Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"What's the situation like on other battlefields?" Dave looked at Danzo and asked.

"Mist Shinobi's side... it's so brutal... Madara-sama and Izuna-sama fought 3,000 people two days ago... and all 3,000 people were wiped out..." Danzo swallowed...

"Hey, is everything okay over there at Mist Shinobi?" Dave asked in surprise.

"Well, now Mist Shinobi is facing enemies from both sides, and Kiden Kangetsu is still locked in a fight with Iwagakure's Tsuchikage. I heard that the two have already scheduled a fight in the afternoon three days later. Kiden Kangetsu can no longer drag on Rock Shinobi. After going down, Madara-sama heard about the battlefield and he was probably anxious. The success or failure of the two of them will probably determine the outcome of this Mist Shinobi."

"As for the Second Generation master, the situation in Cloud Shinobi Village is a bit complicated. It's hard to say. They have internal problems. Now the Second Generation master is still dealing with Cloud Shinobi, and Cloud Shinobi's attitude is not clear." Danzo continued said.

"Damn, how can this be done? We haven't been fighting for a month yet. Kakuzu, bring your things. We haven't even earned enough money yet!" When Dave heard this, he thought this was okay. I haven’t earned enough money yet.

"What should we do here at Sand Shinobi? The six of us continue to drag him?" Hiruzen asked in confusion.

"That guy from Salmon doesn't dare to act rashly now. He has lost 1,800 men. How can he fight? Their total strength this time is only 8,000. They are probably still worried now. We can make money very quickly. Let's go. Kakuzu! If you have any questions, please contact the Second Generation project. I have his Flying Thunder God coordinates here."

On a dark and windy night, Oro and Blade are out again

"Which company should we cheat this time? Bah, which company should we sell to?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"Mist Shinobi" Dave had already thought of it.

"...I'm in such a miserable state now...and you're trying to trick me..." Kakuzu swallowed.

Now in the situation of Mist Shinobi... there is no money and not many people left. The village was destroyed a few months ago... How much money can be made in such a miserable village?

"Who said I went to cheat others? He is fighting with Rock Shinobi over there. We sell some good things to others, which in disguise weakens Rock Shinobi's strength. As for Uncle Madara...are you sure? Uncle Madara, he Are you afraid of these weapons?”

"gogogo! rushB!"

The two ran for a day and a night, and finally arrived at the battlefield between Mist Shinobi and Sand Shinobi.

Inside the tent of Ghost Lantern Huanyue...

"Asshole! Asshole! Damn Uchiha Madara! He couldn't hold on anymore and was hospitalized! Why is he still on the battlefield! Why can't he just live in old age! Die in peace!!" Mustache His hair was so angry that it was smoking.

"Gu, you immediately take away the 2,000 troops from here and go to support there! You must drag him with you! I will go immediately after there is no difference between my side and that one!" Ghost Lantern Huanyue said to the young man in front of him. shouted.

"Yes!" The young man took the order and left.

Mustache sat down on the chair with a sad face. Suddenly, the tent was opened again.

"Do you have anything else? It's impossible to give you more people. Then Uchiha Madara is a piece of shit! Don't be afraid of him, just drag him! Will I kill him when I get there? I'll beat him to his knees. Please call me daddy! Humph, wait until you see me kick Hashirama and punch Madara!" Mustache shouted with his eyes closed and his brows furrowed.

....

Kakuzu and Dave looked confused under their stockings. Are these people so brave?

"Have you recorded it?" Dave asked, looking at Kakuzu aside.

"Yes, it's recorded. Go back and show it to Madara." Kakuzu nodded.

"Who are you two!! Water Style. Water Dragon Bomb!" Mustache looked at the two stockings pervert that suddenly appeared in front of him, and started to attack directly.

a moment later

"Oh, why are you guys in the shadows so impulsive?" Dave sat in the seat where Mustache had just been, spinning a kunai in his hand, with a look of helplessness on his face.

"Let me go! Who are you!!" The pig-headed mustache was pinned to the ground by Kakuzu, roaring angrily.

"That's not a small tone. We are the Akatsuki organization. I am Blade, and this is Oro Mo. Our Akatsuki organization focuses on making the ninja world a nuclear-level ninja world." Dave introduced.

"We are now selling arms in the ninja world. We have focused on integrity for three hundred years. The Kazekage has agreed to use them. There are very strong discounts during the event. Do you want to buy some?"

Mustache:...

There is a man who talks about peace and sells goods with a gun in his hand. What should I do...

After a while, Dave and Kakuzu left here carrying several sacks.

"Don't leave yet, stay and watch the show. Let's see how Rock Shinobi and Mist Shinobi fight," Dave said to Kakuzu.

"What's so good about that?" Kakuzu asked in confusion.

"You are stupid. Think about it, Mist Shinobi used our weapons to beat up Rock Shinobi. Rock Shinobi will definitely be unhappy. Then we will go to Rock Shinobi to sell again. We came here and directly earned two villages." Ah!" Dave said seductively.

"Gogogo, a Seth!"

The next day, Mist Shinobi took the lead in dispatching 2,000 people. Everyone on Rock Shinobi's side was stunned. Did the little beard of Ghost Shinobi take the gun? How dare you bring people to beat you after being beaten by Uchiha Madara.

However, after experiencing this battle, Wu understood where the opponent's confidence came from. They dispatched 3,000 people here, but only 500 came back. The opponent's casualties were less than 100...

"Asshole! Asshole! Where did their machine gun weapons come from?!" Wu complained in the tent.

Let me tell you, how can you get the confidence from the other side? There are dozens of machine guns on the opposite side, and even Wu didn't notice that he received two bullets. Looking at the hole in his arm, Wu gritted his teeth, took out the bullet, and sewed the bandage on again.

"Hey, STD man, you're so embarrassed." Dave opened the tent, walked in slowly, and sat on Wu's seat.

"You brat? Why are you here? No, why are you here?" Wu B looked at Dave with a confused look and asked. Then he quickly came back to his senses and looked at Dave with vigilance.

"I, I'm here to sell you. Look at how miserable you were beaten by Mist Shinobi's mustache. It really hit you and hurt my heart." Dave said with gloating on his face.

"Smelly brat!" Wu glared at Dave fiercely.

"How's it going? Does it feel good to shoot with the machine gun?" Dave continued to ask with gloating.

"You brat, did you sell that to Mist Shinobi?" Wu immediately understood and looked at Dave with vigilance.

"Of course, do you want it?" Dave nodded.

"...Ha, boy, what a good calculation." Wu was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and sneered.

"Don't say I'm bad, I'm a good person. People in Konoha call me Lei Feng. I'm just asking if you want it?" Dave shrugged helplessly.

"Hey, boy, I remember you."

"Wow, your brain is too weak to remember me now?"

"You don't have a brain as small as yours, do you?"

"...Damn boy!"

A moment later, after the two had a three-hour long price increase and bargaining, Dave wiped the sweat from his face...wipe, Kakuzu would have to do this kind of thing in the future.

"Let's go, STD man, my goal has been achieved." Dave sealed a few sacks of money into the scroll, waved his hand and left.

Wu sat on his seat and waved his hands.

"By the way, don't die," Dave walked out of the tent, turned half of his face and said slowly.

Then the curtain came down...

"..Heh..I may not die even if you die, you brat..."