Crazy Dave Of Konoha

[Sexually transmitted disease man, don’t think I don’t know what you’re thinking. You slut, be careful. You’ve probably fought against Guideng Huanyue’s mustache before. Be careful yourself and don’t be too stupid. Play with others and die together. Don’t forget, I cheated you out of three million dollars worth of wine. I still have this wine in my hand, waiting to drink some with you next time we meet.

There is a good thing in this scroll. Remember to open it when you are in danger.

Finally, don’t die, STD man】

The large army ran for a day, and when they were resting at night, Wu opened the letter.

"This kid..." After reading it, Wu tore the letter into pieces, shook his head and smiled.

This kid...is he still so naive...can he do anything to seduce the enemy...This guy...you should be careful...at worst, when we go to war with Konoha, I will be gentler...

Wu looked at the scroll next to him, thought for a while, and hung it on his belt.

Sand Shinobi battlefield

"What? Seven people were dispatched from Konoha? Are you looking down on us?!" Samana looked at the information in his hand and roared angrily.

"These are the six disciples of Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama, as well as Senju Tobirama's son," said Chiyo, whose purple hair had begun to lighten and her complexion was already a little pale.

"Damn it!! Bastard! Send out five hundred people! Set off immediately!!" Veins popped out on Shamen's head. Is Konoha looking down on people so much? Okay, okay, you seven, let me see how you can beat the five hundred of us.

Compared to the thousands of tents at the Sand Shinobi station, there are only seven tents at the Konoha station, which is a bit thin.

"Damn it, do they want to fight so soon? It's just the first day of the war!" Dave roared speechlessly after listening to Danzo's information.

"Can we fight?" Hiruzen looked at Dave and asked.

"Hit, I beat them so damn hard that their grandma doesn't even know them! Don't do anything! I'll go alone! Damn, are you looking down on people so much?" Dave slapped the table hard, stood up, and walked out of the station.

"Dave, don't be impulsive." Homura and Tie Feng hurriedly stopped Dave.

"This is youth! Believe me! I'll show them what a battlefield rose is!" Dave picked up the Uchiha fan placed in the tent and said with a youthful atmosphere.

Uh-huh... Looking at Dave's figure rushing towards him, the six of them looked at each other in confusion... It's better to follow them and see... One person fighting five hundred people... It's a bit... um...

Battlefield Junction

Dave held a round fan in his right hand and slowly walked towards the five hundred people in front of him.

"This kid, do you look down on us so much?!" "Come on!!" The leader saw that there was only one person coming from the other side, and he roared with veins popping out on his head.

The order given by Feng Ying on their side was to annihilate or capture the other seven people. They thought those seven people were so powerful that all five hundred of us were needed. But... the reality is... you have just one person here... do you think you look down on people so much?

Dave looked at the five hundred people rushing in front of him with a smile on his face. The pace slowly quickened, accelerated, and rushed towards the opponent's five hundred people.

"You said Dave...it's okay..." Hiruzen looked at the five people next to him in the grass and asked doubtfully.

"Hmm... It should be no problem... Didn't you see that Dave didn't even use his Wood Style?" Danzo thought for a while and looked at the situation on the field and said slowly.

"Be vigilant. If something goes wrong, go and help immediately." Koharu glanced at the two and shouted.

The two of them were startled by the shout, but Koharu was fine.

Dave rushed into the crowd, his eyes sharp, and his eyes kept moving to observe the situation.

It's a pity that Dave hasn't mastered the physical skills yet, and he has only learned it for less than two months.

"Damn it, that bastard made a sneak attack! Shameless! In the fucking war, you still do the crotch-picking trick?!" Dave's body shape kept changing in the crowd, and from time to time someone would be knocked away. Suddenly, Dave felt his lower body There was a pain, a roar full of anger. This is so shady.

"Boy, this is war!" Dave lowered his head. It turned out that the man he had just knocked down was lying under him and he didn't notice that he was attacked by a sneak attack. There was no prototype of this man's face anymore, his teeth were all knocked out, and he was still mocking Dave with a smile on his face.

"Fuck you!" Veins popped out on Dave's head, and the fan in his hand was inserted directly into the neck of the person on the ground. The bodies were separated.

"Damn! What kind of thing is making a sneak attack again! Don't talk about martial arts!! Can't you afford it??" As soon as Dave pulled out the fan from the ground, he was suddenly slashed in the back.

"I can't bear it anymore!! Go to hell with your physical skills!!"

"Wood Style.Destruction Mushroom!!!"

In the woods beside

The six people looked at Dave, who was still fighting well, and suddenly used Wood Style. After looking at the mushroom cloud floating in the sky, the six people fell into deep thought...

"Danzo... this... this is... this is... the battlefield rose..." Hiruzen swallowed and asked tremblingly.

"It should be..." Danzo said slowly while holding on to his composure...

"Just...just...what did Dave say..." Qifeng took out a military grain pill from his belt with trembling hands and stuffed it into his mouth, swallowed it and asked in a trembling voice...

"He said...those people...can't afford it..." Jing slowly spoke...

The six people fell into silence again...The one who can't afford it...it should be Dave...

Dave looked at the big pit in front of him and wiped the sweat from his face with a smile on his face... There must have been more than a dozen people killed by physical skills just now. Well, it seems that my physical skills are really good. Getting stronger and stronger!

Wood Style and everything else are auxiliary, but my physical skills are the strongest!

After the six people were silent for a while, Utatane Koharu reacted first and rushed forward. The five of them saw Koharu rushing forward and quickly followed him.

"Dave, are you okay?" Koharu ran to Dave, looked at the shocking wound behind Dave, and asked worriedly.

"It's okay, just a minor injury." Dave smiled sarcastically.

"Dave, your Wood Style is really getting better and better." Jing walked up to Dave, threw the fan in Dave's hand to Feng Feng, and said with a smile.

"What Wood Style? Haven't you seen my bravery, invincibility, ghostly figure, and graceful physical skills?" Dave said unconvinced.

"Well...Dave, your physical skills are quite good..." Hiruzen nodded quickly. Although you can't afford it...

"Humph, remember, I, Dave, am the most powerful in physical skills, and Wood Style and all are auxiliary! This is youth!"