Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"What? Five hundred people were wiped out?" Shamen looked at the battle report in his hand and roared with confusion.

"Well, the whole army was wiped out. As for the specific battlefield situation, because no one has returned, there is currently no information on who caused it." Chiyo nodded.

"Where are the seven people in Konoha?" Samana asked.

"It's okay. Last night... there was still smoke coming from over there... it seemed like there was a barbecue..." Chiyo was stunned for a moment and said slowly.

"Asshole! Asshole!" Samana threw all the documents on the table to the ground and roared angrily.

The war hasn't even started yet, and five hundred people on my side died on the first day. How can they still have a barbecue without any trouble over there?

"Three hundred people. Send out another three hundred people. By the way, I'm taking 20 people to lurk. I want to see what's going on! I don't believe it!" Shamen vented for a while and forced himself to calm down. Said to Chiyo.

"Okay." Chiyo glanced at Samana indifferently, and then walked out of the tent. After Lieto's death, the only ones who could make Chiyo get emotional were Chiyo's son and her brother.

Chiyo didn't want to say anything about Lie Dou's apprentice.

Konoha station here

"Three hundred people came from the other side? Are they here to give away their heads again?" Dave smiled disdainfully after hearing Danzo's news.

"Dave, can we also play this time?" Hiruzen looked at Dave and asked unhappily. The last battle allowed Dave to steal the show, but I, Hiruzen, didn't steal the show!

My Hiruzen target is Hokage! How can we do without any achievements?

Dave glanced at the six people in front of him, and all six of them nodded at the same time. Indeed, they all wanted to take action. They all felt itchy when they saw Dave playing 1v500 alone.

"I understand, okay, you six will come this time." Dave rolled his eyes and smiled evilly, as if he thought of something malicious.

Kagami, Hiruzen, and Danzo looked at each other and shuddered... This guy... thought of something again...

Then Dave took out his cell phone and called Kakuzu, but what he said was unknown to the six of them.

the next day

Kakuzu arrived, carrying a sack behind him, and walked slowly into the station.

"Kid, what do you mean?" Kakuzu put down the sack on his body and looked at Dave and asked.

"This time you come in and help them." Dave said with a smile.

"Boy, I'm only responsible for making money, not fighting." Kakuzu glanced at Dave and said slowly.

"Yes, after this fight is over, I will help you make money."

"When will the fight be fought?"

"immediately"

"By the way, send these things over to them. By the way, you have to get them too," Dave pointed to the sacks on the ground and said with a smile.

"Damn brat! I have dignity!!" Kakuzu was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then walked up and slapped Dave's table hard and shouted.

"After this fight, you will receive a billion in dividends."

"Okay boss, I'll do it right away"

"...Didn't you just say that you have dignity?" Dave was stunned for a moment and asked in a wicked way.

"Dignity? Is money worth anything?" Kakuzu glanced at Dave sideways.

"..." Although I have thought of the answer just now... why is there still some silence...

Battlefield Junction

Seven people vs five hundred people.

"Are all seven of them out?" Sand Shinobi Jōnin, the leader this time, looked at the seven people over there with a slightly red face. He paused and asked the people around him.

"I don't know, but something is wrong. Didn't the intelligence say that one of them has white hair? There doesn't seem to be any white hair inside." The man was also a little confused.

"Um...sir...can...can I laugh...I...I can't hold it in anymore..." At this time, a Chūnin behind him came forward with a red face and asked for instructions.

"Why are you laughing? This is a solemn battlefield! Hold it back! Phew..." Jōnin, the leader, just finished speaking, burst out laughing, and then quickly took it back.

opposite

"Damn Dave!!" Hiruzen fisted his hands and roared angrily.

He actually threatened me, he actually dared to threaten me! ! threaten me! ! hateful! When I become Hokage, I will definitely put on little shoes for him! !

Danzo on the side had the foresight to carve a piece of wood into a mask and put it on his face.

Mirror, Feng Feng, and Homura, because they couldn't find any wood, put the stockings that Mirror had brought over before on their heads.

"Hey, why don't you fight?" Hiruzen couldn't stand this weird atmosphere and roared over there.

"Fight!! Charge!!" came the reply, and then three hundred people rushed towards the seven of them.

"...Do you want to do what the boy said..." Kakuzu glanced at the six people next to him and asked reluctantly.

"Do it!" Hiruzen nodded with an angry face. Damn bastard Dave! !

"we are..."

"we are..."

"Seven gourd brothers!" "The goblin on the other side, put my grandfather back!" Hiruzen, wearing a red gourd costume with a small red gourd on his head, shouted angrily.

"...Yes...put...put our grandpa back!!" The mirror on the side was wearing a green gourd doll costume with a small green gourd on her head. She was silent for a while and shouted intermittently. ..

The battlefield, which was originally filled with only footsteps and sounds of killing, suddenly became silent... Danzo slowly closed his eyes under the mask... Dave... he knew it would be like this...

"Hahahahaha, ah..." Dave, who was squatting on the tree over there, laughed and fell down from the tree...

Dave's laughter completely set off the scene.

The three hundred Sand Shinobi people who were still shouting to kill and fight suddenly stopped and laughed.

"I...we...we have never seen your grandpa...hahahahaha" The leader, Sand Shinobi Jōnin, was even more outrageous, laughing so hard that he punched the ground.

"Kids... I don't care what you think... I can't bear it anymore..." Veins popped out on Kakuzu's head...

"Fire Style. Head work!" "Summoning Technique. Ape Demon!" "Wind Style. Vacuum Sphere!" "Dung Reading!"....

An hour later, Sand Shinobi stationed here

"Lord Kazekage, Lord Kazekage, three hundred people...three hundred people...three hundred people were wiped out..." Of the twenty people lurking on the battlefield, only three survived in the end.

"Bang! Who did this!" Samana slapped the table and stood up, roaring angrily.

"The seven gourd brothers..."

There was silence in the tent...

"No, no, no, it's those seven of them." The ninja felt that what he said was wrong, so he quickly slapped himself and changed his words.

"...How are the strength of the seven of them?" Samana asked slowly after being silent for a while.

"One should be the black-faced buckling ghost, and the other should be the terrifying turd of Uchiha. I don't know about the remaining five, but judging from their strength, they should all be Jōnin or above." The ninja shook his head.

"Black-faced ghost...horrible dung..." Samana sighed...

The tent fell into silence again..