Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Golden Horn launched a coup at the peace meeting between Hokage and Raikage, and was killed on the spot by Hokage and Raikage.

At this point, the First Ninja War ended... well... it only lasted a month and a half...

Dave returned to Konoha with Tobirama Izuna...

"What? Rock Shinobi cooperates with Konoha??" Dave was confused when he heard the news Hashirama told him.

"Well, it's not a technical cooperation, but a strategic cooperation, that is, if one party is in danger, the other party must send out personnel to rescue." Hashirama shrugged helplessly.

"Then what's this thing doing in Konoha?" Dave asked, pointing at Wu.

"Boy, I am no longer Tsuchikage. I came to Konoha to promote friendly exchanges between the two villages," Mu sneered and said slowly.

After Wu recovered yesterday and heard that the war was over, he dumped the location of Tsuchikage on Onoki's head overnight, and then came to Konoha with the news of Rock Shinobi's cooperation with Konoha, in the name of promoting the friendly and harmonious development of the two villages. ....

Ohnoki is still confused in the Tsuchikage building... isn't it? It seems that the master was only a few months old at Tsuchikage at that time... so he gave me the position of Tsuchikage? ? Do you believe me? still...

"You fart! Are you here to eat and drink?" Dave stared at him coldly and asked.

"Whatever you think, I will be in Konoha from now on," Wu said with a shrug.

"Uncle! Can you send this thing away quickly? This thing just comes to Konoha to eat and drink and steal village secrets!" Dave asked very unhappy.

"Hahaha, Dave, don't be so critical of others. Since they are willing to come to Konoha, we will welcome them." Hashirama laughed.

Hashirama is indeed very excited. This is the first step towards peace! ! Kage from other villages can come to Konoha to live alone, this! Isn't this a sign of peace?

Um! It seems like we have to keep up the good work!

"By the way Tobirama, you're finally back. You can't do it anymore. I'm exhausted in this position! It's better for you to do it." Hashirama looked at Tobirama aside and said excitedly.

He has been going crazy for the past month and a half. He has been living a life of documents every day when he opens his eyes. There is no Madara, no brother, and Mito dances in the square every day and ignores me.. Wuwuwu... Hashirama is almost going crazy...

Tobirama nodded helplessly and sat back in his seat.

"Will this thing be in our village from now on?" Dave asked, pointing to Wu beside him.

"Well, he will live next to the Senju station from now on, just to be able to see him." Tobirama nodded helplessly.

After all, he is still from another village and is still a Tsuchikage, so he should rest assured that he is by his side.

"I'm going to fuck you! STD man! Get out of here!"

"Heh, brat, I'll get out if you tell me to?"

"Ahhhhhh!!"

Looking at Dave's back with a collapsed face and leaving, Hashirama smiled awkwardly...ahem...he had agreed to this a few days ago...I feel a little sorry for Dave...

Dave left the Hokage building and went to Yue Mei's house.

Tsukimi followed Madara to the Mist Shinobi battlefield and came back very early. She hasn't taken on any missions in the past few days and has been waiting for Dave to come back.

Yue Mei was sitting alone in front of the house, holding a little rabbit in her hand. It was a birthday gift that Dave had caught for Yue Mei in the mountains a few months ago.

"Little Rabbit, when do you think Dave will come back?" Yue Mei said with worry on her face as she stroked the little Rabbit in her arms.

"Little Rabbit said, Dave will be back soon," Dave walked quietly behind Yue Mei and said softly.

"Nonsense, Cloud Shinobi is so far away from here, how can he come back right away?"

"Then you look back," Dave smiled and whispered in Yue Mei's ear.

"Ah!" Yue Mei felt the heat coming from her ears, picked up the kunai from her waist and stabbed behind her.

"..."

Dave was also frightened and quickly grabbed the kunai with his hand.

The two were stunned...

"...Hurry up and let go!" Yue Mei said quickly, feeling the blood drops dripping from above.

"Okay, okay," Dave smiled and loosened his grip on Kunai.

"Wait a minute, I'll find something to bandage you," Yue Mei said worriedly as she looked at Dave's blood-filled hands. Then he got up and left here.

Dave sat down, held the little rabbit that was about to run away with his other free hand, turned back and looked at the beautiful figure and smiled.

"Stretch out your hand," Yue Mei said angrily as she sat next to Dave with a small ball of bandages and medicine.

Dave smiled and stretched out his hand. Yue Mei carefully applied medicine to Dave, and then gently blew on the wound.

Dave looked at such a gentle figure in front of him, reached over and kissed Yue Mei's forehead gently.

Yue Mei didn't pay attention to this until she wrapped the bandage completely around Dave's hand and then breathed a sigh of relief.

"We won't allow this next time! You won't even run away!" Yue Mei looked at Dave who was smiling in front of her and scolded him full of reproach.

"Haha, I know, I know." Dave laughed twice and touched his head in embarrassment.

Yue Mei leaned lightly on Dave's shoulder, and the little rabbit seemed to find it boring, struggled to break away from Dave's arms, and ran away to play elsewhere.

"Where are the seven little brats?" Dave asked.

Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Jiraiya are over a year old and can already walk tremblingly. Well... although the pronunciation is a bit irregular... but they can generally be understood...

"Gee, Sakumo and the others still have to go to school, and Teida is still selling ramen outside. Well, as for the three little guys, Black Zetsu is taking the three of them to play now," Tsukimi said with a giggle. .

"Well, Black Zetsu brought them, I still...what?? Black Zetsu brought the three of them??" Dave nodded, but quickly reacted and asked.

Does this allow Black Zetsu to take care of the child? ? Dave was afraid that if Black Zetsu didn't pay attention, these three little guys would fall into the manure pit.

"Giggle, it's okay. Black Zetsu is very serious about raising children." Yue Mei smiled and told Dave not to worry.

Well, Black Zetsu is really serious about raising children. After all... Black Zetsu was hired by Mito with money... Hashirama originally thought that he could play with his granddaughter in this month and a half, but Mito is really afraid of Hashirama In order to infect Tsunade with his big personality, I spent some money and found Black Zetsu, which had the most positive reviews among her sisters...

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