Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Dave slowly opened the gift box

There are two seal scrolls inside.

"My most powerful Dust Escape is sealed in the two scrolls. Even if it is for your Tailed Beast Bomb, it can also be regarded as your wedding gift," Wu said lightly.

"Ha, it seems that the cost you paid is not small. I wonder why you have been hiding in the house for the past two days and couldn't come out." Dave smiled and put away the seal scroll in his hand.

"Okay, the gift has been delivered. Let's go." Wu glanced at Dave indifferently, got up and left here.

"Sexually Infectious Man"

"...What are you doing?" Wu asked, turning half of his face.

"Don't you plan to find a wife to get married?" Dave asked with a smile, sitting on the Hokage Rock with his back to Wu.

"...not going to"

"To be honest... Konoha's current medical technology is still very advanced. Maybe your problem there still needs to be solved? Isn't it just Xiaozhizhi." Dave asked teasingly.

"..."

"Dust Escape. Original Realm Stripping Technique!"

"Holy shit, you're sick."

The next day, Tobirama came to work and clocked in in the morning. During his free time, he saw his broken Hokage rock through the window...

Iwagakure, Onoki received an email in the afternoon.

[Your master Wu caused a large area of ​​Hokage rock to be broken in Konoha, causing a loss of 300 million taels. Including the various human and material costs for restoration, the total is 500 million taels. Since your master Wu is unable to bear the compensation, Hereby, the bill will be sent to you Tsuchikage, please compensate within 24 hours, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences. 】——The black-faced buckling ghost

Today, Third Tsuchikage Onoki, who is only in his twenties, entered the cardiac emergency room of the hospital for some reason.

After getting married, Dave's childhood was very comfortable. Every day he would either stay at home with his little rabbit and not go anywhere, or go out with Wu to surf the Internet. His childhood was very comfortable.

But Madara is a little different.

The past two days have been a bit slack due to the blind date of his brother Izuna. He lectured his brother yesterday, but seeing his perfunctory attitude, Madara became very angry. So why on earth are blind dates so scary?

You Nissan, I have been taking you to war for so many years. Isn’t there such a thing as a blind date on the battlefield that is so scary?

Well, ever since, in order to better convince her brother, Madara decided to go to the blind date and try it herself.

Hashirama wanted to go and play with Madara that day, but when he learned that Madara was not at home and she didn't reply to messages he sent him, he was very depressed and found Dave.

"Uncle? Why are you here?" Dave opened the door and looked at Hashirama standing outside the door and asked in confusion.

"Ah haha... isn't this boring? I wanted to come and see you. Where is Tsukimi?" Hashirama laughed and scratched his head.

"Ah, Yuemei is cooking. Since you are here, I told her to cook more," Dave said with a smile.

"Haha, I'm sorry to bother you." Hashirama smiled and the two entered the house.

"Uncle Hashirama, you are here, wait a minute, I will cook more." Tsukimi, who was cooking in the kitchen, heard the sound, looked over, and said hello to Hashirama.

"Haha, I'm sorry to bother you Yuemei, um, I don't actually eat much, you can make less."

Dave and Hashirama sat on the sofa in the living room and started chatting.

"Tell me, uncle, you couldn't find Uncle Madara. You had nothing to do so you came to my place to have a look." The two chatted for a while, and Dave approached Hashirama, raised his eyebrows and asked.

"...Ahem...what? As an uncle, can't I come and see my nephew and niece?" Hashirama said righteously.

"Really? I seem to know where Uncle Madara is. Oh, Yue Mei rice is ready. Let's go eat, uncle." Dave said with a smile.

"Ahem...that...that...Dave...can you tell uncle where Madara is now..." Hashirama hurriedly pulled Dave who stood up, leaned over and asked softly.

"Haha, Uncle Madara should be at the blind date corner now," Dave said with a smile.

"Dating Corner? What kind of place is Madara going to do?" Hashirama asked confused.

"What else can Uncle Madara do in a place like that? He must be on a blind date." Dave shrugged.

"What?? Madara wants to go on a blind date??" Hashirama was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and asked in shock.

Before Dave could say anything, Hashirama had disappeared...

"Dave, where's the uncle?" At this time, Yue Mei walked out with the prepared meal, looked at Dave who was alone in the living room, and asked doubtfully.

"...He went to find love... Bah, he went to find Uncle Madara," Dave said, rubbing his eyebrows helplessly.

"..Okay, but what to do with all the extra food?"

"There is no way, we two will be eliminated."

The two sat at the dining table, and Dave helped bring the food to the table. Dave smiled and sat next to Yue Mei, holding dishes for Yue Mei.

"Come on, little rabbit, eat more"

"No, I can't eat that much." Yuemei shook her head.

"Ah...Okay" Dave looked a little disappointed

"Giggle, come on, ah~" Yuemei smiled, put the dish Dave had just given her to Dave's mouth and said softly.

"Hmm! Xiang, Yuemei, your craftsmanship is really getting better and better." Dave beamed, opened his mouth and ate, praising.

"But you have to eat more. If you are so thin, it will be very troublesome to have children in the future." Dave picked up a dish, handed it to Yue Mei's mouth and said with a smile.

"...give birth...give birth..." Yuemei's face turned red with embarrassment...

"Come on, open your mouth, little rabbit" Dave said with a smile.

Yue Mei shook her head with a red face.

"Be obedient and be good"

Tsukimi slowly opened Sakura's peach mouth this time and took it in. The two looked at each other and smiled.

a moment later

"Ah, don't eat. You've eaten so much. What should you do if your body is damaged?" Yue Mei said worriedly when she saw that she was still eating the fifth bowl after eating four bowls of rice.

"Tch, if it's bad, it's bad. The hospital is not for dry food. Don't let the food you cook go to waste." Dave smiled and continued to hold the rice in his hands.

"No, no matter how delicious it is, you can't eat it like this. You will be bad for your health if you eat it like this. Don't eat it!" Yuemei grabbed the bowl from Dave's hand and said with a little force.

"Okay...but it would be a pity to throw away these. You did this yourself," Dave said helplessly...

"Giggle, don't eat it like this. If you like it, I will make it for you every day from now on," Yue Mei said with a giggle.

"Of course, if you don't do it for me, who else do you want to do it for? Well~ I'm going to rely on you, this little rabbit, for the rest of my life. Just stay in this rabbit nest and never leave!" Dave kissed Yue Mei's face and whispered softly said

"Yeah~" Yuemei blushed again...