Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Hey! Uncle Danzo! Uncle Mirror! Uncle Hiruzen! What are you doing here?" Little Tsunade ran to the street, happened to see the Will of Fire trio over there, waved his hand and shouted.

"Oh? It's little Tsunade." Kagami turned around and looked at little Tsunade and said with a smile.

Little Tsunade saw the mirror wanting to hug her and quickly took a few steps back...

"Hahaha, mirror, your name is still very loud." Hiruzen raised an eyebrow at the mirror and wanted to hug Tsunade.

Tsunade was so frightened that she ran into Danzo's arms.

Danzo shook his head helplessly and picked up little Tsunade.

"Uncle Dave said...said...said to stay away from you two...said...one of you is...one is a pervert...one...one is a beast..." Little Tsunade said, looking at the two of them.

Mirror and Hiruzen looked at each other. Let’s go to Dave’s house later and greet him.

"What about Uncle Danzo?" Danzo asked with a smile.

"Dave...Uncle Dave said...Uncle Danzo...Although Uncle Danzo is...a bit sinister...and a bit...a bit shameless...but...he is still a good person..."

The smile on Danzo's face stopped suddenly..

"Little Tsunade, please go back first. The three of us have something to do." Danzo gently put down little Tsunade in his arms and said slowly.

"Okay~" Little Tsunade smiled sweetly, turned around and went back very happily.

The three of them looked at each other...well...I haven't seen Dave for a few days, so let's go and greet him.

On the other side, inside Orochoku's experimental base

"Father...Father!" Kouchimaru pushed open the laboratory door and shouted inside.

"Dwarf! I tell you! The emission of this signal makes... Huh? Orochimaru? Why are you here?" Orochimaru was holding an object and having a heated debate with Dr. Zombie on the side. Suddenly he heard a sound and turned his head to wonder. asked.

"Father...Father!" Kouchimaru weighed his little feet, stepped over the things scattered on the ground, and ran to Orochoku and stretched out his hands for a hug.

"What's wrong? Orochimaru? What do you want from me?" Orochimaru smiled, picked up Orochimaru and asked.

"No... don't... your... your beard... pierce your face..." Orochimaru wanted to kiss Koshemaru's cheek, but Koshemaru refused.

Hmm... I'll go shave later... Orochi Roku thought silently in his heart.

"Uncle Orochi...Hello...Uncle George" little Jiraiya followed in and shouted looking at the two people in front of him.

"Oh? Little Jiraiya is here too? Do you have anything to do with your uncle?" Orochi looked at little Jiraiya and asked in confusion.

"Uncle Orochi... We want to give Uncle Dave and Sister Tsukimi a wedding gift... but we don't know what to give..." little Jiraiya said with a slightly troubled face.

"Haha, it's a wedding gift. As far as I know, no matter what you give, your Uncle Dave and Aunt Yue Mei will like it very much," Orochimaru said with a smile.

"Really!" Kouchimaru asked with bright eyes as he lay in Orochimaru's arms.

"Yeah, of course. Your father and I have worked together with your Uncle Dave for many years. I still know him very well." Orochimaru nodded.

"That's great! I've decided! I'm going to give Uncle Dave a book!" Little Jiraiya raised his hand and said happily.

"Oh? What book do you want to give Dave?" Orochimaru was puzzled for a while, Dave...does he read? ?

"I... Uncle Hiruzen read me a book before... called "The Photo Collection of Tea Country Mai". It's so beautiful! There are so many beautiful... beautiful ladies in it... "Pictures!" Little Jiraiya thought for a while and said innocently.

"...."

"That... Orochimaru and little Jiraiya..." Orochimaru was silent for a while...

"What's wrong, father?" Kouchimaru asked in confusion.

"Stay away from Sarutobi Hiruzen, Uchiha Kagami, and that Shimura Danzō!" Orochi said, looking at the two of them solemnly. Each of these three people has some problems, and they must not be allowed to teach the children bad things.

"Oh...oh...ok..." Xiaoshemaru nodded... He has always been an obedient and good baby...

Little Jiraiya thought for a moment in confusion, but thought of nothing and nodded.

"Yes... yes... father, can... we... have dinner with mom... tonight..." Orochimaru looked at Orochoku with longing eyes.

"Uh..." Orochi Lu was stunned...

"You, you and your mother haven't had dinner with Orochimaru for a long time. Orochimaru wants to have dinner with you."

"...Okay...I will call my mother back tonight, and we will have dinner together. George, I will leave this place to you tonight," Orochi Lu came back to his senses and said with a slightly sad smile.

"I know, I know, humans are troublesome," the dwarf waved his hand and said impatiently.

After hearing this, Kouchimaru smiled happily.

Little Jiraiya felt a little lonely when he saw this scene... His father... His mother... He seemed to have lived with Brother Dave and Sister Yuemei since he was a child...

"Stupid... idiot... you... come tonight too." Kouchimaru naturally noticed the lonely look on little Jiraiya's face.

"Really...really...no...I won't bother you..." little Jiraiya's eyes gradually became colored and she asked in surprise.

"Haha, come on, little Jiraiya, I'll ask your Aunt Jade to cook more food tonight, and let's have a good meal together."

"good!"

the other side

"Sexually transmitted disease man, huh, my wedding is coming soon. You've been eating and drinking in this village for a few days. Don't you plan to express your feelings then?" Dave went to Wu's home to find Wu, and asked with displeasure. .

"Your wedding? What do I mean?" Wu sneered and asked pretending to be stupid while playing a game on his mobile phone.

"Damn it, get the hell back to your Rock Shinobi!"

"Oh, I have agreed to stay with Hokage. If you ask me to go back, I will go back, right?"

"I tm...."

The two of them communicated in such a "civilized" manner for a full three hours. Looking at Dave's back as he collapsed and left, they laughed twice without hesitation.

After Dave left, Wu slowly put down his phone, walked to the bed, and took out a beautifully wrapped gift box from under the bed...

"Hehe...boy, I will never forget your wedding..."

Wu smiled, put the box in his hand under the bed, and then walked out of the house, preparing to go to the Internet cafe for a while.

Computers are a great thing. When will Iwagakure get one?