Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Forget it...I'll go check it out later..."

Black Zetsu brings a baby...Dave is always a little worried...if three people are brought out, a manure collector, a conspirator, and a mother's baby, Dave will collapse.

"Gee, you just came back from the battlefield and you don't even know how to take a good rest," Yue Mei said with a smile.

"Hmph, didn't I just come to rest? Well, I'm in your arms and I'm not going anywhere." Dave hummed and lay in Yue Mei's arms.

Yuemei shook her head helplessly, and the two of them remained silent, quietly watching the setting sun...

the other side

"Jiraiya!! You little bastard!! Where can I put that thing!!" Black Zetsu was walking on the street with the three children. When he saw Jiraiya running to a street stall naughtily, he picked up what looked like a It's a very valuable thing, Black Zetsu shouted, almost frightened out of his soul.

"Slightly! No... don't..." Little Jiraiya turned around tremblingly, pulling his face and slightly licking his lips.

"Stupid... stupid... put it back quickly..." Kouchimaru slowly walked up to little Jiraiya, stretched out his hand and pinched little Jiraiya's face and said.

"Uh... uh! Big... Orochimaru... you! You pinch me again! Me! I'll go back and tell Tsukimi... Aunt Tsukimi!" Little Jiraiya quickly removed Orochimaru's hand from his face and puffed out his cheeks. Drum shouted.

"Stupid... stupid..." Kouchimaru said softly.

"Two... two idiots... hurry up, hurry up, I have to... go to Shukaku's shop to pan for gold..." Little Tsunade walked up to them and gave each of them a shudder. He said angrily.

"Don't go! Tsunade... Tsunade, you always pay for all the money we spent on candy!" Little Jiraiya shook his head.

"Yes..Yes..I..We want to eat sweets.." Kouchimaru nodded..

"You...say it again!" Little Tsunade clenched his fists and asked fiercely with a slightly cute look.

"No...don't go..."

"ah!"

"O.. Orochimaru.. What about you?"

"...go..."

As a result, little Tsunade dragged Jiraiya, and Orochimaru helplessly followed them. The three little guys ran towards Shukaku's gold mining shop. Black Zetsu followed the three of them with a headache. Why are the three children more annoying than the others...

Shukaku Gold Rush Shop

"Hmph, how was today's harvest?" Little Shukaku asked as he lay on the cashier counter, looking like an uncle.

"Sir Shukaku, excluding the share with Aishen Company, you made a total profit of 20,000 silver taels today." The clerk next to him nodded and said.

"Humph, isn't it good? How does it compare to that guy from Nine Tails' internet cafe income?" Shukaku asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Well...you...there's only a little difference between you and its income..." The clerk scratched his head in embarrassment...

"How much is a little bit?!" Shukaku was stunned for a moment and asked in annoyance.

"Um...ten...one hundred thousand...silver taels"

"Bastard Nine Tails! What other bastard Dave and Black-faced Buckeye!! They actually took 90% of the profits! Damn it!!" Shukaku slammed the table angrily.

"Shukaku! I...we're here!!" Little Tsunade ran into the store and shouted when he saw little Shukaku banging the table and getting angry at the checkout counter.

"Hey! It's little Tsunade here." Little Shukaku heard this familiar voice and turned around to say hello.

"Hey, little Shukaku, why don't you grow taller? Well, it's a bit prickly to hold... Well... Little Lama... Little Lama is still very soft to hold..." Tsunade chuckled and said, Tsuru asked as he picked up little Shukaku from the cash register and stroked him.

"Yeah!! I'm so angry! What's so good about that damn stinky Nine Tails! Is his Internet cafe as fun as my gold-mining shop?!" Shukaku, who was in Tsunade's arms, was furious when he heard this. He jumped out of his arms and asked angrily.

"No...no..." Little Tsunade shook his head...

"Humph, isn't that right! Is today still the same as before?" Xiao Shukaku raised his hands and nodded with great dignity.

"Hmm... still... still an hour..."

"Go! This time, I, Uncle Shukaku, will invite you!" Shukaku nodded proudly.

"Ah!! Hehe! Thank you Shukaku... Master Shukaku!" Upon hearing this, little Tsunade quickly picked up little Shukaku and rubbed his little head against Shukaku's.

"Thank you, Mr. Shukaku." Xiaoshimaru and Xiao Jiraiya also nodded quickly to express their thanks.

"Go ahead, go ahead," Shukaku smiled and said nonchalantly.

Well, it seems that I, Shukaku, am still very popular with children. Hum, damn stinky Nine Tails, your Internet cafe, there are not so many children who like you.

Little Nine Tails here

"Asshole! Asshole! Which bastard is so insidious! Network administrator! Check which computer this ID belongs to! Unlock his computer for me!"

A certain villager looked at the computer screen that suddenly went black in front of him, with a confused look on his face... isn't it... I just paid the Internet fee... is the time up? ?

Hmm... maybe that's why little Nine Tails still has a bad reputation...

Black Zetsu looked at the three children digging in the sand pit and finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was finally able to calm down for a while.

This gold mining shop is just for gamblers and children. Anyway, since the shop opened, Black Zetsu has seen a person panning out gold... Well... it's still one gram...

"Damn it... why... why not?" Little Tsunade asked in annoyance with his face full of sand.

"O.. Orochimaru... you... look! Is... this gold?" Jiraiya, who was standing next to him, tugged on the little one next to him twice and shouted hurriedly.

"What?? Gold!!" As soon as little Tsunade heard these two words, he pulled Kouchimaru aside and crawled next to Jiraiya.

"This...this...this should be gold!" Little Jiraiya carefully pushed aside the sand and took a very small piece of gold in his hand and asked.

"Ah! I dug gold! I dug gold!" Little Tsunade snatched it from little Jiraiya's hand and ran from the sand to Shukaku and said excitedly.

"Oh? Little Tsunade actually dug gold? Amazing!" Shukaku said in surprise after hearing this.

"Yeah!! Hey hey hey!" Little Tsunade wiped the sand from his face and giggled.

In the sand...looking at little Jiraiya taking away the gold that he had worked so hard to dig out...his face felt very aggrieved...

"Stupid... stupid... don't... don't cry... she... she... she's like that..." Orochimaru gently crawled to Jiraiya's side, pinching Jiraiya's face to comfort him.

"Ooooh... Orochimaru..."

"No...don't cry...stupid...idiot..."