Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Then Shamen put on a silencer and tried several shots in the distance. The power was indeed impressive.

"Let's get a thousand pistols and a hundred thousand rounds of ammunition first," Samana looked at the pistol in his hand and said slowly after thinking for a while.

"Okay sir, do you want to pay now?" Dave slapped the table and asked with a smile on his face.

Kakuzu behind him took out the sack from his backpack. The sack had its mouth wide open. I, Kakuzu, was ready.

"Can you...wait until the war is over?" Shamen closed his eyes and said with some embarrassment.

The village is really out of money... It's good to win this war. I can ask Konoha for money. If I lose... well... I'll be barefoot by then anyway, and I'm still afraid of you. Xiao organizes this guy who wears shoes?

"Oro, collect your things, let's go to Konoha to discuss business." Dave didn't even look at Samana, picked up the things on the table and left.

Playing like a bachelor, I am also a bachelor.

"Stand! I...I pay now! But I have to inspect the goods!" Samana quickly stopped the two people who were about to leave. What's the trouble? Konoha is not easy to fight in the first place. The Akatsuki organization will go to Konoha again. Selling arms, but I'm still doing nothing here.

"Oh, isn't this right? Oro, let me inspect the goods!" As soon as Dave and Kakuzu heard this, they turned their heads instantly, and the smiles in their tight stockings were slightly ferocious.

Kakuzu took out several seal scrolls from his backpack and formed seals. Several large sacks of contents appeared in the tent.

Samana stepped forward and opened two sacks, which contained one thousand pistols and one hundred thousand rounds of ammunition, which were arranged in an orderly manner.

"Want to try now?" Dave stepped forward and handed a pistol to Salmon, asking with a ferocious smile on his face.

"No need" Shamen shook his head and sighed. If this war really cannot be won, then Sunagakure will really be doomed.

Then Samana called a guard. As soon as the guard entered the tent, he was startled when he saw two ferocious men wearing stockings in front of them. After Samana explained the situation to him, the two followed the guard to get the money.

Two people carrying large sacks walk in the forest at night

"Boy, if you sell arms to the other party like this, you will get money quickly, but aren't you worried about your Konoha side?" Kakuzu looked at Dave with a puzzled look while carrying a large bag of money.

"Do you really think I'm stupid for selling good arms to others? Of the 1,000 sold to them, more than 900 have been tampered with. After one shot, it almost doesn't work. The second shot will blow them up directly. And can he talk to you about it? We gave him a test gun and he tried it. It was fine when we gave it to him. By then, the gun would be destroyed in his own hands. What can he say about our quality? Is there a problem?" Dave smiled sarcastically, his businessman nature clearly revealed.

"...Dave...isn't it a bit unethical for us to do this..."

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"But... I like..."

"Hey Hey...."

In the forest at night, two foxes laughed evilly.

the next day

With the arms in hand, the monks were so confident that they directly dispatched a thousand people, each with a gun in their hand.

"What do you say this time? Are you going to go, or am I going to go?" Dave looked at the seven children in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Let's go, Dave, just sit in the rear!" Hiruzen said, and the seven people left the tent and headed towards the battlefield.

Dave slowly walked out of the tent and looked at the "rear" where there were only seven tents...

As for why there are seven, in order to save money on the tent, Kakuzu brought a blanket and used it to make the floor in Dave's tent every day.

Sometimes this guy counts money every night and makes noise, Dave kicks him out, and this guy just wraps up a blanket and leans against the tent counting money all night long...

At the battlefield, there were two groups of people standing on both sides of the huge pothole.

One is the Calabash brothers wearing seven different colors, and the other is a thousand people holding firearms with overwhelming confidence.

Dawa, Hiruzen. Second child, Danzo. Sanwa, Akamichi takes the wind. Fourth baby, mirror. The fifth child, Homura. Six babies, Koharu. Kakuzu.

Seven people of different shapes were wearing clothes with different colors and the same appearance, and each had a small gourd on their head. This caused a strong visual impact to the thousand people on the opposite side...

"Boss, is this...is the range of this gun enough...I want to kill seven of them right now..." One person walked up to the leader and asked with a blush on his face while suppressing a smile.

"Hold on, the seven of them can't be underestimated, charge! Shoot as soon as you reach the shooting range! Don't fight with them in close combat!" The leader was still a Jōnin this time, and said with a red face.

Seeing the thousands of people in front of them rushing toward them, everyone was stunned for a moment...

"Danzo, what did Dave say to you before he left?" Hiruzen looked at Danzo aside with a solemn expression and asked.

"Dodge, the guns in their hands will explode, as long as you can dodge the first shot," Danzo said helplessly.

"Then leave it to me." Jing stepped forward and stood in front of the six people.

"It's almost done! Shoot!! Beat them into sieves!!" The leader, Jōnin, led thousands of people to feel that it was almost done, and shouted to the thousands of people behind him.

"Susanoo!" The mirror came out of Mangekyō ferociously, and then a yellow skeleton slowly floated around him, wrapping the seven people in it.

The bullets hit it like ping-pong-pong, but the mirror didn't break it.

"Boss, what should I do? What is that thing on the other side? These bullets can't penetrate it at all!" A cannon fodder roared in horror.

"Go on! Shoot! I don't believe it! I don't believe we can't break this shitty yellow skeleton with 100,000 bullets!" the leader Jōnin roared disdainfully.

"Follow my orders!"

"Load! Load! Shoot!!!"

"boom!"

a moment later

"Is this... is it over...?" Jing took back Susanoo, looking at the blood and corpses lying on the ground in front of her, and asked with a confused look on her face.

"Hmm..." Danzo was also a little stunned...

"Me! I'm not dead yet!! Me!! I can still be saved!!" At this time, on the battlefield littered with corpses, he slowly raised a hand and made a weak voice.

"Sorry, you can't be saved." Dave appeared, walked up to him, and inserted a kunai into the man's forehead.

"Kakuzu, I'll have a good talk with Orochi Roku when I go back later. The power of this explosive chamber is a bit weak. Look, the metal shrapnel is a bit inaccurate." Dave shouted unhappily towards Kakuzu over there.

The power of a firearm's explosion is not very powerful, but the metal fragments exploded from the pistol after the explosion cannot be underestimated. The speed and power are comparable to bullets, and the gas is good, so it is not fatal.

There was no other way, Dave could only help him.