Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"By the way, are you hungry?" The group of people set off on the road again, looking at the others and asked.

"Not hungry..." Several people shook their heads quickly, fearing that this child would do something outrageous again.

"Oh, you are hungry. Let me take you to eat something!"

.....

After a while...

Several little friends looked at the fruit patch in front of them with confused faces...

"Quick, quick, pick as many as you can eat," he said as he brought a few bags and handed them to a few little guys.

"...Isn't it good for us to pick vegetables from the villagers?" little Jiraiya asked doubtfully.

"What's wrong with this? My father is related to the villager's uncle in this vegetable field. It's okay." He shook his head.

"This... okay..." The few little guys looked at each other and felt something was wrong...

A few minutes later

"Quick, quick, get down, get down! Someone is coming!" Suiren hurriedly pulled the little guys next to him and shouted softly.

"Hey! Didn't you say that your father is related to the village uncle? What are we doing!" Little Tsunade asked in a low voice.

"They are relatives...just the kind that cannot be beaten with eight poles." He shrugged.

.....

"Hmm~ It's delicious~." Sui Ren was full after eating, but the other little friends still didn't eat anything.

"How can you do it without eating anything?" Suiren looked at the little friends and shook his head helplessly.

At this time, Sui Ren saw something and his eyes lit up.

"Wait a minute! There is a chicken there laughing at me??!! Can I coddle it?? I want to catch him and take him back to stew for my big brother!"

"Huh?? It's you white-haired boy again!! Here to steal my fruit again! You stole the chicken that was lost last time, too! Stand there!!" At this time, the villagers arriving over there discovered Sui Ren. , yelled full of anger.

"No! He's coming! Run!"

Well...how can several children outrun an adult...

Konoha Security Department...

Madara came to the Security Department today to sort out recent affairs, um...

"Tell me, what's going on?" Madara looked at the little guys with their heads lowered in front of them, and then looked at the villagers next to them who were blushing with anger and asked in confusion.

"Police sir! These little guys stole my fruit! Especially this white-haired kid! It's happened several times! But a few times before, there was a little orange-red thing running with him, but I didn't catch it! This time I Catch him," the villagers said angrily.

"...I understand...kid, what are your parents' phone numbers?" Madara was stunned for a while, then nodded helplessly and asked.

He lowered his head and said slowly...

Madara enters the phone number into her phone...

Contact: Nine Tails

? Madara was confused when she looked at the note displayed above, but she still typed it.

"Hey, who is it? I wonder if I'm busy right now? I have something to talk about, but I'll hang up if I have nothing else to do." Kurama's impatient voice came.

"I, Uchiha Madara" Madara said coldly.

"....Cough cough cough cough... It turns out to be Uncle Madara, what do you want?" Little Nine Tails coughed a few times and asked hurriedly.

"Do you know this kid named Hatake? He got into trouble. Come to the security department," Madara said slowly.

"This kid, you still haven't learned the essence of me, and you got caught? Ahem... I'll be right there." After complaining, the little Nine Tails over there quickly hung up the phone and rushed here.

"Little Tsunade, why are you following him around?" Madara looked at little Tsunade in front of her and asked in confusion.

"Grandpa Madara...I...I didn't...he just followed others and pulled us..." Little Tsunade lowered his head and said with some embarrassment.

Just when Madara was about to say a few words, the minister's landline rang.

"Hello, Uchiha Madara, it's me, Tobirama" Tobirama's voice came from there, but his tone was not good.

"I know, what's the matter?" Madara asked calmly.

"Find me a white-haired brat who is from the Hatake clan. You bastard! He even used my Hokage name to defraud children of lollipops!!" Tobirama roared angrily.

Just now, the mothers of the children who had been deceived by others came directly to the Hokage building and asked to see Hokage. Hokage was completely confused after hearing this.

"...." Madara looked at Suiren in front of her faintly... Suiren smiled awkwardly...

After a while, little Nine Tails rushed over, and the villager roared angrily when he saw little Nine Tails. The final result was... Little Nine Tails paid several thousand silver taels as compensation to the villagers...

"You idiot, you can get caught even if you steal food! Don't call me my little brother when you go out!" Little Nine Tails said angrily while looking at Sui Ren in front of him.

"Ahem... Big brother... I'm still young... I can't run fast! Wait until I grow up! I'll run faster! I won't be caught anymore! Then I'll go to the vegetable patch every day Steal it for you, bah! Get some fruit for you to eat with your relatives!

"Well, you can teach me." Little Nine Tails nodded happily.

Madara on the side kicked the little Nine Tails away. I said, why is this white-haired boy so thief? Did you teach him all this?

Madara saw that it was already getting late, and looked at the little guys in front of her.

"Are you little guys going to eat?"

"Go go!!" Little Nine Tails and Sui Ren immediately appeared in front of Madara and nodded quickly.

....They are still happy to have a meal for free.

After having a good time, little Sannin and Madara went back. Beiliuhu and Suiren followed little Nine Tails to a fishing ground.

"Everyone has left, there is a boat, let's go! See how I operate this time, and don't get caught in the future!" Little Nine Tails said solemnly.

Three little figures got on the boat under the cover of night. Little Nine Tails and Sui Ren held fishing nets in their hands and looked at the water with bright eyes. The little guy Beiliuhu sat in the back and paddled silently...he just It's so small... He can use both hands to paddle the oar with all his strength.

But it was already night, and one person and one animal netted for half an hour without catching a single fish...

Nine Tails and Sui Ren have lost their patience.

"Damn this fish just keeps teasing you, it won't go into the net! You can't spoil it, tmd!!" Little Nine Tails said and jumped directly into the water.

"That's right! You can't spoil it! Tmd!!" He jumped in along with the little Nine Tails...

Hmm... He seems to have just forgotten that he is only a three-year-old child...

"Brother! Brother! Save me, brother! I can't swim!" Sui Ren kept shouting as he floated up.

"...Idiot!! Why are you dancing along!!!"

"You can't let it get used to you!! tmd!!"

"...." Nine Tails is tired...