Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Eight billion plus six artifacts!" Jin Jiao gritted his teeth, stood up and shouted.

"Damn it! 15 billion!" Tobirama's old father was still howling.

"Sorry about Konoha's Hokage, our Akatsuki organization is still more interested in the six artifacts," Dave said speechlessly.

"20 billion!!"

"30000000000!!"

"40 billion!!"

"Come here, drag Hokage out! Isn't this here to cause trouble!" Dave looked at Tobirama who was completely released in front of him and shouted to the side.

Behind the scenes, Kakuzu quickly took off his black cloak, put on his stockings and rushed out, dragging Tobirama out who was still howling...

"Ahem, the troublemaker has been dragged away, may I ask you two?" Dave smiled, looked at the gold and silver horn in front of him and asked.

"...Let's give it now..." Jin Yinjiao always felt that something was a little wrong... but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

The two took out several seal scrolls and threw them to Dave in front of them. Dave also threw the water gun in his hand to Jinyinjiao.

"Happy transaction. By the way, our Akatsuki organization is also engaged in arms trading, and our reputation is guaranteed. Tsuchikage, Kazekage, and Mizukage have all agreed to use it. Anyone who is interested can give us the code at the black market stronghold below Tiannokuni. Goodbye. Everyone! "

As Dave spoke, he slowly retreated behind the scenes and gradually disappeared.

"How's it going? Are my acting skills good enough?" Tobirama smiled and looked at Dave in front of him and asked.

"Well... it's perfect... From now on, the Konoha Oscar statuette will belong to you..." Dave nodded helplessly...

Tobirama put his hand on Dave's shoulder, and the two of them left here together Flying Thunder God

A macho man wearing stockings looked at this with a confused look on his face...

The two arrived at the station on the Cloud Shinobi battlefield side.

"Now that Sand Shinobi and Mist Shinobi have been resolved, only Cloud Shinobi is left. However, they may have some internal problems. They said they will ask me to go there to negotiate peace tomorrow afternoon. I will go and take a look. "Tobirama thought for a while

"Negotiation? Ask you to come over and take a look?" Dave was stunned for a moment, thinking of some bad things, and shuddered hard.

"Let me go and take a look with you. If there is any emergency, I can also help you." Dave thought for a while and said slowly.

The way the gold and silver horn looked just now, it is very likely that they are launching a coup and are going to take action against the old father and Second Raikage.

"No, just wait for me and Izuna to come back at the station. Izuna will go with me." Tobirama saw that his precious son was so worried about him and smiled.

"As soon as the things on Cloud Shinobi's side are over, the Ninja World War will come to an end. However, this is a bit too fast, and it hasn't even arrived in two months. By the way, it seems that you will be 16 next week It’s my adult birthday, well, then I have to solve it quickly,” Tobirama continued.

"Okay, just watch it yourself." Dave thought for a while and agreed.

This time Tobirama went without the six oil bottles that he brought with him in the original work. He only brought one Izuna. With Izuna's strength, well, Dave was relieved. Even if the two of them couldn't beat him, Tobirama had nothing to worry about. A Flying Thunder God can run away.

The afternoon of the next day, Cloud Shinobi Village, the scene of the peace negotiation.

"Welcome, Hokage" Second Raikage looked at Tobirama arriving in front of him and greeted with a smile.

Second Raikage feels a little tired... let's negotiate a peace quickly, this is a big deal, Mist Shinobi, Rock Shinobi, Sand Shinobi have all withdrawn, and they are the only ones left here. Originally, they thought that Madara and Hashirama would not survive to go to the hospital. Well, who knows that these two people can still go to the battlefield. Both of them came on stage, and he even gave a shit on his side.

Tobirama nodded, and the two of them sat opposite each other and began to discuss without saying any more nonsense. Jinyinkaku stood behind Raikage, with a slightly fierce expression on his face. Izuna stood behind Tobirama, looking at the two people in front of him, feeling something was wrong, and put one hand behind his back, ready to form a seal at any time.

Half an hour later, the two of them came to an agreement. Tobirama didn't say anything like a lion, and the compensation was 500 million. Raikage is also a cheerful person. It's only 500 million. Compared with the damn black-faced deception money before, this is nothing.

"Hopefully, we can maintain peace for a longer time." The two stood up and shook hands.

"Have you finished discussing it?" At this time, just as Tobirama was about to leave, Golden Horn said slowly.

"Golden Horn, what do you mean!" Raikage suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart and shouted loudly.

"Now that you've finished discussing it, just stay here," Silver Horn said slowly with a fierce smile on his face.

Raikage immediately retreated and stood with Tobirama.

"Let you see! The real artifact! Water Shinsō!!" Golden Horn smiled wildly, and slowly took out the fancy "Water Shinsō" from behind.

Izuna tilted her head and looked at the so-called water Shinsō in Kanekaku's hand...this...isn't this the water gun that the children in the village often use when they play with water in the summer? ?

Tobirama said nothing, just watching the two of them pretending...

Raikage looked at the two of them solemnly, is this water Shinsō? Damn it, I would have taken it back if I had known. These two people have the blood of Sage of Six Paths and can use artifacts. Yesterday, I asked them to keep them for use. Who knew that the two of them would do something like this today.

"Water Shinsō!!" Kanekaku pointed the gun at Raikage, shouted with a arrogant face, and pulled the trigger at the same time.

"biu~" A small line of water hit Raikage's face...

The atmosphere on the court seemed a bit awkward... The smile on Jin Jiao's face stopped abruptly...

"Brother, you are wrong, he should still have a spell to use!" Yinjiao on the side quickly snatched it from Jinjiao's hand and said.

"Miska! Muska! Sage of Six Paths appears!"

"biu~"

"Miska! Muska! The Sage of Six Paths appears!"

"biu~"

"Miska! Muska! Sage of Six Paths appears!"

"biu~"

"biubiubiu!!"

"enough!"

Veins popped up on Tobirama's head... He stretched out his hand and slowly wiped away the water droplets on his face... Although he felt that these two people were a little pitiful and had been cheated by his precious son, he still felt that his IQ was being deceived by these two people. Press it on the ground and rub it repeatedly...

....

"Flying Thunder God. Eight-foot magatama!"

Dave, who was packing his things at the station and preparing to go back, heard the voice from Cloud Shinobi and swallowed slowly...

Old father... Bah... Are those two at Jinyinjiao okay... It's rare to see such honest and straightforward customers...

Damn it, I should have known it would have tricked these two more.