Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Under the promotion of two profiteers, Dave and Kakuzu, Mist Shinobi and Rock Shinobi started the first gun battle in the ninja world.

The battle situation was really brutal. Ghost Lantern Huanyue and Wu Wu's eyes turned red when they saw the situation on the field. A battle of this scale was even more heroic than a ninjutsu fight.

"Ghost Lantern Huanyue! Stop!" Wu really couldn't stand it anymore. He originally had a numerical advantage, but with this fight against the opponent, his numerical advantage was gone.

What kind of damn brats are they! Damn it!

"What do you want to do?" Ghost Lantern Huanyue asked with a sneer.

"It was originally agreed upon, let's have a fight," Wu said slowly.

"Okay" Ghost Lantern Huayue responded.

Both sides stopped pulling the triggers at the same time and slowly walked to the center of the battlefield.

"Bandage man, you haven't taken off the bandage yet? It seems that my steaming danger explosion power was already very powerful when I was young." Mustache started with a taunt.

"Heh, you're just a piece of shit?"

"My whole body was burned by my ninjutsu, and I still don't dare to show my true colors to others."

"Heh, you're just a piece of shit?"

"Would you say something else?"

"Heh, you're just a piece of shit?"

"..." Wu had quarreled with Dave before, and had already mastered bickering to a great level.

"Water Style. Water cannon!!" Veins popped up on Mustache's head and he couldn't bear it anymore.

The two of them started fighting for two days and two nights... Dave, who was squatting in the grass with Kakuzu to watch the battle, had his feet numb from squatting...

That mustache is really wretched, and if you can't beat him, it's just a mirage, so you can't see where he is. What about none? He is not a good person either, he is divided, invisible (Wuchen Confused), and even more disgusting.

The two of them have been spending time on the battlefield, and neither one can defeat the other...

On the battlefield at this moment, the two of them were hunched over and panting. There was not much Chakra left...

"Bandage man!! Go to hell!!" Mustache raised his finger tremblingly, like a gun, pointed at Wu in front and roared.

Wugang wanted to form a seal and use the last dust escape in his body to trade with his limit...

"Sexually transmitted disease man, don't die"

Wu stopped making his own seals. Ghost Lantern Huanyue was stunned for a moment, and the smile on his face became even bigger. Is the Chakra gone? Right, wouldn't it be better to just die honestly? Don't learn from Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama.

Kid... I believe you for once...

Wujiang slowly stretched his hand behind him and took out a seal scroll. Ghost Lantern Huanyue felt a sense of crisis in his heart, and accelerated the speed of mobilizing Chakra. The water cannon on his finger also slowly emerged.

"Unsolved!" Wu untied the scroll and opened the seal.

.....

The First Ninja World War began and has lasted for a month and a half. Today, news of the death of the first Kage-level strongman, Oniden Gengetsu, fell in the battle with Iwagakure Second Tsuchikage. The Second Tsuchikage was fine, but all the Chakra in his body was consumed.

The even worse news is that on the battlefield between Mist Shinobi and Konoha, Uchiha Madara once again killed 3,000 people. Kirigakure's morale was low since then and he was completely defeated. Ko, the young man who became the Third Mizukage, issued a surrender letter to Konoha and Rock Shinobi at the same time, and was willing to bear the cost compensation for this battle with us.

Mist Shinobi, withdrew from the First Ninja War. Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna also went to the battlefield of Sand Shinobi.

As for the thousand people they brought with them before, Uchiha Madara felt that they were of little use and asked them to return to Konoha. When he was fighting Mist Shinobi, he could just go up alone, while a thousand people were sitting in the back playing Landlords on their mobile phones... As for the younger brother? Just call Nissan 666 next to your brother.

"Dave, as for Second Tsuchikage and Second Mizukage, according to the information I collected, Second Tsuchikage can only be tied with him at best. Why did he kill Second Mizukage this time?" From the moment he received the news , Izuna has always been a little confused.

"Oh, this kid gave the Second Tsuchikage a sealing scroll, which contained seals from one to nine, nine Tailed Beast Bombs of the nine tailed beasts." Kakuzu on the side was counting the money in his hand, and sneered when he heard this.

"Originally, the two of them were supposed to die together. Haha, Second Tsuchikage finally took out a sealing scroll, and Second Mizukage looked at the nine Tailed Beast Bombs and everyone was dumbfounded," Kakuzu continued happily.

"...." Izuna was silent..

"How is the situation here at Sand Shinobi?" Madara doesn't care about this. He has been out of the village for a month and a half. He is bored to death, and his mobile phone is out of battery. He can't even chat with Hashirama.

Madara now wants to drive her Gundam to fuck him in all four villages and then go home.

"That guy from Salmon brought 8,000 troops, but we used 1,500 of them. Now he doesn't dare to fight," Dave said with a helpless shrug.

"Let's go and fuck him." Madara walked out of the tent with a sneer on her face.

Looking at Madara who suddenly walked out, Dave's face was very helpless... He knew it would be like this... At Mist Shinobi before, if it weren't for Izuna who kept stopping Madara from being impulsive and not hurting civilians, Madara would have overturned Mist Shinobi a long time ago.

In the original work, the first ninja war lasted for seven or eight years. Now, Dave felt that if the war lasted for more than three months, it would be considered a regression in Madara's strength...

"Then what should we do?" Jing, who had never dared to say anything, saw Madara leaving and asked quickly.

"Let's go take a look." Dave shrugged helplessly and walked out of the tent.

"Can we help if we go there?" Several people followed Dave and asked in confusion.

"Who said we were there to help? Can you help? Oh, yes, your shitty yellow Susanoo can indeed do it. But Uncle Madara probably won't let you take action. We were there to call 666."

"..."

"Damn it! The seven bastard Calabash brothers!! Bah! Those seven bastards in Konoha are just bastards!!" Samana complained in the tent.

He spent a lot of money to buy those guns! ! Now that no one has come back, at least you can get the gun back to me!

In the end, the people sent out to recover the guns reported that the field was full of gun fragments, and the good guns were probably taken away by Konoha.

Make Samana so angry! ! It’s heartbreaking to kill people! ! The people are gone, the guns are gone, the money is gone...

What a slap in the face!

"Kazekage-sama! Kazekage-sama! It's not good! It's not good!!!" At this time, a Chūnin ran in from outside the tent, shouting with a panic look on his face.

"What's wrong?" Samana frowned slightly.

"We... outside our station... there is a person coming outside..." the guard pointed over there with a look of horror on his face and shouted.

"Who's here? Tell me clearly," Samana asked a little unhappily, what's the point of making such a fuss.

"He said..his name is Uchiha Madara.."

"...Fuck! Tell everyone to retreat immediately!!"