Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the early morning, the chirping of birds woke up Dave from his deep sleep...

Dave struggled to open his eyes, with a headache. He looked at the person beside him, smiled softly, leaned over and kissed Yue Mei's forehead.

Yue Mei opened her eyes like a frightened little rabbit, and quickly pulled the quilt on her body, revealing only a pair of crystal eyes looking at Dave with a blushing face.

"Haha, why don't you get up, little rabbit?" Dave laughed, got into bed, and asked softly.

"No... don't... you go first... you get up first..." Yue Mei shook her head and hesitated a little shyly.

"Hmm~ Well, little rabbit, just take a rest first." Dave said with a gentle smile.

Dave stretched out his hand and gently rubbed Yue Mei's little face, and then got out of bed. Yue Mei pulled the quilt tighter.

Dave got dressed and walked out of the room slowly...

After Dave and Tsukimi got married, they would definitely not be able to live with Tobirama. Hashirama and Tobirama found a large house in the residence and renovated it as their wedding room.

Looking at the chaotic scene at the wedding outside the door...Dave had a huge headache...

At dusk yesterday, Madara and Hashirama had already drunk a little too much, and in the joyful atmosphere of the wedding, they started dancing at the scene...

Um... maybe I drank a little too much... and actually followed them around...

"Hey, Uncle Madara...get up..." Dave walked up and gently patted the two half-fruited men lying on the ground asleep and shouted...

"Hmm... Where's that guy called Battler? Let him come out and fight me!" Madara suddenly opened her scarlet eyes, stood up and shouted.

"Ahem...Uncle Madara...you put on your clothes first..." Dave looked at Madara's naked upper body in front of him, revealing the very ornamental muscles, and there was a Hashirama face on her chest...she coughed twice in embarrassment. said...

Madara looked down and picked up the clothes that were thrown on the floor during the dance last night...

"Where's the zombie?" Madara looked at Dave and asked.

"I took it back..." Dave said helplessly. My wedding was turned into a disco scene by you guys, but it was okay...

"Let him come out. I'm going to fight him again in the bar today," Madara said with great fighting spirit.

At dusk at yesterday's wedding...

"Great! Great! Madara... Grandpa Madara is so handsome!" Little Tsunade was held in Mito's arms and clapped his hands while looking at the big windmill spinning on the ground after drinking too much.

"Motor! Let me show you the essence that I have condensed by combining several dances over the years!" Hashirama shouted with a drunken face.

Hashirama stood up from his seat tremblingly... and staggered to the stage...

Madara glanced at Hashirama with disdain and handed the table to Hashirama..

Hashirama looked at the person playing music over there and gestured...

"Tear it apart..."

The music slowly rose, Hashirama slowly put his hand on his clothes, and veins popped out on his hands. There was only a sound of clothes being torn apart, and Hashirama's clothes were torn in half by him...

Hashirama held the broken clothes in his hands and twisted them slightly... slightly... slightly charmingly...

The venue fell silent for a moment... Madara was half awake from her drunken state...

"Ahhhhh!!" Screams suddenly rang out on the field..

"Damn, Kakuzu! Where's the man! Stop him, this is a porn show! Hurry!!" Over there, Dave, who was sitting with Yue Mei and chatting with his father-in-law, saw this scene People are dumbfounded... Come on, this is my wedding, okay! !

You added a shitty dance essence, did you add pole dancing into it? ? ?

"Tsunade...don't look..." Mito quickly covered the eyes of little Tsunade in his arms...

"Yoshi! Master Hashirama really understands youth!! Let Wei Lai join you...ah!" Might Wei over there saw such a passionate scene, stood up and roared, put his hands on his clothes, and was about to tear them apart , Auntie Cai on the side was kicked out by him...

You can still watch Hashirama at least... If you go up there... it will be ruined...

"That... that... mother..." Dai on the side swallowed his saliva... hesitantly...

"What's the matter, Dai? Do you also want to exude youth?" Aunt Cai asked with a "smile" on her face.

"No... I can't..." Dai quickly shook his head... His father is so big that he flew out... His small body can't bear it... Youth is not eternal... My name is brother Dave. Taught me to temporarily stop my youth...

"Mother...Mother...Hashira...What are Grandpa Hashirama doing?" Ouchimaru asked in confusion as Tama held him in his arms and covered his eyes.

"...Um...Grandpa Hashirama, he is...playing a game...yes...playing a game...but children cannot watch this kind of game..." Jade explained quickly...

"Games... Orochimaru doesn't like games very much..." Kouchimaru shook his head and gave up the idea of ​​continuing to watch...

Kakuzu behind the scenes also wanted to go up and drag this guy down... The problem is that this guy is so drunk... What if he gets beaten up...

"Hahaha! Motor! Mito! Did you see it!!" Hashirama laughed and shouted on the stage.

Mito felt the strange eyes around him looking at him... Veins popped up on his head behind him... The red hair hanging behind him slowly floated...

Seeing this scene, Dave felt relieved... Hmm...

Several chains suddenly sprang out from behind Mito and reached out to Hashirama on the stage... Hashirama was tied to the audience by the chains...

The venue finally calmed down, and everyone continued to play as if nothing had happened until it got dark. Yuemei quickly stood up and announced that the wedding was over. Dave and his father-in-law were both drunk... and they were almost at the dining table. I put my chopsticks up to worship the handle of the incense...

Everyone left. Tobirama and Izuna were also drunk, but they didn't do anything extraordinary. They were dragged away by a few elders. As for Hashirama and Madara... no one dared to go up and recognize them...

After hearing that the wedding was over, Mito ran away with Tsunade... Hashirama? Who is Hashirama? Do I know him?

“Hash hot mom!”

"Motor!" Hashirama, the unsealed divine beast, fucked Madara again...

"Summoning Technique!" Dave on the side also joined in the fun.

There was a burst of white smoke on the field, and a Dance King zombie appeared here wearing red clothes, sunglasses, and a knife hanging from his waist.

This Dance King Zombie is a bit smart... Dave also summoned him and Hashirama before and they danced in the bar. The difference between this Dance King Zombie and other Dance King Zombies is not only that he can dance, he also likes to dance. The knife seems to be a strange thing that George came out of during his experiments, so he was named Battery Boy (a friendly guest appearance from a strange reader).

Dave didn't know where he got a hat and sunglasses, brought them up and started dancing with this guy with his hands up..

Well, at the wedding scene, the three heroes stand side by side...

In the last bridal chamber, Yuemei dragged drunken Dave away...

"Bat Knife Boy! Do you want to challenge me too!!"

"Brain...brain..."

Skip to midnight... Hashirama couldn't hold on anymore and fell asleep... Madara looked at the Dance King zombie who was still dancing on the side... and roared with laughter...

One person froze and continued dancing here...