sleep even if you wake me up." Dave stretched and said slowly.

So, Dave and Wu found a wine shop and started drinking... completely forgetting about the black thread lying on the grass outside the hotel...

Inside the wine shop

"Boss, two bottles of sake," Wu shouted to the boss.

"Hey! It turns out Master Wu is here, please take a seat." When the owner of the wine shop saw that Mr. Wu was here, he nodded with respect.

"Oh, I can't tell, STD man, you have a pretty good reputation in the village." Dave and Wu were sitting opposite each other. Dave looked at Wu in front of him and asked jokingly.

"Hmph" Wu arrogantly raised his head and hummed twice.

"Come on, you're fat and you have asthma." Dave gave him a roll of his eyes.

"Sir, this is wine for you two." The boss next to him brought two bottles of sake to their table.

As a result, the wine table fell into silence, and the two of them drank their own drinks.

"Boy, if Rock Shinobi launches a war against Konoha, will you fight with me?" Both of them had almost finished drinking. Wu raised his head and asked slowly.

"No." Dave, blushing slightly, smiled and shook his head.

"Why? Aren't you from Konoha, the son of the Second Generation?" he asked without any doubts.

"Of course, if you Rock Shinobi launch a war against Konoha, I will definitely go to the front line and fight with you. Fight with you, but I won't fight you to the death," Dave said with a smile.

"Why?" Wu was even more confused.

"Because you are the person in the ninja world who has the most communication and good relationship with me except me in Konoha. I am still very peace-loving. If you, a sexually transmitted disease man, die, I will have fewer friends in the future. A lot of fun." Dave smiled.

"Is that why?"

"Well, that's why"

After the two of them finished speaking, they fell into silence, drinking wine in silence...

At dawn, Dave looked at Wu, who was already drunk in front of him.

"Hiccup, STD man, you can't even drink. Haha, let's go." Dave stood up in a daze, looked at Wu lying on the ground, laughed twice, walked to the side to get something, and shook his head. Walked away in a daze.

After Dave left, Wu slowly sat up while lying on the ground.

"Boy...if we really get into a fight...I won't fight you..."

After saying that, Wuye stood up unsteadily and prepared to leave..

"Um, Master Wu... you haven't paid yet?" The boss saw this scene and hurriedly walked to Wu and said.

"How much?" Wu frowned and asked.

"Three million silver taels" the boss swallowed.

"How much!!???" Wu Dejiu sobered up on the spot and asked with a confused roar.

"Three million silver taels..." The boss was so frightened that he trembled... but it was still necessary to say it...

"Three million silver taels for these dozens of bottles of sake? Are you kidding me?" Wu pointed at the sake on the table behind him and roared with anger.

"Then... those sakes are only a few hundred thousand taels... but... but... but when the white-haired young man left just now... he took several bottles of good wine that were more than 20 years old... those good wines are worth a The bottles are worth hundreds of thousands of taels..." The boss swallowed and said hesitantly.

"Damn you brat!! I will fight you to the death!!"

Dave, who was walking on the street, heard the roar from behind and smiled. Alas, I bought a few bottles of good wine for free, so comfortable.

After Dave returned, he drank and fell asleep directly on the bed..

late at night..

"Oro, if you do what you did yesterday, you will die." Dave looked at Kakuzu in front of him, scratching his neck with his hand, and said threateningly.

"Don't worry Blade, I will not be disturbed by other matters this time!" Kakuzu promised.

Hey hey hey... this time I stole it... ahem, the money I got from groping, this guy and I will share an extra 10%, hahaha!

"Sweep Rock Shinobi2.0, gogogo!! rushB!!"

This time, Kakuzu was very clean and tidy, with no nonsense words or unnecessary actions throughout the mission.

The two ran away after ransacking Rock Shinobi's village treasury.

The next day, Ishikawa was going to see how much money he still had in his village treasury. That damn black-faced buck went to Konoha and lost more than a billion dollars. It was my money!

Ishikawa hummed the song from the Noh drama he watched last night and opened the door to the room in front of him leisurely...

The third day...

Iwagakure First Generation Meishikawa died at the age of sixty-nine due to ineffective rescue of heart disease. Subsequently, Wuwei Second Tsuchikage..