Crazy Dave Of Konoha

[Is this the annihilation of humanity or the loss of morality?]

[Today, a vicious fight occurred in Konoha. The two protagonists are Uchiha Madara, the contemporary patriarch of Uchiha, and First Hokage Senju Hashirama. Currently, First Hokage Senju Hashirama has been admitted to the hospital. More information will be released soon. Editor Oromo will publish more detailed incident information tomorrow after checking the situation]

This is the front page of today's kidney-loving newspaper. Madara looked at the editor of the front page, Oro?

Ever since, Kakuzu was also admitted to the hospital. Dave brought some fruit to see the two of them.

"Blade, how are the sales of our newspaper today?" Kakuzu, the pig head, asked excitedly as he looked at Dave in front of him.

"Yes, the profit points have increased by several points. You are the first one this time, big one." Dave nodded and gave a thumbs up to Kakuzu on the hospital bed.

"Then...the cost of this hospital treatment?"

"This is an organizational task, and it is not included in the company's work-related injury reimbursement, okay," Dave said with a smile.

a moment later

"What's wrong? What happened?" The nurse passing by outside the door seemed to have heard the sound of breaking glass in the ward, and hurriedly walked into the room and asked.

"It's nothing. There is a patient who feels that there is no point in living and jumps off the building." Dave shrugged and pointed to the broken window.

"...."

"Uncle, how are you?" Dave smiled, ignored the dumbfounded nurse, took the fruit and walked to the bed in the back and asked.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu""Hashirama, whose face was covered with bandages, whined and nodded.

"Isn't your recovery speed very fast? It's been a day, why haven't you recovered yet?" Dave asked doubtfully.

Tears slowly oozed from the bandage around Hashirama's eyes. He pointed to the fruit basket next to him.

"Uh-huh.. Got it.."

Oh, let me tell you...it turns out that Uncle Madara came to see him this morning...beat him again...

No matter how Hashirama on one side complained to Dave about his grievances, on the other side

"Well... that... Danzo... are you free at 5 or 6 pm..." Hiruzen found Danzo, his face was a little red, and he asked coyly.

"...Yes..." Danzo glanced at this guy doubtfully and nodded slowly.

"Ahem, um... I made an appointment to go out to Lake Biwa in the afternoon... um... um... can you go with me?" Hiruzen asked slightly embarrassed.

"Are you going out to play with Lake Biwa? Why did you ask me to come over?" Danzo asked, looking at the guy in confusion.

"She also has a friend. If I go alone... wouldn't it be a bit embarrassing?" Hiruzen said with a smile.

"Then you go to Jing or Dave, what are you doing with me?" Wouldn't it be better for Jing or Dave to go to this kind of thing? Why did you call me over?

"Didn't Dave just get married two days ago? Now he's with Yue Mei every day. I'm too embarrassed to disturb him. As for Jing, I've asked him. He's going on a mission with that girl in the afternoon." Hiruzen shrugged helplessly..

With Danzo's temper, he doesn't want to come looking...but...it seems like there really is no one left...

"Okay." Danzo nodded.

"Haha, thank you so much Danzo! I'll go back and get ready first!" Hiruzen went back happily.

At 5 or 6 p.m.

"Biwako! I'm coming!" Hiruzen ran over with a smile on his face, and Danzo slowly followed behind Hiruzen.

"Ah, well, are you Sarutobi Hiruzen?" Before Biwako could speak, the young woman on the side asked in confusion.

The woman's short hair falls just on her shoulders, her round face and innocent eyes look very cute.

"Yeah, I am!" Hahaha, it seems that Lake Biwa really has me in her heart! She even introduced me to her friends! Hiruzen thought in a very disgusting way.

"Oh~ So you are the wretched, pervert Sarutobi clan leader, and..." "Shut up!" Before the woman could finish her words, Biwako hurriedly covered her mouth.

"Ahem, Hiruzen, she doesn't know where she is, so don't worry about it." Biwako looked at the dumbfounded Hiruzen next to her and hurriedly explained.

"It's okay, it's okay, I don't care. Oh, by the way, this is my friend, Shimura Danzō" Hiruzen cried silently in his heart, then pointed to Danzo behind him and introduced.

Danzo glanced at the two of them indifferently. The woman whose mouth was covered looked at Danzo. Danzo looked at her and looked away. But the woman was still looking at him.

"Well, hello, my name is Uchihamiru, nice to meet you." The woman pushed away Biwako's hand, walked to Danzo and extended her hand, greeting him with a cute smile.

Danzo gave her a cold look and nodded.

"Hey, you are a little rude. Can you speak? Are you mute?" Mi Lu looked at Danzo's cold attitude and asked angrily.

Danzo looked at her coldly again and said nothing.

"Ahem, my friend has this kind of character, don't worry about it." Seeing that something was wrong, Hiruzen hurriedly stepped forward and stood in front of Danzo and said with an apologetic expression.

"Hmph" Mi Lu hummed and returned to Biwa Lake.

"What are you doing? I asked you to help me. Why don't you help me lure her away?" Hiruzen turned around and asked softly anxiously.

"..You guys are playing your own game, I was just called here by you, what does it matter what she does?" Danzo said calmly.

"Damn, I knew I couldn't bring you here." Hiruzen cursed, forget it, it depends on the situation.

The four of them were walking on the street at dusk. Biwako and Milu were talking and laughing, while Hiruzen and Danzo were staring in embarrassment.

Can you say something? Hiruzen speaks with his eyes.

Um? Danzo gave a confused look in return

Will you die if you say something?

Um?

What are you talking about? Can’t you see that the situation is not optimistic? Say something quickly!

Um?

Hiruzen slapped his forehead hard, Danzo...

"Well, Lake Biwa, it's getting dark, are you hungry?" There is no other way, Hiruzen can only come by himself.

"Well... I'm a little hungry." Biwako nodded.

"Let's go to Gyūki BBQ. The grilled squid cooked by Eight Tails' beef chef is delicious," Mi Lu said with a smile.

"Okay" Hiruzen and Biwako smiled and nodded in agreement.

"I won't go! I won't go!" When he heard about the barbecue, Danzo's legs trembled violently, and he shouted, thinking of "Looking at the Maofang Waterfall" that night.

"Hey, why are you like this? You didn't say anything just now. Now everyone wants to go to dinner. What's your opinion?" Mi Lu looked at Danzo angrily and asked.

"Huh, if you don't go, you won't go." Danzo gave her a cold look.

"Yeah yeah yeah!! I'm so angry!!"